Posts Tagged ‘Mini Me sex tape’

MINI-ME SAYS SEX TAPE PARTNER BEAT HIM

August 1, 2008

 

Verne Troyer, the 2’8″ actor who played Mini-Me, is now suing the woman he appears on a sex tape with.

The diminuitive actor says Ranae Shrider repeatedly beat him. He is seeking $20 million in damages for “infliction of emotional distress and battery.” Troyer’s lawsuit described one incident where Shrider picked a lock to his room, pushed away a 100 pound scooter that he used to block the door and proceeded to throw him around the room.

 

MIDGET BEATER RANAE SHRIDER

NEWS OF THE WORLD NABS QUOTE OF THE CENTURY

July 8, 2008

God, I LOVE British tabloids!

The News of the World nailed an interview with z-list “celebrity” Ranae Shrider this weekend. Shrider is famous for appearing in the infamous Verne Troyer (aka Mini-Me) sex tape. That’s right, she’s famous for having sex with a midget.

 

 

When asked about having sex with a midget, here was Shrider’s response:

 

 

 

“It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big.”

 

 

 

 

Fantastic! If there’s ONE thing better than midget fornication it’s midget impregnation!

Shrider dated Troyer for six months, lived with the diminuitive actor, and even offered to marry him. Turns out the tape of the (48 minute) lovemaking session by the two wasn’t stolen after all. Shrider sold it. For $20,000.

Not only did Shrader SELL News of the World pictures of those special intimate moments the couple shared:

 

 

but she also dished enough dirt about her poor little ex-boyfriend to fill the gossip columns of two regular-sized people. Shrider revealed the following about Troyer:

* She almost drowned him once by having sex in a bathtub

*  “For a small guy he’s quite well endowed. I had no complaints.”

* He had sex with her THREE TIMES their first time together

* He would stack phone books on a chair in order to sit at the table with her during meals

* Troyer’s favorite thing to do is “watching himself on film.” And not just the sex tapes. According to Shrider, watching his own movies is Troyer’s “favorite hobby.”

* Troyer hated her dog (a miniature Maltese) because it was taller than him

* Booze was to blame for Troyer’s divorce from 6’2″ yoga instructor Genevieve Gallen

Also, apparently size ISN’T everything. Shrider says she fell in love with Troyer because of his eyes.

 

MINI-ME SEX TAPE PARTNER DUMPS HIM: BECAUSE OF HIS CONSTANT CHEATING

July 5, 2008

 

WHO KNEW VERNE TROYER WAS SUCH A BIG MICHIGAN FAN?

Aspiring actress Ranae Shrider says she ended her six-month relationship with pint-sized actor Verne Troyer because he CONSTANTLY cheated on her. The actor who played Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies and Shrider were filmed having sex on a recently discovered sex tape. Says Shrider,

 

 

“He cheated on me a bunch of times. I never once cheated on him. I took our relationship seriously. This was the first guy I have ever lived with.”

PARIS HILTON GIVES RANAE SHRIDER SEX TAPE TIPS AND ADVICE ON HOW TO BE A TALENTLESS WHORE

Shrider says the two met at a party at the Playboy Mansion. She also claims his friends hated her guts because she tried to get Mini-Me to quit partying and settle down.

 

 

MINI-ME PARTIES WITH THE STANLEY CUP

PICTURES OF THE CHICK ON THE MINI-ME SEX TAPE

June 26, 2008

HER NAME IS RANAE SHRIDER AND SHE’S ON TAPE HAVING SEX WITH A MIDGET

RANAE SHRIDER IS AN ASPIRING MODEL AND ACTRESS

OF COURSE SHE’S FRIENDS WITH PARIS HILTON

ONCE YOU’VE HAD A MIDGET YOU’LL NEVER GO BACK

HOW ROMANTIC! SHRIDER LIVED WITH MINI ACTOR VERNE TROYER FOR SIX MONTHS AND WAS GOING TO MARRY HIM

 

WORST CELEBRITY SEX TAPE EVER: MINI-ME

June 26, 2008

YUP. THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

TMZ.com is reporting that Hollywood’s most famous midget, Verne Troyer (aka “Mini-Me” from the Austin Powers movies), has a sex tape coming out. The tape is reportedly of Troyer and his former live-in girlfriend.

A “third party” has obtained the tape and has been offered $100,000 for it by the same company that distributed the Paris Hilton sex tape.

For the most disturbing few seconds of your life click the TMZ link: HERE