BRITNEY SPEARS IS A FATASS. LITERALLY

ANOTHER PICTURE OF BRITNEY SPEARS BEING FAT

BRITNEY SPEARS IS NOW FAT AS WELL AS STUPID

 

BRITNEY SPEARS SMOKES A CIGARETTE AND PICKS HER ASS

CARTOON SUICIDE

The cartoon Britney Spears killed herself on last night’s episode of South Park.

Apparently the paparazzi drove Britney to her death and it was all part of a plot to worship Miley Cyrus.

BRITNEY SPEARS WORTH $ 120 MILLION TO US ECONOMY

 

 This via Starpulse News:

Britney Spears is reportedly worth $120 million to the U.S. economy, according to big business magazine Portfolio.

After an exhaustive study, the magazine has published statistics that make the troubled star a pop culture icon and a boost to American finances. Portfolio reports that between January 2006 and July 2007, Spears appeared on the front covers of the leading U.S. tabloids 175 times in 78 weeks, and she has been the number one search subject on website Yahoo! in six of the past seven years.

The magazine also discovered that a Las Vegas nightclub reportedly sold seats next to Spears’ table for $50,000 and the pop star can still earn as much as $400,000 in appearance fees.

The publication also estimates Spears makes a personal fortune of $9 million-a-year, and, despite her reported financial woes, has a personal fortune of about $125 million.