Archive for the ‘sex tapes’ Category

NEWS OF THE WORLD NABS QUOTE OF THE CENTURY

July 8, 2008

God, I LOVE British tabloids!

The News of the World nailed an interview with z-list “celebrity” Ranae Shrider this weekend. Shrider is famous for appearing in the infamous Verne Troyer (aka Mini-Me) sex tape. That’s right, she’s famous for having sex with a midget.

 

 

When asked about having sex with a midget, here was Shrider’s response:

 

 

 

“It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big.”

 

 

 

 

Fantastic! If there’s ONE thing better than midget fornication it’s midget impregnation!

Shrider dated Troyer for six months, lived with the diminuitive actor, and even offered to marry him. Turns out the tape of the (48 minute) lovemaking session by the two wasn’t stolen after all. Shrider sold it. For $20,000.

Not only did Shrader SELL News of the World pictures of those special intimate moments the couple shared:

 

 

but she also dished enough dirt about her poor little ex-boyfriend to fill the gossip columns of two regular-sized people. Shrider revealed the following about Troyer:

* She almost drowned him once by having sex in a bathtub

*  “For a small guy he’s quite well endowed. I had no complaints.”

* He had sex with her THREE TIMES their first time together

* He would stack phone books on a chair in order to sit at the table with her during meals

* Troyer’s favorite thing to do is “watching himself on film.” And not just the sex tapes. According to Shrider, watching his own movies is Troyer’s “favorite hobby.”

* Troyer hated her dog (a miniature Maltese) because it was taller than him

* Booze was to blame for Troyer’s divorce from 6’2″ yoga instructor Genevieve Gallen

Also, apparently size ISN’T everything. Shrider says she fell in love with Troyer because of his eyes.

 

MINI-ME SEX TAPE PARTNER DUMPS HIM: BECAUSE OF HIS CONSTANT CHEATING

July 5, 2008

 

WHO KNEW VERNE TROYER WAS SUCH A BIG MICHIGAN FAN?

Aspiring actress Ranae Shrider says she ended her six-month relationship with pint-sized actor Verne Troyer because he CONSTANTLY cheated on her. The actor who played Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies and Shrider were filmed having sex on a recently discovered sex tape. Says Shrider,

 

 

“He cheated on me a bunch of times. I never once cheated on him. I took our relationship seriously. This was the first guy I have ever lived with.”

PARIS HILTON GIVES RANAE SHRIDER SEX TAPE TIPS AND ADVICE ON HOW TO BE A TALENTLESS WHORE

Shrider says the two met at a party at the Playboy Mansion. She also claims his friends hated her guts because she tried to get Mini-Me to quit partying and settle down.

 

 

MINI-ME PARTIES WITH THE STANLEY CUP

UNREPENTANT NAZI

April 21, 2008

PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO VIEW F1 PRESIDENT MAX MOSLEY FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE

This is the THIRD time on The Blog that we’ve been forced to do a story on BATCRAP CRAZY Formula One President Max Mosley.

You’ll recall that Mosley was caught making a NAZI SEX TAPE with five prostitutes.

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Despite being caught on tape dressing hookers up in NAZI outfits (and  as CONCENTRATION CAMP VICTIMS) as well as having sex with them, Mosley is refusing to resign his position with Formula One.

Mosley maintains he has a right to an “eccentric private life.” Mosley admits his family has suffered because of his actions. He says his son is “embarrassed” and his wife was “not best pleased” by the incident.

Despite the ridicule over his Nazi Orgy, Mosley says he is proud. He says he has SAVED LIVES.

According to Mosley “thousands” of lives had been saved on the roads thanks to the work of the Federation Internationale de l’Automobile (FIA), of which he is president.

 

 

TOPLESS PICTURES OF AUDRINA PATRIDGE

March 25, 2008

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By now you’ve heard that Audrina Patridge, of The Hills, is involved in the celebrity Sex Tape of the Week.

 And, it turns out, The Hills have a lot more than eyes.

Now comes word that She Was Young and Needed the Money:

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For the unedited topless version click here:

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3694