Archive for the ‘GAS PRICES’ Category

KENTUCKY WOMAN TRADES GAS FOR SEX

July 2, 2008

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The Smoking Gun has the story about a Kentucky prostitute that was arrested and charged with trading her services for a $100 gas card. The 34-year-old woman was charged with prostitution and “doing business without an occupational license.” 

$12-15 A GALLON GAS CALLED “INEVITABLE”

May 22, 2008

On the same day that oil company executives were forced to testify before congress, oil prices lept to an all-time high today. Meanwhile, financial experts are predicitng cataclysmic rises in the price of gas for consumers.

$ 12 A GALLON ? KILL ME NOW

A guest on CNBC today predicted that consumers will soon be paying $12-$15 a gallon for gasoline at the pump. Not only that, but there will be gas shortages so that even if you could afford those prices you may not be able to get gasoline.

 

OIL COMPANY EXECS SWEAR THEIR ALLEGIANCE TO SATAN

NEWSPAPER ARTICLE PREDICTS $10 A GALLON GAS

April 28, 2008

The New York Sun today has an article quoting TWO “energy insider trackers” as predicting gas prices may rise to TEN-DOLLARS-A-GALLON. The predictions are based on forecastss that oil costs may rise to $200 a barrel.

GAS PRICES HIT NEW RECORD HIGH

March 25, 2008

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The average price of a gallon of gas in the United States has risen to a record $3.26.

The national average price for self-serve regular unleaded gas rose 6.9 cents to $3.2645 a gallon on March 21 from $3.1955 two weeks earlier, according to the nationwide Lundberg Survey of about 7,000 gas stations.

The price surpassed the previous inflation-adjusted high set last May.

But, of course, Washington has more pressing matters to attend to:

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