Posts Tagged ‘Madonna’

THE GANG’S ALL HERE

July 10, 2008

 

The website www.donchavez.com has managed to come up with photos of Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez attending a Madonna concert together. Even better, Lenny Kravitz can be seen in the background.

MRS. A-ROD SAYS MADONNA “BRAINWASHED” HUBBY WITH KABBALAH

July 5, 2008

FUNNY, HE DOESN’T LOOK JEWISH

Today’s New York Daily News says Cynthia Rodriguez believes singer Madonna “brainwashed” her baseball superstar husband, Alex, into believing they were “soulmates.” Mrs. Rodriguez also believes the singer used the study of the ancient Hebrew doctrine of Kabbalah to entice her husband.

The Daily News says Mrs. Rodriguez found a note written by her husband to Madonna proclaiming,

 

“You are my true soulmate.”

The article says Cynthia Rodriguez still wants to get back together with Stray-Rod,

 

 

“I still love my husband. I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him.”

Granted, I’m not the religious scholar that Madonna is but, according to Kaballah:

* Adultery violates “Chesed” one of the 7 Siphorat Laws of Kabbalah

* Adultery is forbidden in Kabbalah

* One of the seven Noahide Laws is “Do not be sexually immoral.”

* Kabbalah calls adultry a “perversion of love”

* Madonna should be stoned to death out of general principle and for making so much awful music for so many years

 

Ok, so i made the last one up. But the rest are in the teachings of Kabbalah. You can look it up.

REAL REASON FOR A-ROD’S BREAKUP?

TABLOID WARS OVER MADONNA/A-ROD RUMORS

July 2, 2008

 

New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez is back in tabloid hell.

US magazine has run two days worth of stories that imply Rodriguez MAY have been having an affair with 50-ish singer Madonna.

The rumors have put New York’s tabloids into a full-on feeding frenzy. Yesterday A-Rod had to dodge a horde of paparazzi while accompanying children with cancer to a Make-A-Wish Foundation benefit.

The US rumors seem a little shaky at best. They are based on the stories that Madonna may (or may not) have recently seperated from her husband, director Guy Ritchie. There is speculation that A-Rod MAY have been seen going into Madonna’s apartment building several month ago. There are also pictures of Madonna attending a Yankees game and sitting in A-rod’s seats.

 

Plus, one of Madonna’s children was recently spotted playing in a Yankees jersey.

Well, there you go!

Frankly, you could start some way better celebrity rumors about Madonna based on just as little evidence:

 

THE COVER OF MADONNA’S UPCOMING NEW ALBUM (SHE TURNS 50 IN AUGUST)

March 16, 2008

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