NEWS OF THE WORLD NABS QUOTE OF THE CENTURY

God, I LOVE British tabloids!

The News of the World nailed an interview with z-list “celebrity” Ranae Shrider this weekend. Shrider is famous for appearing in the infamous Verne Troyer (aka Mini-Me) sex tape. That’s right, she’s famous for having sex with a midget.

 

 

When asked about having sex with a midget, here was Shrider’s response:

 

 

 

“It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big.”

 

 

 

 

Fantastic! If there’s ONE thing better than midget fornication it’s midget impregnation!

Shrider dated Troyer for six months, lived with the diminuitive actor, and even offered to marry him. Turns out the tape of the (48 minute) lovemaking session by the two wasn’t stolen after all. Shrider sold it. For $20,000.

Not only did Shrader SELL News of the World pictures of those special intimate moments the couple shared:

 

 

but she also dished enough dirt about her poor little ex-boyfriend to fill the gossip columns of two regular-sized people. Shrider revealed the following about Troyer:

* She almost drowned him once by having sex in a bathtub

*  “For a small guy he’s quite well endowed. I had no complaints.”

* He had sex with her THREE TIMES their first time together

* He would stack phone books on a chair in order to sit at the table with her during meals

* Troyer’s favorite thing to do is “watching himself on film.” And not just the sex tapes. According to Shrider, watching his own movies is Troyer’s “favorite hobby.”

* Troyer hated her dog (a miniature Maltese) because it was taller than him

* Booze was to blame for Troyer’s divorce from 6’2″ yoga instructor Genevieve Gallen

Also, apparently size ISN’T everything. Shrider says she fell in love with Troyer because of his eyes.

 

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