JOHN DAVID BOOTY IS STUPID. SAM KELLER IS NOT

USC QUARTERBACK JOHN DAVID BOOTY IS NO WONDERLIC WONDER

With the NFL Draft steaming along in full gear, there’s a story out today about how the various quarterback prospects scored on their Wonderlic tests. The Wonderlic is the “intelligence” test the National Football League administers to all incoming rookies. A guy named Mac Mirabile compiles the scores every year. He has a list of the Wonderlic scores of all the college quarterback prospects for the last 10 years.

Louisville quarterback Brian Brohm led this year’s crop of quarterbacks with a Wonderlic score of 32, Dennis Dixon of Oregon was second with a 29. Boston College QB Matt Ryan (the third pick in the draft) had a 28.

John David Booty parlayed his USC education into a tie for the worst Wonderlic score for a quarterback this year-14.

Former Nebraska and Arizona State quarterback, Sam Keller, finished in the top 10 in Wonderlic scores.

We already knew Keller was smart based on pictures of his INCREDIBLY HOT GIRLFRIEND:

Busted Coverage was the first site with pictures of Keller’s girlfriend. Now, she’s all over the internet.

 

Obviously, scouting is an inexact science and the Wonderlic is just a part of how the NFL measures prospects. Having a high Wonderlic score means nothing for incoming quarterbacks. Hall-of-Famers Terry Bradshaw and Dan Marino both had ridiculously low Wonderlic scores and BEING STUPID certainly hasn’t slowed either one of them down. Even in their POST NFL careers.

Meanwhile, Sam Keller may not even get drafted. Besides, it’s not like Booty is hurting in the chick department.

Even though Booty’s a moron, chicks still dig him!