Posts Tagged ‘Kim Kardashian’

SO, I’M ON KIM KARDASHIAN’S WEBSITE AND…

May 9, 2008

 

Admittedly, I surf a lot of internet sites for this blog. Yesterday I ended up on Kim Kardashian’s website.

There’s a section on her site called “Kim in the News.” Naturally most of the news is about Kim Kardashian’s ass. First there was the story that Kardashian is actually on the cover of Women’s Fitness magazine.

The article is spectacularly titled, “I Ain’t no Skinny Bitch.” (which is also on the magazine cover).

Meanwhile, there have been about a million stories in tabloids and on entertainment websites claiming that Kardashian recently got her ass liposuctioned. She reportedly had the procedure done after talentless whore, Paris Hilton, made snide comments about the size of Kardashian’s bulbous ass. Yesterday Kardashian basically admitted the stories were true on her own website. Sort of…

Kardashian admits to having some type of cosmetic work done to her butt on the website:

“With all of this cellulite talk you guys must think I’ve got it bad! For the record, it’s really not that bad at all! Just a little junk in the trunk! 😉

“…my sisters and I went to (name deleted) and the nurse informed us of a cellulite treatment…It is basically a non-surgical device that massages the needed area and stimulates the blood circulation so that it minimizes cellulite. I only had time for one treatment, but I am definitely planning to go back for more!”

So there you go. One magic butt massage and Kim Kardashian’s ass is better than ever. I’m still trying to figure out what was wrong with it in the first place.

 

CRITICIZE THIS? ONE MORE REASON PARIS HILTON SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE

KIM KARDASHIAN: ON HER KNEES LIKE GOD INTENDED

May 3, 2008

KIM KARDASHIAN PHOTO SHOOT FOR AUSTRALIAN MAGAZINE

April 21, 2008

KIM KARDASHIAN TO INSURE ASS?

March 24, 2008

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Great idea!

Reality tv star/celebrity slut, Kim Kardashian, says she may purchase insurance on her ASS.

Kardashian says she’s continually amazed by how much attention her butt draws when she goes out in public:

“I have no idea where this (attention) all came from. People just started picking up on it. “

When asked if her voluptuous booty was insured, Kardashian responded,

“I have not insured it, but I think I should look into that.” 

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BAD WEEK FOR “THE TUSH”

March 20, 2008

It has not been a great couple of days for celebrity slut, Kim Kardashian.

According to TMZ.com the “butt-tacular Bentley owner” just cracked up her brand new quarter-of-a-million-dollar ride

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Now comes news that NFL running back, Reggie Bush, is cheating on her.

CAN REGGIE BUSH SAVE HIS WORTHLESS FOOTBALL CAREER?

March 18, 2008

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ProFootballTalk has a story today that indicates New Orleans Saints running back, Reggie Bush, may actually be getting serious about his thusfar mediocre NFL career.

Before now, Bush has been busy with things other than football:

Leeching free Hummers

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Outrunning pop machines

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Not to mention people he took money from while in college

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Lying to the NCAA

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Pursuing his acting and male model careers

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Trying to stop his Heisman Trophy from being repossessed

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and most importantly, BANGING KIM KARDASHIAN and her sweet, sexy, bulbous ass

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That leaves little time for anything else (like training, or working on your declining football skills.) And who can blame the guy?

I’m sure just BANGING KIM KARDASHIAN is pretty much a full time job.

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According to ProFootballTalk, for the first time ever, Bush will now be  participating in the team’s off-season conditioning program.

Saints coach Sean Payton says he’s expecting Bush to participate fully in team workouts this off-season.

It’s about time Bush realized he’s a football player FIRST. That’s the only way he can continue to make enough money to keep BANGING KIM KARDASHIAN’S SWEET, SEXY BULBOUS ASS.