Posts Tagged ‘Paris Hilton’

PARIS HILTON RUNS ATTACK AD ON JOHN MCCAIN

August 6, 2008

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Celebu-skank Paris Hilton is fighting back. Following the John McCain “celebrity” ad, the socialite has come up with an attack ad of her own. The parody ad calls McCain that “wrinkly, white-haired dude” and the “oldest celebrity in the world.”

SHARON OSBOURNE SAYS PARIS HILTON IS “UNTALENTED”

August 3, 2008

SHARON OSBOURNE

Rock matriarch Sharon Osbourne has slammed socialite Paris Hilton, calling the talentless whore “untalented.”

Osbourne has gone as far as banning the 27-year-old Hilton from her tv show America’s Got Talent. Osbourne feels Hilton simply couldn’t compete with the show’s other contestants saying,

 

 

“She has no talent.”

 

 

 

 

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TALENTLESS WHORE PARIS HILTON TAKES HER MANNISH FEET TO VEGAS SHOPPING MALL

July 29, 2008

PARIS HILTON’S FEET

Imbecile entertainment “journalists” are fond of touting the business skills of Paris Hilton. This despite the fact that the talentless whore’s primary enterpranuerial skill consists of outliving her alcoholic grandfather.

Wednesday Hilton is taking her act to a Las Vegas mall. Rather than some swanky Vegas club, the socialite will be signing autographs and selling her new line of shoes at the Fashion Show Mall.

PARIS HILTON QUITS WEED

June 22, 2008

PARIS HILTON BONGS OUT-THEN PIGS OUT

The upcoming (June 30th) issue of The National Enquirer says celebrity retard Paris Hilton has stopped smoking marijuana because IT’S MAKING HER FAT. According to the tabloid:

Paris smokes a lot of dope and gets the munchies!

So now she’s decided to throw away the pipe to avoid the munchies and get back to her ideal weight, The Enquirer has learned exclusively.

“Paris gets stoned all the time!” said the source. “She will go to the bathroom to smoke at different Hollywood clubs, or sometimes she’ll just light up in the VIP area. Paris showed up at a small house party once complaining that she ate a huge bag of chips before the party because she was stoned.”

And a Hollywood source told The Enquirer that when Paris couldn’t get into certain dresses she loved recently, she decided to give up smoking dope. “That was it for Paris,” said the source. “She said the munchies were making her eat too much and she couldn’t believe how much weight she had gained.”

GEORGE CLOONEY POINTS OUT PARIS HILTON IS A TALENTLESS WHORE

May 10, 2008

GEORGE CLOONEY RIPS PARIS HILTON A NEW ONE (NO, NOT IN THAT WAY)

Wow! For the second time in the last 24 hours (see earlier post with Mickey Rourke) a Hollywood actor has publicly derided the acting abilities of talentless whore Paris Hilton.

In an interview in this month’s Rolling Stone magazine, George Clooney says too many young stars think they’re good actors, just because they are landing roles and making money.

“There is a funny thing that happens when you are a young actor. You equate financial success and getting jobs with whether or not you are good at it.”

Clooney goes out of his way to put Paris Hilton on this list.

“And it still happens. That’s why there is Paris Hilton. Now I’m in trouble with Paris Hilton.”

Good for George Clooney.

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MICKEY ROURKE SLAMS PARIS HILTON (NO, NOT IN THAT WAY)

May 10, 2008

ALTHOUGH HE LOOKS LIKE HELL AND HAS A REALLY BAD PLASTIC SURGEON, ACTOR MICKEY ROURKE DOES POSSESS A KEEN EYE FOR TALENT

Finally!

Someone in Hollywood has trashed celebrity retard Paris Hilton.

Granted, it’s someone who’s WASHED UP that did the trashing, but actor Mickey Rourke has slammed Paris Hilton’s acting “abilities.”

In a recent interview, Rourke said Hilton doesn’t deserve to be called an “actress.” He went on to say that he believes too many untalented people are bringing down the credibility of the acting profession,

“It has to do with little tiny s**t that gets under my skin. Business stuff. It’s like the word ‘actress’. You know. Cate Blanchett is an actress. Paris Hilton is not… I mean, how can they use the same word?”

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