AT LEAST SHE WASN’T HAVING SEX WITH A STUDENT
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Meet Sarah Cournede. Ms. Cournede has the distinction of being either the most dimwitted or the unluckiest hooker in all of Las Vegas.
Cournede and her sister (described by police as “known prostitutes”) were involved in a scuffle at the Wynn Las Vegas casino. Unfortunately for the Cournede sisters they chose to solicit the wrong guy when they were trolling for potential customers last month. The working girls hit on a fairly well known billionaire. Steve Wynn. Wynn is not only happily married and one of Nevada’s staunchest critics of prostitution, but he also happens to OWN THE CASINO the two ho’s were working in.
Wynn responded by walking Sarah Cournede to the door then calling security. A melee erupted. That’s when Maria Cournede slapped Wynn in the face in his own casino.
Both sisters were arrested on charges of trespassing. Wynn refused to press battery charges.
WHORE AND ADULTERER ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE
Today’s New York Post has the story of famed prostitute Ashley Alexandra Dupre “catting around” with a rich New Jersey businessman. The tabloid followed the couple for 24 hours and got tons of pictures.
HIGH OCTANE HO
The Smoking Gun has the story about a Kentucky prostitute that was arrested and charged with trading her services for a $100 gas card. The 34-year-old woman was charged with prostitution and “doing business without an occupational license.”
THE FEDS RAIDED FOUR SEATTLE AREA STRIP CLUBS MONDAY
Seattle residents awoke Tuesday to the following headline:
“Feds say prostitution rampant at strip clubs”
Federal and local authorities raided four Seattle area strip clubs Monday. Rick’s, in Seattle; Sugar’s, in Shoreline; Honey’s, in Everett; and Fox’s, in Parkland, Pierce County were targeted in simultaneous raids. All of the clubs are owned by long-time Seattle mobster and organized crime figure Frank Colacurcio Sr.
According to authorities, the clubs promoted prostitution and took a cut of the proceeds earned by dancers who performed illegal sex acts.
The U.S. Attorney’s office announced Colacurcio, his business partners and several subordinates are under investigation for promoting prostitution, money laundering, tax evasion and mail fraud.
Both federal and local officials were busy patting themselves on the back Thursday following the raids.
U.S. Attorney Jeff Sullivan said,
“For far too long, the Colacurcio organization has made big money operating their clubs as fronts for prostitution. The Colacurcios have designed the clubs, the payment methods, and the policies to encourage prostitution and to ensure they are the ones getting rich off these illegal sex acts.”
Meanwhile Seattle Police Chief Gil Kerlikowske said,
“This is the most significant organized-crime investigation we have ever undertaken,” and added that the enterprise had “done considerable damage to this city.”
“It’s an organization that has made its money on the backs of women. It’s about violence and organized crime. It’s not about the morals police,”
Under a RICO prosecution, law-enforcement officials could seek to shut down and seize the clubs.
Good luck with that.
Who’s more incompetent the cops or the criminals?
Seattle law enforcement has been trying to put Frank Colacurcio Sr. in prison for SIX DECADES. Here’s a picture of him following his arrest on racketeering charges in 1958:
Unfortunately, Colacurcio’s high-priced lawyers are always smarter than the imcompetent government bureaucrats that are trying to convict him. Authorities also went after him in the 70’s on tax evasion charges but Colacurcio skated again.
Assuming Colacurcio’s lawyers can drag this case out a couple of years, it’s hard to imagine what the government’s goal here is. Colacurcio is 90-years-old. If the government is lucky (which they’ve never been in prosecuting this guy before) they MIGHT be able to put him in jail before he turns 100.
Also, unbelievably, the CLUBS ARE STILL OPEN. Authorities failed to shut down any of the four clubs targeted in Thursday’s raids permanently.
Meanwhile, although his lawyers may be brilliant, it’s not like Colacurcio is a rocket scientist.
Not only was an undercover agent able to infiltrate Colacurcio’s organization but he was actually promoted by the mobster himself. At the time of the raid the undercover agent had worked his way up to the MANAGER of Rick’s.
For years pious Washington politicians have talked about “protecting” women. They have passed a series of archaic and restrictive laws on the state’s strip clubs. Unfortunately, these laws have made it so that the women who work in these clubs are virtually FORCED to commit acts of prostitution just to survive.
Girls are forced to pay a $130 nightly “house fee” to work in Colacurcio’s clubs. It is almost impossible for dancers to make back that money in a legitimate fashion by just performing dances. Dancers are not allowed to have any physical contact with their customers in Washington. Plus, the clubs aren’t allowed to serve alcohol which often loosens the customers purse strings. Many of the dancers (most of whom are simply uneducated working mothers trying to earn a living) are forced to perform acts of prostitution in order to keep their jobs and make their house fees.
Authorities did actually manage to convict Colacurcio recently. In the infamous “Strippergate” case Seattle City Council members Judy Nicastro, Heidi Wills and Jim Compton all took thousands of dollars from the mobster. Colacurcio and his son pleaded guilty in January to felony and misdemeanor charges, admitting they reimbursed others to skirt campaign-donation limits. The Colacurcios agreed to each pay $75,000 in criminal and civil penalties.
Finally, according to the court documents, one confidential informant said there is an “open invitation” for dancers to earn between $150 and $1,000 by having sex with Colacurcio. Again, he’s 90!
CRYING STRIPPERS MAY NOW BE FORCED TO GET A REAL JOB
EVER VIGILANT: HARDWORKING POLICE SHUT DOWN AREA STRIP CLUB
SIGN TO MOONLITE BUNNY RANCH IN RENO
A Nevada brothel made famous by the HBO tv series Cathouse is offering travelers who are charged to check their bags by the airlines a “rebate.” The Moonlite Bunny Ranch says it will reimburse any customer who presents a baggage claim receipt on their visit to the whorehouse. The rebate is good towards the purchase of a girl.
The brothel even put out a press release about the rebate.
THE “RANCH” IS ACTUALLY A COLLECTION OF TRAILERS AND A BIT OF A DUMP
HEIDI FLEISS: FROM HOLLYWOOD MADAM TO TRAILER TRASH
The British tabloid News of the World has an AWESOME story today on the former Hollywood Madam, Heidi Fleiss. Fleiss was arrested in the 90’s for running one of the biggest prostitution rings in the history of Los Angeles. Her clients included a host of rich celebrity clients including actor Charlie Sheen. She eventually served over three years in prison
Fleiss currently lives outside of Parumph, Nevada, a small desert town about an hour’s drive outside of Las Vegas. She operates a laundromat fittingly called “Dirty Laundry.”
Fleiss lives in a trailer WITH 20 PARROTS.
“I love those birds more than I’ve ever loved any man,” she says. “It’s been two years since I had sex and I don’t care if I ever do it again.”
Despite her budding career as the laundry queen of Parumph, Fleiss is working on a new book.
I’m not sure anything in a book could be as good as the story she told about Marlon Brando to News of the World for free. First, Fleiss says she’s loves having sex with fat men because “they try harder.”
“Marlon (Brando) was without doubt the sexiest, fattest man I ever slept with. I went to his house a week before I was jailed and had the most exhausting but satisfying eight hours of my life. We did it in every position imaginable.
“As soon as I walked in he stripped me and devoured me like an animal. For the next eight hours we did it in every room of the house and even in the shower.
“He was old then but Marlon knew exactly how to please a woman and despite his size had incredible stamina. He just kept going.
Marlon he could go for hours and loved sex every which way. He gave me 20 orgasms that night.”
Awesome! Marlon Brando was 73-years-old and weighed over 300 pounds when he had sex with Fleiss. I guess once you have a 300 pound 70-year-old you’ll never go back.
Fleiss is less complimentary to her former live-in lover, actor Tom Sizemore.
“Tom is the most disgusting human being I’ve ever met. He asked me to perform sex acts even I thought were depraved. Once, when I refused to have sex with him, he dragged me across the floor and split my head open. The day he was convicted was one of the happiest of my life.”
Sizemore was recently released from jail.
Ten years ago Fleiss was the talk of Hollywood. She lived in a multi-million dollar mansion, drove a Porsche and shopped on Rodeo Drive. Not anymore.
The article, though generally favorable towards Fleiss, does mention she’s totally broke. The News of the World article says Fleiss was wearing a two dollar Salvation Army t-shirt during the interview,
“It was all I could afford,” she says. “To think I used to earn ten million dollars a year—I shopped at the most exclusive stores on Rodeo Drive. I’d think nothing about spending $400 on a pair of jeans.
“I drove a Porsche and ate at restaurants where soup cost 30 bucks. Now I can barely afford a can of soup. Some days I eat the parrots’ nuts because I can’t afford bread.”
What the story glosses over is Fleiss’ long-time drug use. Fleiss was arrested as recently as February on drug and DUI charges. There’s a reason she was with a scumbag like Sizemore for years. They had a common interest: drugs. Between the two of them all of the millions of dollars Heidi Fleiss made went right up their noses (and I’m sure other orifices as well.) As recently as 2004 Fleiss received $4 million from Paramount pictures for the rights to her book. The money is all gone now.
For all the talk of her being a “high end” madam and all the celebrity clients, Fleiss is nothing but a crack whore.
Don’t believe me? Look at her mug shot (taken in February):
KIDS: DON’T DO DRUGS OR YOU’LL END UP LOOKING LIKE CRACK WHORE HEIDI FLEISS
WWE’S ASHLEY MASSARO
TMZ.COM is reporting that a “prominent WWE female star” is being investigated by the FBI for working as a high end prostitute for an LA and Florida escort service. Reports are the woman in question is Ashley Massaro. The FBI is confirming the investigation but not Massaro’s role in that investigation.
Independently, Rolling Stone magazine says that a WWE babe, Playboy and Maxim models, and porn stars were employed by Bella Models as prostitutes.
On her MySpace page Massaro posted: “Just got buzzed on some BS that is going around. Don’t believe it for a second. Getting in touch with my lawyer as we speak.”
WWE DIRTY DIVA ASHLEY MASSARO WAS REALLY DIRTY