Archive for the ‘music’ Category

GAY MALE POP STAR HAS TWINS

August 21, 2008

NOW THAT RICKY MARTIN HAS KIDS THEY CAN PLAY WITH THEIR DAD’S DOLL

Multiplatinum ’90s singing star Ricky Martin is now the father of twin boys. Since Mr. “Livin’ La Vida Loca” thinks having sex with girls is icky, the children were delivered “via gestational surrogacy.”

Martin paid a surrogate mother to carry the twins. He now takes full custody of the babies after a financial arrangement.

THIS IS THE CLOSEST RICKY MARTIN CAME TO CONCEIVING CHILDREN THE OLD FASHIONED WAY

IF KATY PERRY GETS ASKED TO KISS JUST ONE MORE GIRL…

August 12, 2008

KATY PERRY

Ain’t fame a bitch? Katy Perry is a pop music sensation following her hit “I Kissed a Girl.” The 23-year-old would just like to tell her fans to STOP asking her to kiss girls.

Perry she says she’s now beseiged with female fans who demand to kiss her. Perry says she gets asked to kiss girls literally dozens of times a day. Every day.

Not only is Perry completely heterosexual (she has a boyfriend), but she is far more conservative than most of her fans realize. Both of Perry’s parents were pastors. She was actually forbidden to listen to rock music or watch music videos while she was growing up.

SOUL MUSICIAN ISAAC HAYES DIES AT 65

August 11, 2008

ISAAC HAYES

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ROCK AND ROLL HALL-OF-FAMER ISAAC HAYES IN 1971

80’S ROCKER RICK SPRINGFIELD RETURNS TO CHARTS AFTER PERFORMING “VICTORIA’S SECRET” ON GENERAL HOSPITAL

August 10, 2008

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HORRIFICALLY UNTALENTED JONAS BROTHERS BESEIGED BY TWEENIE BOPPER STALKERS

August 7, 2008

TMZ.COM WITH THE GREAT PHOTO OF THE JONAS BROTHERS BEING STALKED BY FANS

BOW WOW SAYS HE’S RETIRING

August 3, 2008

BOW WOW: RETIRING AT 21 ?

Rapper Bow Wow says he will retire from the music industry following the release of his next album (his eighth.)

The 21-year-old’s seventh album The Pedigree is due out later this year. Bow Wow says he’s “desperate” to redirect his talent to acting. The rapper appears in an upcoming edition of Entourage and says he wants to be “the next Will Smith.”

SINGER RIHANNA IN A SEE THROUGH TOP

August 1, 2008

RAP STILL RULES: NAS WITH CURRENT # 1 ALBUM IN THE COUNTRY

July 25, 2008

NAS

MICK JAGGER OF THE ROLLING STONES TURNS 65 TOMORROW (KEITH RICHARDS IN 5 MONTHS)

July 25, 2008

MICK JAGGER

YOU’RE OLD: NIRVANA BABY TO GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL

July 24, 2008

SPENCER ELDEN: THEN

You may not recognize Spencer Elden – especially with his clothes on.

Elden has one of the most famous penises in Rock history. When he was an infant, the now 17-year-old was featured on the cover of the Nirvana album “Nevermind.” The album sold 26 million copies. NPR recently did a feature on Elden.

 Although he represents an entire Generation X of slackers, Elden is actually on track to graduate a year early from high school. Plus, he’s considering attending West Point.

 

SPENCER ELDEN: NOW