Archive for the ‘sex tape’ Category

NEWS OF THE WORLD NABS QUOTE OF THE CENTURY

July 8, 2008

God, I LOVE British tabloids!

The News of the World nailed an interview with z-list “celebrity” Ranae Shrider this weekend. Shrider is famous for appearing in the infamous Verne Troyer (aka Mini-Me) sex tape. That’s right, she’s famous for having sex with a midget.

 

 

When asked about having sex with a midget, here was Shrider’s response:

 

 

 

“It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big.”

 

 

 

 

Fantastic! If there’s ONE thing better than midget fornication it’s midget impregnation!

Shrider dated Troyer for six months, lived with the diminuitive actor, and even offered to marry him. Turns out the tape of the (48 minute) lovemaking session by the two wasn’t stolen after all. Shrider sold it. For $20,000.

Not only did Shrader SELL News of the World pictures of those special intimate moments the couple shared:

 

 

but she also dished enough dirt about her poor little ex-boyfriend to fill the gossip columns of two regular-sized people. Shrider revealed the following about Troyer:

* She almost drowned him once by having sex in a bathtub

*  “For a small guy he’s quite well endowed. I had no complaints.”

* He had sex with her THREE TIMES their first time together

* He would stack phone books on a chair in order to sit at the table with her during meals

* Troyer’s favorite thing to do is “watching himself on film.” And not just the sex tapes. According to Shrider, watching his own movies is Troyer’s “favorite hobby.”

* Troyer hated her dog (a miniature Maltese) because it was taller than him

* Booze was to blame for Troyer’s divorce from 6’2″ yoga instructor Genevieve Gallen

Also, apparently size ISN’T everything. Shrider says she fell in love with Troyer because of his eyes.

 

A BOY AND HIS DOG: FLORIDA YOUTH CAUGHT WITH SEX TAPE OF HIM AND HIS POOCH

May 30, 2008

 

 

Here’s another Florida atrocity (why do all the REALLY weird things happen in Florida?)

A 17-year-old Florida youth and his school teacher mother have been barred by a judge from owning any pets. The ruling came after a tape emerged of the boy having sex with his pet German Shepherd.

The South Florida Sun-Sentinel is not identifying the boy because he was a juvenile at the time of the activity.

His mother, whose residence is where the sexual activity occurred, teaches at a public school.

NOT AN APRIL FOOL’S JOKE: HEAD OF F1 CAUGHT IN NAZI SEX TAPE WITH FIVE HOOKERS

March 31, 2008

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Max Mosley Spanks Squeeling Hooker With Leather Paddle

The president of Formula 1, Max Mosley, has been revealed as a “secret sado masochist sex pervert.” That’s according to the British tabloid News of The World. And they have the tape to prove it!

The article (complete with pictures AND video) describes a sex tape where Mosley (the most powerful man in auto racing in the world) is filmed “romping with five hookers at a depraved NAZI-STYLE orgy in a torture dungeon.”

The tape is FIVE HOURS LONG. Among the highlights: Mosley barking orders in GERMAN as he lashes girls wearing mock DEATH CAMP uniforms,  being whipped on his butt until he BLEEDS (they had to briefly stop the orgy to dress the wound), and having hookers pretend to de-lice him.

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 Mosley had risen to a position of wealth and prominence in Great Britain despite his family’s past. His father, Oswald Mosley, was a leading British Facist before World War II. He often led marches through the streets of London’s East Side speaking out against Jews and Communists. Hitler was the guest of honor at Oswald Mosley’s wedding in 1936.

Here’s a picture of pops:

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After Great Britain declared war on Germany in 1939, Max Mosley’s aunt killed herself with a pistol personally given to her by Hitler.

Even though he’s 67-years-old, Mosley appears to still have daddy ISSUES!

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Hooker Takes Off Nazi Uniform

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Mosley Makes Another Hooker Dress in Concentration Camp Uniform

If you enjoy Nazi Bondage Orgy Video you can check out the tape at:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/3003_nazi_orgy.shtml

TOM BRADY SEX TAPE?

March 15, 2008

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The website www.bestcelebgossip.com is reporting that a Tom Brady/Gisele Bundchen sex tape is about to hit the internet!

The site claims the tape of the couple was actually made at a New York restaurant named Phillipe. The restaurant is described as aChinese restaurant that offers private rooms where customers can feel free to ‘enjoy each other.’ ”

Let me get this straight. There’s a chinese food/sex tape restaurant in New York????????

Actually, the tape was reportedly taken off the restaurant’s security camera without the couples knowledge.

That’s right, more revealing Tom Brady pictures than this:

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or this:

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And you thought Brady was overexposed now.