Archive for March, 2008

SHE’S BACK !

March 31, 2008

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Kathie Lee Gifford is coming back to daytime television. In a BIG way.

Gifford has managed to go from unemployment to the Today Show.

The announcement was made during Monday’s broadcast, with Gifford seated alongside the program’s established stars, including Matt Lauer and Meredith Vieira, co-hosts of the first two hours.

The woman who made Regis everything he is today, will co-anchor the program’s seven-month-old fourth hour, which airs live at 10 a.m. EDT.

2008 BASEBALL PREDICTIONS

March 31, 2008

A.L. East

1. Boston

2. New York Yankees-* (wild card)

3. Toronto

4. Tampa Bay

5. Baltimore

A.L. Central

1. Detroit

2. Cleveland

3. Chicago White Sox

4. Kansas City

5. Minnesota

A.L. west

1. Seattle

2. Los Angeles Angels

3. Oakland

4. Texas

N.L. East

1. New York Mets

2. Philadelphia-* (wild card)

3. Atlanta

4. Washington

5. Florida

N.L. Central

1. Chicago Cubs

2. Milwaukee

3. Cincinnati

4. Houston

5. St. Louis

6. Pittsburgh

N.L. West

1. Arizona

2. Los Angeles

3. Colorado

4. San Diego

5. San Francisco

NOT AN APRIL FOOL’S JOKE: HEAD OF F1 CAUGHT IN NAZI SEX TAPE WITH FIVE HOOKERS

March 31, 2008

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Max Mosley Spanks Squeeling Hooker With Leather Paddle

The president of Formula 1, Max Mosley, has been revealed as a “secret sado masochist sex pervert.” That’s according to the British tabloid News of The World. And they have the tape to prove it!

The article (complete with pictures AND video) describes a sex tape where Mosley (the most powerful man in auto racing in the world) is filmed “romping with five hookers at a depraved NAZI-STYLE orgy in a torture dungeon.”

The tape is FIVE HOURS LONG. Among the highlights: Mosley barking orders in GERMAN as he lashes girls wearing mock DEATH CAMP uniforms,  being whipped on his butt until he BLEEDS (they had to briefly stop the orgy to dress the wound), and having hookers pretend to de-lice him.

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 Mosley had risen to a position of wealth and prominence in Great Britain despite his family’s past. His father, Oswald Mosley, was a leading British Facist before World War II. He often led marches through the streets of London’s East Side speaking out against Jews and Communists. Hitler was the guest of honor at Oswald Mosley’s wedding in 1936.

Here’s a picture of pops:

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After Great Britain declared war on Germany in 1939, Max Mosley’s aunt killed herself with a pistol personally given to her by Hitler.

Even though he’s 67-years-old, Mosley appears to still have daddy ISSUES!

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Hooker Takes Off Nazi Uniform

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Mosley Makes Another Hooker Dress in Concentration Camp Uniform

If you enjoy Nazi Bondage Orgy Video you can check out the tape at:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/3003_nazi_orgy.shtml

THE POWER OF MR. T

March 31, 2008

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Mr. T once brought a sick child out of a coma with his mere presence.

From Starpulse.com:

Former A-Team star Mr. T once stunned a sick child’s family by bringing him out of a coma – after doctors begged the actor for help.

The poorly kid fell unconscious in Detroit, Michigan in the mid-1980s – and the only physical movement he made was in response to hearing Mr. T’s name.

And when the mohawked star was in town, he stopped by the hospital to visit the ill boy – with miraculous results.

“Somebody told the doctors I was in town, so they called me down there. I closed the curtains and prayed. Then, as I was walking down the hall, the kid suddenly came out of the coma and hollered out.”

It’s a miracle.

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SAD STORY

March 31, 2008

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Newsweek has a story of this Afghan farmer forced to sell his daughter.

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

March 31, 2008

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This is from a Canadian college newspaper.

BARELY NEWS: J.R. RIDER ARRESTED AGAIN

March 31, 2008

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Former NBA player and UNLV basketball star, Isaiah Rider was arrested AGAIN this weekend.

The 37-year-old Rider was arrested early Saturday morning for investigation of auto theft and was released from Los Angeles County jail in the afternoon. The sheriff’s department Web site said he had been held in lieu of $25,000 bail.

He was arrested in the Skid Row ditrict of downtown Los Angeles.

Rider’s NBA career was littered with incidents including marijuana charges, shooting dice, and receiving stolen cell phones. There were also more serious arrests for drug use and assault. Rider also spit at fans and kicked a Minnesota woman in the stomach.

His off-field behavior in Portland helped lead to the team’s moniker “Jail Blazers.”

In January, Berkeley police answering a report of a confrontation between a taxi driver and a passenger arrested Rider on Oakland warrants alleging unlawful firearm possession and grand theft. Last year, he pleaded guilty in Marin County to several charges, including felony cocaine possession, battery and evading a police officer.

I once did a radio talk show bit where we called the Alumnus Associations of various colleges. We asked each school, “Who’s your most famous graduate?”

The University of Virginia said, “Thomas Jefferson.”

Duke University said, “Richard Nixon.” (He went to law school there.)

When asked who their most famous alum was, UNLV said, “J.R. Rider.”

This despite the fact that Rider ended up being kicked out of UNLV for turning in a term paper with his own name misspelled on the cover.

NEWS BLOOPER: ANCHOR WOMAN LIKES HER SPANKINGS

March 31, 2008

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PRESIDENT BUSH THROWS OUT FIRST PITCH (SOME BOOS)

March 31, 2008

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BIGGEST BASEBALL CROWD EVER

March 30, 2008

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Last night the Los Angeles Dodgers hosted the Boston Red Sox for an exhibition game at the old Memorial Coliseum.

Over 115,000 attended the game. That’s an all-time record.

The exhibition game was part of the Dodgers’ 50th anniversary celebration of their move west from Brooklyn in 1958. They played at the Coliseum for four years before making Dodger Stadium their permanent home in 1962.

Baseball owners continue to find new and creative sources of revenue.