Archive for the ‘golf’ Category

EXTREME MAKEOVER OF GOLFER NATALIE GULBIS NEARS COMPLETION

March 29, 2008

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After

THE ZEN OF TIGER

March 25, 2008

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Several years ago slate.com ran an article entitled “Gandhi and Tiger Woods.”

In it, the author noted, “I think it’s no coincidence that the greatest golfer in the history of the universe has a Buddhist mother.” The article also quoted Woods as being (somewhat) a practitioner of Buddhism,

 “I believe in Buddhism,” Woods has said. “Not every aspect, but most of it. So I take bits and pieces. I don’t believe that human beings can achieve ultimate enlightenment, because humans have flaws.”

This past weekend Woods put in a performance that was neither Zen nor Gandhi-like. Losing his first tournament of the year, Woods became visibly angered at people trying to take his picture. Finally, he snapped, shouting,

“The next time a photographer shoots an [expletive] picture,” Woods warned, “I’m going to break his [expletive] neck.”

Wow, turns out Tiger Woods may be human after all.

TIGER’S NEW PAD

March 19, 2008

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Today’s New York Post has pictures of Tiger Woods’ new $65 million house in the Hamptons.

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Included in the recently renovated 19th-century manor home are six bedroom suites, a music room, a cypress wood-paneled library and staff quarters.

The Post points out Tiger also owns:

* A $40 million estate on Jupiter Island, Fla., which was partially destroyed last year in a fire.

* A 155-foot-long yacht, Privacy.

* A 16,500-square-foot palace with pool and theater that he is building at the golf course he has designed in Dubai.

FAT, DRUNK AND STUPID IS A WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE

March 12, 2008

MSNBC has an article about legendary golf coach, Butch Harmon, dropping John Daly as a client.

 Shockingly, Harmon says that Daly doesn’t have his priorities in order. Ya think?!?

Harmon says, “The most important thing in his life is getting drunk.” (Well, that and cigs)

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