Posts Tagged ‘Tiger Woods’

TIGER WOODS IS GOD !

June 18, 2008

TIGER WOODS GRIMACES IN PAIN AFTER HITTING SHOT AT U.S. OPEN

There won’t be any more wins of major golf championships for Tiger Woods this year. In fact, there won’t be any more golf at all.

It turns out that Woods’ knee was so bad during his U.S. Open Championship victory this week that he’ll require further surgery and will miss the remainder of the golf season. Woods will undergo surgery to repair a torn ligament in his left knee.  

The knee has apparently been giving Woods trouble for the last 10 months. Despite the injury, Woods won nine of the 12 golf tournaments he played in this year.

News of the full extent of Woods’ injury makes his U.S. Open victory even more impressive. It also makes former U.S. open champion Retief Goosen look like a complete idiot.

Goosen, who is white and grew up in Apartheid South Africa, questioned yesterday whether Woods was faking his injury,

“Nobody really knows if he was just showing off or if he was really injured. I believe if he was really injured, he would not have played.”

What a shock. Another prejudiced, racist ass in golf.

DUMBASS FORMER U.S. OPEN CHAMP RETIEF GOOSEN

 

TIGER WINS ANOTHER MAJOR

June 16, 2008

TIGER WOODS AND ROCCO MEDIATE

In one of the most incredible finishes to a Major golf tournament in history, Tiger Woods won the U.S. Open golf championship today with a sudden death victory over 45-year-old Rocco Mediate.

Incredibly, the two were tied after 90 holes of golf before Mediate imploded on the first hole of sudden death following another tie after 18 holes today.

The win was Woods’ 14th victory at a major championship. Following the victory Woods told NBC announcer Bob Costas, “This was the greatest championship I ever had.”

Woods also says he plans to take some time off to rest his injured knee.

TIGER WOODS MIRACLE FINISH AT U.S. OPEN SATURDAY

June 15, 2008

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TIGER WOODS

THE ZEN OF TIGER

March 25, 2008

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Several years ago slate.com ran an article entitled “Gandhi and Tiger Woods.”

In it, the author noted, “I think it’s no coincidence that the greatest golfer in the history of the universe has a Buddhist mother.” The article also quoted Woods as being (somewhat) a practitioner of Buddhism,

 “I believe in Buddhism,” Woods has said. “Not every aspect, but most of it. So I take bits and pieces. I don’t believe that human beings can achieve ultimate enlightenment, because humans have flaws.”

This past weekend Woods put in a performance that was neither Zen nor Gandhi-like. Losing his first tournament of the year, Woods became visibly angered at people trying to take his picture. Finally, he snapped, shouting,

“The next time a photographer shoots an [expletive] picture,” Woods warned, “I’m going to break his [expletive] neck.”

Wow, turns out Tiger Woods may be human after all.

TIGER’S NEW PAD

March 19, 2008

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Today’s New York Post has pictures of Tiger Woods’ new $65 million house in the Hamptons.

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Included in the recently renovated 19th-century manor home are six bedroom suites, a music room, a cypress wood-paneled library and staff quarters.

The Post points out Tiger also owns:

* A $40 million estate on Jupiter Island, Fla., which was partially destroyed last year in a fire.

* A 155-foot-long yacht, Privacy.

* A 16,500-square-foot palace with pool and theater that he is building at the golf course he has designed in Dubai.