Posts Tagged ‘America’s worst governor’

AMERICA’S WORST GOVERNOR PARTIES AT “WASTED WEDNESDAYS”

July 14, 2008

NEVADA GOVERNOR JIM GIBBONS

Norm! strikes again. The Las Vegas Review Journal gossip columnist has the story that Nevada governor Jim Gibbons was spotted partying at the Hard Rock’s “Wasted Wednesdays” event last week. Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart was one of the celebrities at the club at the time. You’ve gotta love a governor who can hang with Matt Leinart when he parties. Particularly when the governor professes to be a mormon.

MATT LEINART

The report follows a previous Norm! item: that Gibbons was also spotted out last Saturday night drinking a bottle of tequila at Tao of Las Vegas. Gibbons also attended UFC 86 that same night with comped tickets provided by the Nevada State Athletic Commission.

AMERICA’S WORST GOVERNOR CAUGHT MAKING OUT WITH PLAYBOY PLAYMATE IN PARKING LOT

June 30, 2008

NEVADA GOVERNOR JIM GIBBONS AND HIS CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND-MISS SEPTEMBER 1989

What is it with Nevada governor Jim Gibbons and large breasted women in parking lots?

The Carson City newspaper ran pictures this weekend of Gibbons with a former Playboy Playmate. The Nevada Appeal says the pictures show “your governor embracing a woman in a dark parking lot.”

Nevada’s idiot-in-chief is currently going through a messy divorce. These aren’t even the first pictures of one of Gibbons’ mistresses. One of them he text messaged 867 times in six weeks (on his state phone.)

EEEEEY HAAAAAAH! GOVERNOR AND MISS SEPTEMBER ATTEND RODEO

Despite being busted on camera by the leading paper in the state’s capitol, Gibbons claims he was just being a humanitarian. After waiting two days the governor came up with the following statement:

 

 

“She was upset, crying. She couldn’t get her breath. I put my arms around her.”

He told the Las Vegas Sun there was “nothing romantic” going on between he and Leslie Durant. Too bad. The former Leslie Sferrazza was once married to the mayor of Reno. The highlight of her porn career came when she appeared naked in the September 1989 issue of Playboy.

 

Durant’s resume also includes her stellar work appearing naked in this magazine:

Gibbons claims there was no romance with the playmate. Unfortunately, another blog previously had the story of Gibbons and Durant holding hands at the local IHOP. Complete with pictures.

We have written several articles about Gibbons being the worst governor in America for this blog. Others have done the same. Wonkette.com called Gibbons a “moronic alcoholic waitress-assaulting sex criminal” (also a racist and “bribe taker.”) Today AOL.com picks up on the “America’s Worst Governor” theme.

The piece is written by Ken Layne (who also wrote the Wonkette piece.) This time Layne calls Gibbons “pathetic,” “philandering,” “alcoholic,” “shameful,” “corrupt,” “paranoid,” “utterly ignorant,” “drunken,” “despised,” and an “insane doofus.”

A google search of “Jim Gibbons America’s Worst Governor” reveals 200,000 matches. And counting.

NEVADA IDIOT IN CHIEF GOVERNOR TEXTS MISTRESS 867 TIMES ON STATE ISSUED CELL PHONE

June 11, 2008

AMERICA’S WORST GOVERNOR: NEVADA’S JIM GIBBONS

The Reno Gazette-Journal has uncovered more dirt on beleagured Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons.

According to documents obtained by the paper, Gibbons sent 867 personal text messages to the woman alleged to be his mistress in a six week period in 2007. The information comes as Gibbons goes through one of the messiest divorces in Nevada history.

I don’t know about you, but there’s NOBODY I’ve texted 867 times in six weeks that I wasn’t having sex with. Actually, since I’m not a 15-year-old girl (or a deranged sexaholic governor), there’s nobody I’ve texted 867 times in six weeks.

The governor’s text message habits ordinarily wouldn’t be made public knowledge but unfortunately Gibbons is SO STUPID he used his state-issued cell phone to to text Kathy Karrasch. Gibbons wracked up $130 in text fees until his aides brought the text bill to his attention. Gibbons promptly paid the money back to the state and quit using the state phone to text Karrasch.

ALLEGED HOMEWRECKING SLUT KATHY KARRASCH

Karrasch is the estranged wife of a Reno doctor. Gibbons has been accused of having an affair with her.

Gibbons’ spokesman Ben Kieckhefer said there was no inappropriate content exchanged between the governor and Karrasch on the state-owned cell phone. When asked the content of the text messages Kieckhefer said,

 

“He said it was just ongoing conversation, about the dog.”

According to the Gazette-Journal, Gibbons didn’t use his state cell phone to text message anyone other than Karrasch and:

The text messages occurred throughout the day and night, on weekends and work days. On one Friday, for example, Gibbons exchanged 160 text messages with Karrasch starting at 8:30 a.m. and ending at 11:45 p.m. On another night, Gibbons exchanged 91 messages between midnight and 2 a.m. with her.
The records also revealed 42 phone calls between Gibbons and Karrasch, mostly on the weekends and evenings. The records include two lengthy phone calls during working hours.

 

ANOTHER PIC OF THE GOVERNOR’S CHICK

Finally, more and more dirt is coming out on Kathy Karrasch. According to one Nevada political blog:

Kathy Karrasch was Dr. Karrasch’s receptionist years ago, the Dr. was married at the time
and had children…Kathy started having an affair with him and he left his wife for Kathy,

Since Nevada voters are apparently too apathetic to recall Gibbons there may be only one way to get rid of him:

MORE NEWS ON THE AFFAIR OF NEVADA GOVERNOR JIM GIBBONS

May 31, 2008

NEVADA’S IDIOT IN CHIEF JIM GIBBONS

As we’ve written about before on The Blog, Nevada has the worst governor in America.

Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons is currently getting a divorce. Things are getting so ugly that Governor Gibbons is actually trying to have The First Lady evicted from the governor’s mansion. This week details are coming out about Gibbons and his possible affair. Dawn Gibbons declared there was “another woman” in her divorce proceedings. The Las Vegas Review Journal has identified the woman as married 48-year-old Kathy Karrasch.

The Review Journal even posted a video supposedly showing the governor’s mistress (it’s awful and hardly worth a look.) The RJ apparently felt compelled to run SOME video of the woman after the Reno paper ran video of the governor attending the play of his mistress’ daughter.

Meanwhile a Nevada blog has published part of First Lady Dawn Gibbons’ divorce petition and it makes for hilarious reading.

According to the divorce petition filed by his wife, Gibbons is an adulterer:

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After more than twenty years of marriage, the Plaintiff has deserted, abandoned, and
has shunned his wife without justification for that behavior.

Truth, despite his disingenuous, shallow, and transparent protestations that his
relationship with another man’s wife is a mere friendship, his infatuation and involvement
with the other woman is the real, concealed and undisclosed reason for his voluntary
departure from the marriage and from the Mansion where he occasionally resided.

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Also, according to Mrs. Gibbons, the Governor drinks “copious amounts” of liquor.

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For just one example, even when , after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, and
under the cover of darkness, in a garage in Las Vegas, the Plaintiff was accused of assaulting
a young woman, bearing a striking resemblance, to the “other woman” referenced, below,
that woman, too, like his wife now, was trashed and the Public was, again, misled. But, she
never had the opportunity of having a Public hearing with attendant cross-examination of
this man so the truth would be told. This event was of universal interest to the media and
was widely covered by the press.

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Mrs. Gibbons also calls her husband “the most scandal ridden governor in the history of this state” and accuses the governor’s mistress of being a “stalker”:

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As demonstrated below, the
Public’s right to know is Constitutionally protected in order to preserve our democracy and
our way of life. This Public interest is heightened when the subject of interest is one of the
most if not the most scandal ridden Governor in the history of this State. And, he has only
held the office for a year and a half. Mrs. Gibbons is entitled to her day in Court, in an open
court, not in a secret proceeding, but a public one that will provide her with a forum in which
to be publicly exonerated, and in which she can fix blame where it belongs, on the shoulders
of the woman who the has, for years, stalked the man who could give her the public persona
and prestige, that, apparently, she craves,

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DAWN “SOON-TO-BE-EX-FIRST-LADY” GIBBONS