Posts Tagged ‘celebrities’

SO, I’M ON KIM KARDASHIAN’S WEBSITE AND…

May 9, 2008

 

Admittedly, I surf a lot of internet sites for this blog. Yesterday I ended up on Kim Kardashian’s website.

There’s a section on her site called “Kim in the News.” Naturally most of the news is about Kim Kardashian’s ass. First there was the story that Kardashian is actually on the cover of Women’s Fitness magazine.

The article is spectacularly titled, “I Ain’t no Skinny Bitch.” (which is also on the magazine cover).

Meanwhile, there have been about a million stories in tabloids and on entertainment websites claiming that Kardashian recently got her ass liposuctioned. She reportedly had the procedure done after talentless whore, Paris Hilton, made snide comments about the size of Kardashian’s bulbous ass. Yesterday Kardashian basically admitted the stories were true on her own website. Sort of…

Kardashian admits to having some type of cosmetic work done to her butt on the website:

“With all of this cellulite talk you guys must think I’ve got it bad! For the record, it’s really not that bad at all! Just a little junk in the trunk! 😉

“…my sisters and I went to (name deleted) and the nurse informed us of a cellulite treatment…It is basically a non-surgical device that massages the needed area and stimulates the blood circulation so that it minimizes cellulite. I only had time for one treatment, but I am definitely planning to go back for more!”

So there you go. One magic butt massage and Kim Kardashian’s ass is better than ever. I’m still trying to figure out what was wrong with it in the first place.

 

CRITICIZE THIS? ONE MORE REASON PARIS HILTON SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE

TOPLESS PICTURES OF ACTRESS EVA MENDES

May 9, 2008

Actress Eva Mendes has done an artsy topless photo shoot for Italian Vogue.

For topless photos of Eva Mendes click:

 

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EVA MENDES DEMONSTRATES THE CAREER SKILLS THAT LANDED HER ALL THOSE HOLLYWOOD ROLES

WAYNE ROONEY’S COUSIN GETS NEW BOOBS

May 9, 2008

NATALIE ROONEY

Wayne Rooney is one of the most famous and popular soccer players in England. His cousin Natalie just got new boobs. Since topless pictures of large-breasted English girls have been a big hit on The Blog here are some more.

For topless pictures of Natalie Rooney click: HERE

DAILY AMY: SINGER WINEHOUSE ARRESTED FOR DRUG POSSESSION

May 8, 2008

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The Sun has the story today that singer Amy Winehouse has been arrested in England on drug possession charges. The arrest follows The Sun releasing a video of Winehouse smoking crack (above) and snorting cocaine and powdered ecstasy on tape. Reuters says Winehouse was held in jail overnight.

In March, London police arrested a 34-year-old man who is reported to be Winehouse’s drug dealer. The Sun says the man taped his celebrity clients using drugs (thus the Winehouse video) then blackmailed them. 

AMY WINEHOUSE

ELISHA CUTHBERT NIPPLE SLIPPAGE

May 8, 2008

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For an actress, Elisha Cuthbert is smoking hot. At least when she’s made up. Today there are more pictures of Cuthbert hanging out at the beach.

Cuthbert’s nipple slipped out of her bikini yesterday. Of course some sleazebag paparazzi photographer was there to catch it. For a GIGANTIC nipple shot of Elisha Cuthbert click HERE

ELISABETH HASSELBECK BIKINI PICTURES

May 8, 2008

Holy crap! It’s right-wing View member, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, in a bikini. Hasselbeck did the photo shoot for Fitness magazine.

 

 

LINDSAY LOHAN’S NEW SONG “BOSSY”

May 8, 2008

LINDSAY LOHAN (SHOWN HERE DEMONSTRATING HER ACTING ABILITY) HAS A NEW SONG OUT

Celebrity Slut Lindsay Lohan has a new song out. It’s called “Bossy” and naturally it’s complete crap.

The song opens up with the lyrics, “Stop touching me without permission..” and includes the chorus,

“I’m just a little bossy. I like it how I like it when I like it and that’s how it is.”

If you’re stupid enough to want to listen to more click HERE

ELISHA CUTHBERT: NICE BREASTS, BAD SUNGLASSES

May 7, 2008

DAILY AMY: SINGER AMY WINEHOUSE IS GOING BALD

May 6, 2008

There have been several media reports recently that singer Amy Winehouse is afraid to leave her house and face the media.

The Daily Mail news has new pictures today of Winehouse and she appears to be sporting a HUGE bald spot:

WHAT THE…

May 6, 2008

Actress Mischa Barton was photographed doing some topless sunbathing yesterday.

Some sleazebag paparazzi photographer got topless pictures of a famous actress sunbathing. That’s hardly news anymore.

Here’s the amazing part-look at the cottage cheese on Mischa Barton’s ass!

How the hell is it possible to be THAT skinny and have that chunky of an ass?