Posts Tagged ‘David Hasselhoff’

DAVID HASSELHOFF HAS TOO MUCH MONEY

June 20, 2008

THE HOFF

The late comedian Richard Pryor had a saying: “Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.”

RICHARD PRYOR

Here’s another symptom that you may be a Hollywood jerkoff with too much money: wanting to buy your own castle because it rhymes with your name and you think it sounds cool.

In a recent interview, Baywatch star and singer David Hasselhoff said he wants to buy a castle,

 

“I’m looking to buy a castle where I can do concerts. I’ll call it the Hassel Castle.”

 

 

Hasselhoff is still looking to start up his Las Vegas one-man show.

 

DAVID HASSELHOFF PLOTS SIN CITY RETURN: PROCLAIMS “VEGAS LOVES THE HOFF!”

May 21, 2008

THE HOFF

Who doesn’t love actors who refer to themselves in the third person. Especially actors who refer to themselves in the third person NICKNAME.

After a brief run in the Las Vegas production of “The Producers,” Baywatch Creator/German Pop Icon/Celebrity Drunk David Hasselhoff says he will soon star in his own Las Vegas show.

Proclaiming, “Everybody loves the Hoff,” Hasselhoff says the show will be a rock opera based on his life.

 

“I’m putting together a knock-down, drag-out, crazy, make-fun-of-my-life, Hoff show that also tells my story. It’ll be a little about Baywatch, about Knight Rider, about the Wall in Germany.”

Hasselhoff’s last run in Vegas was as the gay Broadway Hitler in “The Producers.”

 

Hasselhoff says,

“I’m dead set on this stage show because I feel as if I can do it after The Producers. I’ve become good friends with Mel Brooks, which is an honor. I’m 55 and I’ve finally arrived because Mel Brooks told me that I was good. It made me go, ‘Wow!’ To me that was it. Even though I was wearing a dress and playing a gay Hitler at the time.”