Have you ever noticed the only time soccer ever gets talked about is when there is a complete FIASCO in the sport?
You know, like when the world’s most famous player gets picked up by the police with a group of transvestites.
Brazilian soccer star Ronaldo was questioned by police early Monday after a run-in with the transvestites in a Rio de Janeiro motel. Apparently transvestite hookers are a big thing in Brazil.
The altercation began when Ronaldo found out he was dealing with transvestites instead of women. A police inspector said Ronaldo admitted he knew they were prostitutes when they met earlier Sunday night but did not realize they were transvestites until they got to the motel. A police captain said,
“He admitted to everything, he wanted to have fun. But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best.”
Prostitution is not illegal in Brazil. Ronaldo is LEGENDARY for his love of hookers.
There’s the time he hired four prostitutes at once in Italy. Or the time he bedded five prostitutes at once in Portugal. Or the time he asked a security guard for 40 condoms. Oops. That was Robinho.
It’s hard to keep all the one-named, hooker-loving soccer players straight.