Posts Tagged ‘Lindsay Lohan’

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August 18, 2008

RO & LO LESBO NO MO

Actress Lindsay Lohan’s lesbian fling appears to be over. Several reports have Lohan and DJ Sam Ronson breaking up. The couple has reportedly been spotted arguing and Lohan has been “flirting with guys.”

An Ok! Magazine article called Lohan a “faux-mosexual.”

JASON KIDD’S CHICK KISSED A GIRL…AND SHE LIKED IT!

August 13, 2008

MAY ANDERSON AND LINDSAY LOHAN

From the New York Post Page Six via SPORTSbyBROOKS:

Dallas Mavericks guard Jason Kidd probably gets more celebrity trim than any other member of the Redeem Team. He has not only dated but impregnated his share of supermodels.

Kidd though has reportedly dumped his latest squeeze, Danish supermodel May Anderson. The best part of the story is that Page Six actually BRAGS about breaking the couple up. Apparently Kidd was pissed that while he’s off half way around the world serving God and country playing for the U.S. Olympic basketball team, his chick was sneaking out at night being a hobag.

The last straw apparently came when Anderson was written up in the Post for partyng with Lindsay Lohan (who she was apparently making out with.)

Look, I know Jason Kidd is getting up there in years, but C’MON! If your biggest complaint with your blazing hot supermodel girlfriend is she likes sex too much and can’t stop drinking and making out with other hot chicks then I really can’t feel that sorry for you.

Jason Kidd is a weenie! (Either that or he’s GAY!)

LA POLICE CHIEF OUTS LINDSAY LOHAN, SHE RESPONDS

August 2, 2008

 

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THE BASTARD SISTER OF LINDSAY LOHAN?

July 2, 2008

LINDSAY LOHAN GIVES SAMANTHA RONSON A GIANT LESBIAN HICKEY

May 30, 2008

LINDSAY “I’M-NOT-A-LESBIAN” LOHAN IS STILL SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH HER CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND DJ SAMANTHA RONSON

LINDSAY LOHAN’S LESBIAN TRYST

May 23, 2008

ACTRESS LINDSAY LOHAN MAKES OUT WITH HER NEW “GIRLFRIEND” SAMANTHA RONSON AT THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL IN FRANCE

CELEBUTARD LOHAN SOLICITS SPONSOR FOR HER BIRTHDAY PARTY

May 17, 2008

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LINDSAY LOHAN FIGURES SHE MIGHT AS WELL GET PAID FOR THROWING UP

Lindsay Lohan’s 22nd birthday is coming up. It’s a bigger deal than you may think because last year when Lohan turned 21 and could finally drink LEGALLY she was in rehab.

And as long as she’s partying Lohan figures she might as well get paid for it. She’s seeking a venue to pay her to spend her birthday there.

Lohan’s reps are so enthused about the pay-per-party idea that they’ve set up a website to promote her birthday party. It’s called “Lindsay Lohan’s Mo Rockin’ 22nd Birthday.”

There’s even a section on the website for corporations to buy sponsorships.

Good luck with that.

LINDSAY LOHAN’S NEW SONG “BOSSY”

May 8, 2008

LINDSAY LOHAN (SHOWN HERE DEMONSTRATING HER ACTING ABILITY) HAS A NEW SONG OUT

Celebrity Slut Lindsay Lohan has a new song out. It’s called “Bossy” and naturally it’s complete crap.

The song opens up with the lyrics, “Stop touching me without permission..” and includes the chorus,

“I’m just a little bossy. I like it how I like it when I like it and that’s how it is.”

If you’re stupid enough to want to listen to more click HERE

EXPLICIT LINDSAY LOHAN PIC MAKING INTERNET ROUNDS

March 20, 2008

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This picture is supposedly of Lindsay Lohan, ahem…orally pleasuring British fashion model and reality star, Calum Best.

It’s from the website dlisted.com.

Apparently the picture is causing quite the sensation on the internet and was allegedly taken from (shockingly) an upcoming sex tape.