MOST SPECTACULAR POLAR-BEAR-TAKING-A-DUMP VIDEO YOU’LL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE

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From the website Holy Taco.

MASTURBATING KANGAROO ACCIDENTALLY CAUGHT ON CAMERA

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LEONA HELMSLEY’S DOG LOSES $10 MILLION OUT OF TRUST FUND

LEONA HELMSLEY AND HER MILLIONAIRE DOG TROUBLE

Screw the Pooch.

That was the headline in today’s New York Post as a Manhattan judge reduced the trust fund of the late Queen of Mean’s dog, Trouble, from $12 million to $2 million. Leona Helmsley was a Manhattan real estate mogul and notorious charcacter who died last year at the age of 87.

The judge basically decided that Helmsley wasn’t mentally competent when she signed her final will. The judge divided the $10 million taken away from the dog between Helmsley’s two disinherited grandchildren.

The dog will still live out the rest of her years in luxury with $2 million left in his trust. The Post lists  Trouble’s expenses at just over $190,000 a year:

 

“…which includes a $60,000 guardian fee, $100,000 for ’round-the-clock security, $8,000 for grooming, $3,000 for miscellaneous expenses, $1,200 for food and anywhere from $2,500 to $18,000 for medical care.”

RICH BITCH: TROUBLE STILL HAS $2 MILLION

SICK! STUDENTS KICKED OFF FACEBOOK FOR EATING A CAT

TASTES LIKE CHICKEN

A group of Danish students has been kicked off Facebook for cooking and eating a cat. They say eating the cat was a symbolic act and a form of protesting the way pigs and cattle are raised for meat. Nonetheless, their eating the cat was slammed by animal rights groups.

The students, from the Danish School of Journalism in Aarhus, reportedly posted 30 pictures of themselves cooking and eating the animal. The students say the cat was wild and was killed humanely. They also say that it was prepared by a professional chef.

 

CAT VS COBRA IN KUNG FU MOVIE SCENE

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RANDOM CRAZY PICTURE

A BOY AND HIS DOG: FLORIDA YOUTH CAUGHT WITH SEX TAPE OF HIM AND HIS POOCH

 

 

Here’s another Florida atrocity (why do all the REALLY weird things happen in Florida?)

A 17-year-old Florida youth and his school teacher mother have been barred by a judge from owning any pets. The ruling came after a tape emerged of the boy having sex with his pet German Shepherd.

The South Florida Sun-Sentinel is not identifying the boy because he was a juvenile at the time of the activity.

His mother, whose residence is where the sexual activity occurred, teaches at a public school.

LIONS EAT ZOOKEEPER

 

According to the Associated Press, six lions in South Africa have eaten a tasty 49-year-old zookeeper who was trying to bring them water.

Reports say the only things left of the man were his intestines and a couple of fingers.

Ewww!

WAITER, THERE’S A GOLDFISH IN MY URINAL

A restaurant in Changchung city, China has received global attention because of its urinal. The restaurant keeps LIVE carp in a ten-foot long trough in the mens room.

Animal rights groups are outraged over the fish being urinated on by customers. The owner of the restaurant says the water in the urinals is running and changed on a regular basis.

The owner adds that the fish were “intended as an attraction for diners” and were “not used in dishes.”

Said one article about the fish-urinal,

 

Guests seemed surprised to find fish swimming in the trough which has sign saying “Please urinate here” above it.

“If they didn’t have the sign here I would have thought it was a new fish tank,” said one diner, Mr Wang.

DRUNK ANIMALS OF AFRICA

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