Archive for the ‘soccer’ Category

L.A. GALAXY CLEANS HOUSE

August 14, 2008

COACH KILLER: DAVID BECKHAM

The L.A. Galaxy of MLS shook up their front office Wednesday firing hippie team president and GM Alexi Lalas and accepting the resignation of coach Ruud Gullit.

Since signing English soccer star David Beckham, the Galaxy have been a huge success off the field in terms of marketing and merchandise sales. Unfortunately, on the field they’ve been mediocre.

 

COBI JONES

Cobi Jones takes over the team as interim head coach.

ALEXI LALAS

ISRAELI SOCCER FANS HURL RACIST CHANTS

August 13, 2008

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The website deuceofdavenport.com has the details of a black soccer player from Jerusalem named Derek Boateng being taunted by Israeli fans. It may be the most racist sports video you’ve ever seen.

Fans shower Boateng with chants of “Derek Boateng is a monkey” and “Derek Boateng is a son of a bitch.” There was also reportedly liberal use of the N-word and the fans are constantly making monkey noises. 

The abuse is so bad that they actually stop play in the game.

The entire episode makes for a strangely fascinating read. For the full details of the story click:    HERE

CRISTIANO RONALDO’S GIRLFRIEND IS A BALLBUSTER

July 1, 2008

WILL “MONEYBALL” WORK IN SOCCER? ANSWER: WHO CARES?

June 29, 2008

 

BORED WITH BASEBALL? A’S GM BILLY BEANE

Thanks to SPORTSbyBROOKS for this gem:

In his baseball notes column this week, Tracy Ringolsby of The Rocky Mountain News writes that Oakland A’s “genius” general manager Billy Beane may quit his job.

Ringolsby writes that Beane may leave the A’s to take a similar job in professsional soccer. A’s owner Lewis Wolff also owns the San Jose Earthquakes of MLS. Ringolsby also reports that highly regarded A’s assistant general manager David Forst has turned down all potential job interviews. Why? Because rumor has it Forst may be replacing Beane as early as next year.

The San Francisco Chronicle actually wrote about Beane’s fascination with soccer back in February. The article described Mr. Moneyball as being interested in seeing if his small-market strategies could be applied to soccer. In turn, several European World Cup soccer teams reportedly sent representatives to Oakland to observe Beane’s “Moneyball” techniques.

If Billy Beane ever left one of the most secure jobs in baseball to run a SOCCER team it would truly be one of the most stunning stories in baseball history.

IT’S SPAIN!

June 29, 2008

SPANISH FANS LIGHT FLARES IN THE STANDS DURING GAME

Spain has won the 2008 European Cup in soccer. They defeated Germany 1-0 in the final.

It was the Spaniards first victory in the tournament in 44 years.

SPAIN GOALIE IKER CASILLAS PITCHES A SHUTOUT

SPAIN’S PLAYERS CELEBRATE FOLLOWING VICTORY

GERMAN FANS GATHER IN PUBLIC SQUARE TO WATCH THE GAME ON GIANT MONITOR

SPANISH FANS CHEER ON THEIR TEAM

 

MORE ON RONALDO’S TRANSVESTITE

April 30, 2008

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Oh my God!

The International press is being flooded today with  stories about the transvestite that soccer star Ronaldo was caught in a motel with. The above youtube video was taken from Brazilian television. I’m not up on my Portugese but words like “scandalo” and “travesti” probably aren’t good for Ronaldo.

There are also reports that Ronaldo’s girlfriend has dumped him over the incident and several sponsors are considering doing likewise.

The guy should probably be punished just for having such bad taste in “women.” One of the transvestites has gone public and dude definitely DOES NOT look like a lady:

Jesus Christ ! That is one ugly tranny!

According to the AP,

Ronaldo went into hiding Tuesday after a run-in with cross-dressing prostitutes that prompted police to investigate whether to charge one with trying to extort money from the soccer star.

HOOKER-LOVING SOCCER STAR RONALDO

Meanwhile soccer’s OTHER Ronaldo (Christiano Ronaldo of Portugal) prays he’s not confused with his Brazilian counterpart:

This might slow down his epic escapades with prostitutes.

Although the Brazilian Ronaldo’s frolicking with ho’s and trannies hasn’t stopped his country from building STATUES of him:

COPS QUESTION RONALDO REGARDING TRANSVESTITES

April 29, 2008

Have you ever noticed the only time soccer ever gets talked about is when there is a complete FIASCO in the sport?

You know, like when the world’s most famous player gets picked up by the police with a group of transvestites.

Brazilian soccer star Ronaldo was questioned by police early Monday after a run-in with the transvestites in a Rio de Janeiro motel.  Apparently transvestite hookers are a big thing in Brazil.

The altercation began when Ronaldo found out he was dealing with transvestites instead of women. A police inspector said Ronaldo admitted he knew they were prostitutes when they met earlier Sunday night but did not realize they were transvestites until they got to the motel. A police captain said,

“He admitted to everything, he wanted to have fun. But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best.”

 Prostitution is not illegal in Brazil. Ronaldo is LEGENDARY for his love of hookers.

There’s the time he hired four prostitutes at once in Italy. Or the time he bedded five prostitutes at once in Portugal. Or the time he asked a security guard for 40 condoms. Oops. That was Robinho.

It’s hard to keep all the one-named, hooker-loving soccer players straight.