Posts Tagged ‘politics’

“CLOSET STRAIGHT” CLAIMS CREDIT FOR CALIFORNIA LEGALIZING GAY MARRIAGE

June 14, 2008

TILA TEQUILA

Tila Tequila (for those of you who don’t have MySpace or MTV) is a reality tv “star” and the unofficial queen of the social networking site MySpace.com. Tequila currently has 3,198,694 “friends” on her MySpace page. (I just checked.) She also hosts the reality tv show “A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila,” on MTV.

The premise of the show is basically the same as The Bachelor, except with a twist. Tequila is bi-sexual and contestants looking to date her are men AND women on the show.

In a recent interview with UsWeekly, Tila Tequila actually said that SHE is the reason for the ban being lifted on gay marriage in California.

In a story entitled “Gays Can Get Married because of Me,” Tequila told UsWeekly:

 

“It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement,” she told Usmagazine.com at the Hollywood premiere of The Love Guru on Wednesday.

“Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships],” she said. “Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”

 

And, do you know what the best part of this story is?

It’s not that some delusional reality tv slut thinks she’s having an impact on the world. No, it’s that Tila Tequila ISN’T EVEN GAY!

CLOSET HETEROSEXUAL?

Coincidentally, an article in today’s New York Post claims that the reality star is “gay for pay.” The Post says Tequila’s a “closet heterosexual” and is not even bi-sexual. The Post says she’s had a boyfriend for over a year and just pretends to sleep with women.

FOX NEWS ANCHOR ACCUSES BARACK OBAMA OF POSSIBLE “TERRORIST FIST JAB”- WTF???

June 10, 2008

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BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, GOT THE T-SHIRT

June 4, 2008

A COMPANY IS SELLING OBAMA/CLINTON O8 T-SHIRTS

WHY WE LOVE NEVADA

May 29, 2008

THE HONORABLE FRANCIS ALLEN OF NEVADA

A Nevada state assemblywoman has been arrested after stabbing her new husband with a steak knife.

The two-term Republican was arrested after her husband checked himself into Summerlin hospital claiming Allen attacked him during an argument in the couple’s home.  Allen (shown in the above mugshot) was charged with domestic violence and battery.

According to the police report,

 

Allen accused him of embarrassing her in front of friends.  The argument moved to the kitchen, where [the husband] claims Allen grabbed a knife and “was just trying to make a point” when she stabbed him in the arm.

Since it’s Nevada, hubby then drove himself to the hospital with the knife sticking out of his arm. Upon arriving at the hospital the man tried to change his story to protect his wife,

 

…saying he did not want to get her in trouble, adding that he had been to jail and it is “a very bad place.”

With her perfect rating by the NRA, perhaps Francis should have shot him and avoided all the embarrassment.

Francis was elected to the Assembly in 2004. She represents the 4th district of Clark County which is actually a quite affluent area of Las Vegas.

 

 

 

RUPERT MURDOCH PREDICTS OBAMA WIN!

May 29, 2008

RUPERT MURDOCH

At a conference in California yesterday, the OWNER of Fox News predicted a Barack Obama win in the November presidential election.

Speaking at the “All Things Digital” conference media tycoon Rupert Murdoch said this about Obama,

 

“He is a rock star. I love what he is saying about education. I think he will win and I am anxious to meet him.”

What does Murdoch (who recently bought The Wall Street Journal) think about Obama’s opponent, presumptive Reublican nominee John McCain?

 

“McCain is a friend of mine. But I think he’s got a lot of problems. He has been in Congress a long time, and you have to make a lot of compromises. So what’s he really stand for?… I think he has a lot of problems.”

CALIFORNIA PROPOSES PORN TAX

May 24, 2008

Ever more desperate to wipe out the state’s huge budget shortfall, California lawmakers may be turning to porn. For taxes.

California lawmakers are considering a new law that would impose a 25 percent tax on the production and sales of pornographic videos — the vast majority of which are made in southern California.
 

MINOR LEAGUE PROMOTION OF THE DAY: SEN. LARRY CRAIG “BOBBLEFOOT” DOLL

May 23, 2008

 

To commemerate the arrest of Idaho Senator Larry Craig in a Minneapolis bathroom last year, the minor league St. Paul Saints baseball team is issuing 2,500 “bobblefoot” dolls at their game tonight.

According to the police report issued by an undercover police officer, Craig was soliciting gay sex in a public bathroom when he “tapped his toes several times and moved his foot closer to my foot.”

When the St. Paul Saints “bobblefoot” is shaken, one of the spring-loaded feet taps.

It’s hard to believe that it’s been almost a year since Craig’s arrest was made public.

FOR YOU HISTORY BUFFS: THIS IS THE ACTUAL MINNESOTA AIRPORT BATHROOM STALL WHERE SENATOR CRAIG WAS ARRESTED

What’s even more hard to believe is that Larry Craig is still a U.S. Senator. Way to go Idaho!

$12-15 A GALLON GAS CALLED “INEVITABLE”

May 22, 2008

On the same day that oil company executives were forced to testify before congress, oil prices lept to an all-time high today. Meanwhile, financial experts are predicitng cataclysmic rises in the price of gas for consumers.

$ 12 A GALLON ? KILL ME NOW

A guest on CNBC today predicted that consumers will soon be paying $12-$15 a gallon for gasoline at the pump. Not only that, but there will be gas shortages so that even if you could afford those prices you may not be able to get gasoline.

 

OIL COMPANY EXECS SWEAR THEIR ALLEGIANCE TO SATAN

RECORD CROWD FOR OBAMA

May 19, 2008

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An estimated 75,000 people turned out to see presidential candidate Barack Obama in Portland, Oregon today.

JOHN MCCAIN ON SNL LAST NIGHT: DON’T GIVE UP THE DAY JOB

May 18, 2008

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