Posts Tagged ‘Sarah Jessica Parker’

NOT NEWS: MATTHEW BRODERICK IS CHEATING ON SARAH JESSICA PARKER. NEWS: WITH A WOMAN

July 24, 2008

SURVEY SAYS: 72% WOULD RATHER HAVE SEX WITH A HORSE THAN HORSEFACED ACTRESS

June 5, 2008

SEX IN THE CITY OR SEX IN THE STALL?

The website www.holytaco.com recently ran a poll: Who would you rather have sex with, horse-faced actress Sarah Jessica Parker from Sex and the City or an actual horse? (Namely potential Triple Crown winner Big Brown.)

The results are in and the winner is Big Brown. And, it wasn’t exactly by a nose. An amazing 72% of those taking the poll would rather have sexual intercourse with a horse.

SARAH JESSICA PARKER HAS THE HANDS OF A MODEL: FOR FOREST LAWN CEMETARY

May 15, 2008

MATTHEW BRODERICK’S BEARD IS NO HAND MODEL

Granted, I’m no fan of the whole Sex¬†and the City thing, but HOLY GOD! Sarah Jessica Parker is now 43, but she has the hands of an 83-year-old. She looks like she has the hands of the freakin’ Crypt Keeper.

MATT DRUDGE HEADLINE: SEX AND THE SILLY

May 13, 2008

SARAH JESSICA PARKER WEARS A PLANT ON HER HEAD AT HER MOVIE PREMIERE