NOW THAT RICKY MARTIN HAS KIDS THEY CAN PLAY WITH THEIR DAD’S DOLL
Multiplatinum ’90s singing star Ricky Martin is now the father of twin boys. Since Mr. “Livin’ La Vida Loca” thinks having sex with girls is icky, the children were delivered “via gestational surrogacy.”
Martin paid a surrogate mother to carry the twins. He now takes full custody of the babies after a financial arrangement.
THIS IS THE CLOSEST RICKY MARTIN CAME TO CONCEIVING CHILDREN THE OLD FASHIONED WAY
JESSICA ALBA
JENNIFER ANISTON
Ordinarily I couldn’t give a damn, but apparently “He’s Just Not That Into You” is not just the title of actress Jennifer Anniston’s upcoming new movie, but it has apparently also become a way of life.
First Brad Pitt dumped her then Vince Vaughn. However, recently Aniston suffered a new low. Not only was the former Friends star dropped by possibly bisexual wussrocker John Mayer, but he reportedly broke up with her by text message.
Honestly, Jennifer Aniston is one of the most overrated celebrity chicks in history. Is there anybody on planet earth questioning Brad Pitt’s decision to upgrade to Angelina Jolie?
RO & LO LESBO NO MO
Actress Lindsay Lohan’s lesbian fling appears to be over. Several reports have Lohan and DJ Sam Ronson breaking up. The couple has reportedly been spotted arguing and Lohan has been “flirting with guys.”
An Ok! Magazine article called Lohan a “faux-mosexual.”
TMZ.COM POLL
Michael Phelps is on a roll. And not just in the swimming pool. Yesterday the celebrity website TMZ.com ran one of its “Who’d You Rather?” polls. This one featured the Olympic swimmer versus actor George Clooney.
Congratulations to Phelps. He won the poll hands down. With over 100,000 people voting, Phelps had 56% of the vote, Clooney 44%. After one week in the pool and on NBC, more women would now rather have sex with Michael Phelps than George Clooney.
ELLEN DEGENERES AND HER GIRFLFRIEND PORTIA
Several entertainment publications (including Ok! Magazine and E!Online) are reporting that tv talk show superstar Ellen DeGeneres will marry her longtime girlfiend Portia DeRossi this weekend. The couple will reportedly avoid the spectacle of a public wedding and marry at a private home ceremony.
DeGeneres becomes the most high-profile celebrity to take a same sex partner since the liberalizing of California’s marriage laws.
MEGAN FOX
Actress Megan Fox, FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World, plays a NUN in an upcoming movie.
Whatever you’re thinking right now, you’re going to hell for it.
MAY ANDERSON AND LINDSAY LOHAN
From the New York Post Page Six via SPORTSbyBROOKS:
Dallas Mavericks guard Jason Kidd probably gets more celebrity trim than any other member of the Redeem Team. He has not only dated but impregnated his share of supermodels.
Kidd though has reportedly dumped his latest squeeze, Danish supermodel May Anderson. The best part of the story is that Page Six actually BRAGS about breaking the couple up. Apparently Kidd was pissed that while he’s off half way around the world serving God and country playing for the U.S. Olympic basketball team, his chick was sneaking out at night being a hobag.
The last straw apparently came when Anderson was written up in the Post for partyng with Lindsay Lohan (who she was apparently making out with.)
Look, I know Jason Kidd is getting up there in years, but C’MON! If your biggest complaint with your blazing hot supermodel girlfriend is she likes sex too much and can’t stop drinking and making out with other hot chicks then I really can’t feel that sorry for you.
Jason Kidd is a weenie! (Either that or he’s GAY!)
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