MR. ELISABETH HASSELBECK JOINS ESPN

BALDING KEPT MAN TIM HASSELBECK

Former NFL and Boston College quarterback Tim Hasselbeck has been hired as an NFL analyst by ESPN. Hasselbeck, who is married to television personality Elisabeth Hasselbeck of “The View,” replaces Sean Salisbury. I guess Stoney Case wasn’t available.

Hasselbeck fits the Salisbury mold in that he sucked as an NFL quarterback. Unlike Salisbury, Hasselbeck is reportedly a great guy. That’s probably how he stuck around the NFL despite the fact that he hasn’t completed a pass in a regular season game since 2003. Think of that. Hasselbeck was a professional NFL quarterback drawing a paycheck every week and he didn’t even ATTEMPT a pass for four seasons.

Hasselbeck got into 1 game with the Arizona Cardinals in 2007. He ran the ball once for minus one yard. Hasselbeck also played with the New York Giants in 2005. He never attempted a pass but ran for minus three yards.

Worse, he’s married to right-wing hottie/Nazi Elisabeth Hasselbeck and openly credits her for helping him in his tv career. That’s right, everything he learned about tv he got from Elisabeth Hasselbeck. I guess that means we can look forward to Tim Hasselbeck crying on the set this year.

 

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24 Responses to “MR. ELISABETH HASSELBECK JOINS ESPN”

  1. Elena Says:

    Mike – great take – I couldn’t have said it better! Mr. Elisabeth Hasselbeck – LOVE IT! *hahahahaha* – thanks for the laugh!!

  2. LOL Says:

    We guess Bill Gedde, the MASTER of The View, a show supposedly about and by women, (Disney owns this show), called in a favor and got Timmy his job at ESPN (Disney owns that too)….no_talents I tell you, those 2 hasselbecks…..

  3. shirley beck Says:

    POOR JIM (MR. ELISABETH HASSLEBECK). I KNOW HE CATCHES HELL WITH HIS WIFE. SHE HAS TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTRACTION WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING. SHE IS DISGUSTING. DOES SHE EVER SHUT UP AND GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO SAY ANYTHING? I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM AND THOSE KIDS. SHE’S SICK AND DON’T EVEN KNOW IT.

  4. Cheryl Says:

    I take offense to the “Mr Elisabeth Hasselbeck” description. So what that Elisabeth garners a greater salary than Tim. There are lot’s of household’s no a days where that is the case. Also in regard to referring to Elisabeth as a Nazi–that is also a bunch of crap.

    When a man staunchly defends his views he is praised. No so when a woman is outspoken about her political views. Remember it wasn’t really that long ago when women weren’t allowed to vote.

    I am a liberal who happens to find Elisabeth’s views a little refreshing. I may not agree with them, but without her The View would simply be the Whoppi and Joy Show!

  5. What did you say? Says:

    Cheryl said “it wasn’t really that long ago when women weren’t allowed to vote” –

    what country do YOU live in….we have had the vote pushing 100 years nearly (1920!!)

    It isn’t her opinion that annoys – it’s her delivery and her small mindedness…..and watch her kids grow up into neo-nazi’s…poor things – I do feel for those 2-1/2 children (and Tim)

  6. Shawn Says:

    Yes Elisabeth Hasselbeck is a Nazi and she hats Fags like the Dumb ass that called her a Nazi because she is not a Spend Freak Obama Fan…
    Get a Life….

  7. Diana Says:

    I am always surprised by how hateful people are for no reason. Elisabeth has opinions (which, by the way I agree with some of them). Just because you disagree you do not have to be hateful.
    You are so much like Joy Bayhar. She is always saying nasty things about conservatives.
    I just consider the source. Generally nice and good people do not have to be mean and nasty to get a point across. After all, we still have some rights to say things, why can’t we be polite and agree to disagree.
    No wonder our society is so violent. I feel sory for our youth being exposed to all this hate.

  8. DIANE WENZEL Says:

    WELL WELL WELL SOMEONE FINALLY GOT IT RIGHT… SOME HOW LIZZE HAS ALOT OF OPIONS AND SOMEHOW SHE REALLY BELIEVES THAT IF SHE SAYS IT, IT MUST BE SO… MAYBE HER HUSBAND WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER PLAYER LIKE HIS BROTHER HAD SHE KEPT HER NOSE OUT OF IT… I WILL BET SHE TOLD HIM WHAT TO DO WHEN TO DO IT AND I BET SHE GOT ALL HER INFOR FROM FOX….. WHO BY THE WAY ALWAYS HAVE IT RIGHT… NOW ESPN WILL PUT UP WITH TIM FOR AWHILE THE QUESTION IS HOW LONG WILL THEY PUT UP WITH LIZZE…… BECAUSE WE ARE ALL AWARE THAT SHE IS NEVER WRONG, EVEN WHEN YOU PROVE HER WRONG SHE IS RIGHT,,, POOR TIM…. WHEN THE CHILDREN GROW UP YOU WILL FIND OUT THAT THERE WILL BE A LIFE FOR YOU OUTSIDE OF LIZZE AND SEE WHAT YOU MISSED BY NOT BEING ABLE TO TALK……. SORRY BUT LIZZE MADE THIS POSSIBLE, WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS TELL HER TO SHUT UP AND LISTEN,, BE A MAN TIM… TAKE LESSONS FROM YOUR BROTHER….

  9. Crystal Says:

    I know this is a late post and doesn’t really matter, but I have to say:
    First, chastising a woman for having an opinion. REALLY!!! The View is strictly a show with a group of woman who sit around and give their opinions. If Elizabeth didn’t give hers she would have a job. And people obviously watch the show, so they must be doing something right. Their are definitely much more opinionated woman on the show. Just because you don’t agree with hers doesn’t mean you should be so hateful.
    BTW: 100 years is a lot, but only a drop in the bucket of history.
    Second, unfortunately for Tim, not many family’s are blessed enough to have the football dynasty as the Mannings. Seriously Elizabeth and Tim were highschool sweethearts. It’s not like he’s with her for the money. Give em a break. What have they done to you.
    To my knowledge at least, as far as famous people go, at least they haven’t become criminals and seem to lead a fairly decent life and mean good. Yeah, yeah, I’m sure they’ve both messed up at times, but who hasn’t done something in their life the regret or said something they shouldn’t have.
    I read the above comments and it disappoints me our society can be so judgmental and full of hateful comments for people they don’t even know.

  10. DIANE WENZEL Says:

    ELIZABETH DOES NOT KNOW EVERYTHING….. TIM GOT HIS JOB THROUGH DISNEY,,,,,, HUMMMMMMMMMMMM……… THEN THEY SWITCH JOBS…. HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM……… I DON;T MIND WHAT THEY DO BUT I DO MIND WHEN THEY VOICE THEIR OPINION IT WOULD BE THEIRS AND NOT WHAT FOX SAYS… TAKE THE TELEPROMTER…… LIZZE SAYS HE CAN TALK WITHOUT A TELEPROMTER,,, BUT YET DAY AFTER DAY, SHE READS WORD FOR WORD ON HER LITTLE BLUE CARD… AND A 15 SECOND COMMERCIAL SHE READS OFF A TELEPROMTER,, YET SHE HAS A PROBLEM WITH OUR PREZ. FOR DOING THAT…. I THINK SHE WENT TO COLLEGE AND YET HER INFORMATION IS NOT HER OWN,, OR TIM ISN”T EITHER… THEY HAVE ALOT TO LEARN THAT WHEN YOU ARE SO OPINIONATED THEY HAVE TO EXPECT 50% OF THE PEOPLE THAT WATCH THE PROGRAM ALREADY DISLIKE THEM… THEN TO REPEAT WHAT FOX BELIEVES ALSO LOSES ANOTHER PART….. NOW I LIKE INFORMATION,,, NO OPINIONS,,, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE WRONG.. OR HATEFUL….. AND LIZZY IS HATEFUL… SHE AGAIN I WILL SAY IT HER AND TIM BELONG ON FOX, WITH SARAH, ROVE, HANNITY AND THE BEST YET GLEN… THEY LOVE OPINIONS THAT GO WITH THEIR BELIEFS… THANKYOU,, AND MAYBE SOME DAY THEY WILL BRING BACK SOMEONE LIKE LISA LING TO THE VIEW….

  11. Cole Says:

    WHO CARES… IF YOU DONT LIKE HER DONT WATCH THE SHOW.. AS FAR AS HER HUBBY ?? HES JUST A DOUCHE ALONG FOR THE RIDE SO EVERYONE GET OVER IT AND ACCEPT IT

  12. Cyndi Flanigan Says:

    I happen to admire Eliabeth for standing alone, yes “alone” on “THEIR VIEWS” No one guest is given the chance to speak their mind. Joy “miserable” is the biggest offender, then Whoopie, Sherry and Barbara. Why invite people on the show if you are NOT going to listen to THEIR VIEW?? Lets face it, the show should be cancelled and those leftist liberals should retire. Nothing is more annoying than all of them talking at once over each other. I “WILL NOT WATCH THEIR VIEWS” any longer
    I like a civilized group like “The Talk”

  13. DIANE WENZEL Says:

    WELL CYNDI AND ALL THE FANS, GIVING YOUR VIEW AND REPEATING FOX , ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY DO NOT GIVE NEWS THEY GIVE OPIONS AND PASS THEM AROUND AS FACT, I DO NOT CALL THAT INFORMATION. YOU DO NOT SEEM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN VIEWS AND LIES… I DO, AND WHEN HER HUSBAND CAME OUT WHEN HE CAME ON THE SHOW THE FIRST THING HE SAID WAS NOT HELLO TO THE AUDIANCE BUT HE SAID SOMETHING NASTY ABOUT ACORN,,,, NOW REALLY ,,, YOU WOULD THINK HE WOULD HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY THAT WOULD HAVE PERTAINED THE SITUATION,,,, THE TWO OF THEM ARE JUST A TRICKLE DOWN OF FOX AND REALLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT,,, HE DID NOT DO GOOD ON THE SHOW HUMMMMMMMMMMMM WONDER WHY…… MAYBE HE WAS TO BUSY DUSTING THE HOUSE AND SETTING THE TABLE,,,, FOR HIM IT MUST BE HARD TO BE A MOM AND HAVE A JOB… LOL…… BUT HE DOES KEEP THE HOUSE CLEAN AT ALL TIMES,,, WHAT A GUY…..
    OH AND BY THE WAY JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VIEW DOESN’T MEAN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT… MAYBE IF LIZZIE KEEPS HER EYES OFF OF THE T.V. AND PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT SHE IS SAYING, NO SHE LIKES TO WATCH HERSELF ON T.V. DO YOU THINK SH HAS A PROBLEM? SHE NEEDS TO GET OUT AND BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THEN FOX…… OTHER THEN THAT SHE HAS NO OPION,,,,, LOL…. WHAT A GROUP….. GOOD LUCK

  14. Cyndi Flanigan Says:

    That is quite humorous! Funny how Fox has bonafide schooled Journalists?
    As far as Fox, it is the only station where you get thruth in what is going on in the US…Obviously you are a leftist liberal like the lame stream media…
    I have been around for a long time and can see that that ABC, CBS, NBC all sugar coat everything!
    I am very well informed in politics and do not need you to tell me about Fox ..I know the difference “sweetie” I have been around probably a lot more years than you have. I really do not care what “THEIR VIEWS” are…they are so stupid! and miserable! I am well versed in politics and do not need advice from you. “THEIR VIEWS” are ignorant and nasty! “JOY MISERABLE” you can join her and bash Fox all you want!

  15. Cyndi Flanigan Says:

    Diane Wenzel, Yes both Tim and Elizabeth are grads of Boston College, which happens to be a great school! FYI!

  16. DIANE WENZEL Says:

    ALOT OF GREAT PEOPLE CAME OUT OF GREAT SCHOOLS, AND ARE WALKING THE STREETS,,,, DON’T LET THAT DETERMINE THAT THEY ARE SMART AND YOU DIDN’T GO SO YOU ARE DUMB……

  17. DIANE WENZEL Says:

    THIS IS FROM SWEETIE,,,,, YES I AM FOR THE PEOPLE, B UT I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE A GOOD STUDENT OF FOX,,, YOU LISTEN , YOU FOLLOW, THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN YOU AND ME IS THAT I AM A LEADER, AND I MAKE UP MY OWN MIND… AND BY THE WAY FOR OVER 50 YRS, I HAVE BEEN A LIBERAL, AND VOTED WHEN THERE WASN’T CABLE TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT, AND DON’T LISTEN TO ANYONE BUT FOX… SO YOU SEE, I LEARNED ABOUT POLITICS I WAS NOT BRAIN WASHED BY LIMBAUGH, AND FOX… BUT HEY WHO AM I TO SAY,, OH BY THE WAY WE DID GET VERY RICH IN THE 90,S WHEN THE DEMS RAN THE COUNTRY,,,, NOT PROBABY YOU WILL NEVER SEE THAT AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE TIME WHY//////// BECAUSE WE WILL STILL BE CLEANING THE CARPETS FROM THE BUSHY…THANKYOU……… GO TO SCHOOL, COLLEGE EVEN IF IT IS ONLY YOUR STATE COLLEGE, AND LEARN

  18. Cyndi Flanigan Says:

    Diane Wenzel, I KNOW YOU did not go to any college it shows in your writings.
    FYI I have a profession do you? doubt it, so keep acting like an ignorant
    mental case…That lefty liberal stupid blood obviously runs through your veins.
    You are a bonafide “NUT JOB”
    I will not respond to a crazy person like you again.I am a professional and assess people like you to go to the “Funny Farm”
    As the saying goes, “never argue with anyone dumb” so be my guest “lefty”, you are sounding like “JOY Miserable” BWHA HA!
    BTW you do not type in capital letters! That tells me you did not go to any school, grammar included!

  19. DIANE WENZEL Says:

    MY DEAR, YES I DID GO TO COLLEGE, IT WAS BACK IN 1958, YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ARE SOMEONE YOU ARE NOT, AS WE KNOW YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT ON THE COMPUTER,,, SO WHEN ALL YOU CAN DO I SAY HOW SMART YOU ARE , WHO IS IT YOU ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE, ME,,,,,,, OR YOURSELF? IF YOU KNEW WHAT WENT ON IN THE 90’S YOU WOULD NOT BE QUESTIONING ME YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN PART OF IT…… THAT IS ALL,,, DO NOT WANT A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE THAT LIVES MINUTE BY MINUTE,,,,, GET A LIFE

  20. DIANE WENZEL Says:

    LIKE I SAID GET A LIFE….

  21. jackiec Says:

    The definition of a liberal is someone who is supposed to be broad minded, open to new ideas and different ways of thinking. I find most liberals are only open to their own way of thinking and are students of either CNN ( The Clinton News Network ) or MSNBC. Think what you want Wenzel, most conservatives I know study the issues, have great arguments and do not make subjective decisions when they vote.
    If you know anything about government, you would know that congress plays a big role in what happens when bills are enacted. The blame game won’t work anymore. Approval ratings for Obama are down. he is only relenting on some issues because he’s worried about getting re-elected.
    Not a fan of Obama and it has NOTHING to do with FOX. In fact, hardly watch it. I do something else, oh yeah…..read.
    Weak argument for any liberal, but it seems to work for you. Good luck with that.

  22. Laughing... Says:

    I just watched the Seattle/Chicago game and did a Google search on Matt Hasselback and came across this blog. I am laughing at this Diane person. Forget about the annoying group on The View,including Elisabeth, this lady is not only annoying but crazy. The hateful psycho rants, all caps, incomplete sentences. I couldn’t really read the comments because the all caps is so annoying but read enough to be scared. Not everyone is an intellectual but maybe they should start doing mental exams before giving people internet access. All that crazy over a blog post on Elisabeth Hasselback, really?

  23. DIANE WENZEL Says:

    IT IS JUST LIKE YOU PEOPLE OR SHOULD I SAY THE PURE WHITE PEOPLE THAT ANYONE THAT IS HANDICAP CAN NOT VOICE AN OPION. I DO HAVE A PROBLEM SEEING BUT YOU SEE IT DOES NOT STOP ME FROM WRITING, YOU WOULD BE TAKEN OUT OF THE GOP PARTY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT PERFECT LIKE THE REST… FUNNY WHEN SOMEONE DOES NOT AGREE WITH YOU THEY ARE THE DUMB ONES….. TALK ABOUT CLOSED MINDS… I LOVE OPIONS WHAT I DON’T LIKE IS WHEN I HEAR THE SAME THING ON FOX AND THEN I KNOW IT IS THE TALKING POINTS OF THE DAY AND I DO NOT CONSIDER THAT YOUR OPION. SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS MAYBE YOU ALSO HAVE A PROBLEM READING…….. BY THE WAY I AM VERY BRIGHT AND I AM 72,,, BUT I KNOW YOU PEOPLE WOULD HAVE US ALL PUT IN A DEATH CAMP… YOU SEE OLD PEOPLE KNOW NOTHING AND DO NOTHING…… MY DEAR YYOU REALLY HAVE ALOT TO KNOW AND HOPE YOU TREAT YOU PARENTS BETTER WHEN THEY GET OLD

  24. DIANE WENZEL Says:

    JACKIEC, OBAMA RATINGS ARE UP SO IF YOU ARE UP TO DATE, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT…… IT IS A MATTER OF OPION WHAT VERSE IN POLITICS MEAN…. TO SOME IT MEANS REPEAT AND THEY WILL BELIVER AND SOME CAN SORT TRUTH FROM FICTION…….

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