BIGGEST LOSER IN NBA HISTORY DENIED SUMMER LEAGUE ENTRY

KEITH CLOSS

NBA.com has a blog entry about former Clippers center Keith Closs being denied entry to the Las Vegas Summer League after failing to produce a ticket or a media pass.

A friend of Closs said he was “an NBA player.” Despite being 7 feet tall, the female guard didn’t believe it. She’s right. Closs hasn’t played in the league since 2000.

Closs was arguably the softest, most heartless player in NBA history. He was once beat up by a girl in an LA bar.

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3 Responses to “BIGGEST LOSER IN NBA HISTORY DENIED SUMMER LEAGUE ENTRY”

  1. mrogi Says:

    The only thing worse than getting beat up by a girl is beating up a girl. If a 7ft man is physically attacked by a female the smartest thing he can do is just accept the ass-whipping. If he hits her back his ass goes straight to jail.

  2. bobby Says:

    accept the ass-whipping?
    are you kidding?
    try this: keep a very large lesbian with many tattoos on retainer
    for just such an occasion
    hey, works for me…

  3. Jack Wilson Says:

    http://www.mediatakeout.com/Exclusives/Jackie.html This is almost as disgusting as Jackie Butler having sex.

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