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May 15, 2008

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May 7, 2008

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Say it ain’t so! Dr. Sue Johanson is retiring from television. Recently she’d been on the Oxygen network, but since I’ve NEVER watched Oxygen I remember her from the old days of satellite tv. She used to have a show on Canadian television.

I’ve been accused of having an infantile sense of humor but you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a seventy-seven-year-old Canadian woman give sex advice on tv. She’s about 1,000 times better than Dr. Ruth. ¬†Johanson has provided some of the most unintentionally funny tv in broadcast history. She was one of David Letterman’s all-time favorite guests.

The above clip is Johanson giving a caller advice on “rough anal sex.” Keep in mind, the woman is seventy-seven-years-old. Among the advice she gives the female caller (who claims she LOVES anal sex) is, “Hey,…it’s your rectum.”

Classic!

Johanson’s late night show was still highly rated (particularly among sluts and dope smokers) even with the highly coveted younger demos.

Johanson is going out with a bang. Her final show counts down the year’s Top 10 Sex Toys. If you ever saw the old John Byner Show on Showtime (the one with Super Dave) they had a bit where they would feature someone’s grandmother telling FILTHY jokes every week. THAT’S JOHANSON. She was like your grandmother talking about sex toys, anal sex and penis size every week.

YES, THAT PICTURE IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK IT IS-A SEVENTY-SEVEN-YEAR-OLD TOOTHLESS GRANDMOTHER HOLDING UP A BIG GIANT DILDO