Posts Tagged ‘Reggie Bush’

DID KIM KARDASHIAN CHEAT ON REGGIE BUSH?

July 26, 2008

REGGIE AND KIM

There’s an internet rumor going around that Kim Kardashian cheated on New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush with former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker. Barker is the same guy who once had sex with Paris Hilton in a limo in Las Vegas ONE DAY after she took a vow of celibacy. The sexual encounter caused the talentless whore to miss being presented a key to the city of Las Vegas by mayor Oscar Goodman.

Barker’s psycho wife/ex-wife/whatever, Shanna Moakler, recently did an interview where she called Kardashian fat and a “whore.”

Moakler told the website Thedirty.com that she recently told Reggie Bush (at a barbecue at Carmen Elektra’s),

 

 

 

“Your girl’s a whore!”

Moakler accused Kardashian of being one of,

 

 

 

“these girls who literally have a different tongue in them every night?! If your woman wants to f**k married men and ruin families, you better expect a pissed off ex-wife is going to come out!”

 

Even worse, Moakler says that Kim Kardashian is FAT,

 

 

 

“She’s soooo f***king fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass! I like a nice ass but hers is not a nice ass!”

 

SHANNA MOAKLER: DISHES DIRT ON “THE DIRTY”

KNOCKED UP !

March 25, 2008

1kim-kardashian-reggie-bush-mansion.jpg 

There’s a report that Kim Kardashian may be pregnant. And Reggie Bush is the father.

CAN REGGIE BUSH SAVE HIS WORTHLESS FOOTBALL CAREER?

March 18, 2008

 bush2.jpg

ProFootballTalk has a story today that indicates New Orleans Saints running back, Reggie Bush, may actually be getting serious about his thusfar mediocre NFL career.

Before now, Bush has been busy with things other than football:

Leeching free Hummers

bush-hummer.jpg

Outrunning pop machines

bushpop.jpg

Not to mention people he took money from while in college

lloydlake.jpg Lloyd Lake

Lying to the NCAA

ncaa.jpg

Pursuing his acting and male model careers

bushmodel.jpg

Trying to stop his Heisman Trophy from being repossessed

heisman.jpg

and most importantly, BANGING KIM KARDASHIAN and her sweet, sexy, bulbous ass

bushfreak.jpg

That leaves little time for anything else (like training, or working on your declining football skills.) And who can blame the guy?

I’m sure just BANGING KIM KARDASHIAN is pretty much a full time job.

kim.jpg

According to ProFootballTalk, for the first time ever, Bush will now be  participating in the team’s off-season conditioning program.

Saints coach Sean Payton says he’s expecting Bush to participate fully in team workouts this off-season.

It’s about time Bush realized he’s a football player FIRST. That’s the only way he can continue to make enough money to keep BANGING KIM KARDASHIAN’S SWEET, SEXY BULBOUS ASS.