Archive for the ‘beer’ Category

COP DOWNS 18 BEERS BEFORE WORK

March 24, 2008

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Some jokes just write themselves.

An Australian police officer has admitted that he drank at least 18 beers before going on duty. Checking alcohol levels.

Senior-Constable, Alan Reedy was later knocked unconscious in a fist-fight with a female suspect at a bar. Reedy also reportedly “directed racial comments at Aborigines” at the same bar earlier in the evening.

The result? The officer has been promoted.

COOL TRICK

March 19, 2008

Thanks to this Brazilian beer company for the link.

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Trust me on this one. It’s a cool trick to impress your friends.

Also, quite the conversation starter with the ladies.

Go to this website:

http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br/

In the first space (where it says “seu nome”):  type in your first name

In the second space (where it says “nome do amigo zoado”): type in your last name

Then click play (“visualizar”) on the bottom left of the screen.

Pay attention to the tattoos in the video.

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It’s like your own internet magic trick!

Good Luck

FORMER NAKED BONGO PLAYER WANTS TO NAME BASTARD CHILD AFTER BEER

March 11, 2008

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This is actor Matthew McConaughey and his smokin’ hot baby-mamma-to-be, Camila Alves.

According to Star Magazine, McConaughey wants to name his unborn son after his favortie beer. That’s right,  get ready for Amstel Light McConaughey.

Apparently there’s a family precedent. McConaughey once told Conan O’Brien that his brother (Rooster McConaughey) named his second child Bud Lyte.