Posts Tagged ‘Tila Tequila’

TILA TEQUILA RESPONDS TO THE RUMORS THAT SHE’S HETEROSEXUAL

June 18, 2008

TILA TEQUILA

This weekend on The Blog we brought you the story that first ran in the New York Post about MTV reality tv star/MySpace queen Tila Tequila being a “closet heterosexual.” (Not the bisexual slut she plays on television.)

In an interview with King magazine which is out today Tequila addresses those rumors:

 

King mag: What about the people who say you’re not really bisexual—that you’re hetero and just pretending for the show? Care to set the record, uh, straight?

Tequila: They can suck my dick.

In the interview Tila Tequila shockingly admits she used to be a stripper:

 

“When I was 18 and still in high school, I was a stripper for a while, because I was trying to save up money to move to Hollywood to become this bisexual Hollywood starlet that I am today.”

 

Equally shocking, her name isn’t really Tila Tequila:

Well, my name is Tila, but I got “Tequila” when I was 13. I was hanging with a bunch of friends, we drank tequila for the first time and I puked all over the place. I was really embarrassed, and the next day at school everybody had heard about it. They were winking and laughing and started calling me Tila Tequila. The name kind of stuck with me ever since. It’s got a catchy ring to it, you know?”

Tequila also says that while in high school she got into enough criminal trouble to be put in Special Ed classes:

“When I was younger, I was foolish and would rob houses and stupid things like that, but I’ve paid my dues. They actually sent me away to a correctional facility for bad kids. They put us on those small, special school buses.”

Tequila also tells the story about once inviting one of her high school teachers to watch her dance at a strip club:

“I invited my history teacher, who was also the football coach, and I had a big crush on him. I told him that he needed to come visit me and that I wouldn’t tell anybody. He was very tempted, I’m sure, but he never did show up.”

I guess that would make him the only person who HASN’T had sex with Tila Tequila.

 

“CLOSET STRAIGHT” CLAIMS CREDIT FOR CALIFORNIA LEGALIZING GAY MARRIAGE

June 14, 2008

TILA TEQUILA

Tila Tequila (for those of you who don’t have MySpace or MTV) is a reality tv “star” and the unofficial queen of the social networking site MySpace.com. Tequila currently has 3,198,694 “friends” on her MySpace page. (I just checked.) She also hosts the reality tv show “A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila,” on MTV.

The premise of the show is basically the same as The Bachelor, except with a twist. Tequila is bi-sexual and contestants looking to date her are men AND women on the show.

In a recent interview with UsWeekly, Tila Tequila actually said that SHE is the reason for the ban being lifted on gay marriage in California.

In a story entitled “Gays Can Get Married because of Me,” Tequila told UsWeekly:

 

“It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement,” she told Usmagazine.com at the Hollywood premiere of The Love Guru on Wednesday.

“Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships],” she said. “Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”

 

And, do you know what the best part of this story is?

It’s not that some delusional reality tv slut thinks she’s having an impact on the world. No, it’s that Tila Tequila ISN’T EVEN GAY!

CLOSET HETEROSEXUAL?

Coincidentally, an article in today’s New York Post claims that the reality star is “gay for pay.” The Post says Tequila’s a “closet heterosexual” and is not even bi-sexual. The Post says she’s had a boyfriend for over a year and just pretends to sleep with women.

FILTHIEST SONG OF THE DAY

May 21, 2008

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Reality tv “star” and MySpace Queen Tila Tequila has a new single out. It’s a duet with Beau Dozier.

The song includes the lyrics,

 

“I like to F*&k, suck c*#k til I hurl. I’d like to f*$@ everybody in the world.”

TILA TEQUILA