FUNNY, HE DOESN’T LOOK JEWISH
Today’s New York Daily News says Cynthia Rodriguez believes singer Madonna “brainwashed” her baseball superstar husband, Alex, into believing they were “soulmates.” Mrs. Rodriguez also believes the singer used the study of the ancient Hebrew doctrine of Kabbalah to entice her husband.
The Daily News says Mrs. Rodriguez found a note written by her husband to Madonna proclaiming,
“You are my true soulmate.”
The article says Cynthia Rodriguez still wants to get back together with Stray-Rod,
“I still love my husband. I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him.”
Granted, I’m not the religious scholar that Madonna is but, according to Kaballah:
* Adultery violates “Chesed” one of the 7 Siphorat Laws of Kabbalah
* Adultery is forbidden in Kabbalah
* One of the seven Noahide Laws is “Do not be sexually immoral.”
* Kabbalah calls adultry a “perversion of love”
* Madonna should be stoned to death out of general principle and for making so much awful music for so many years
Ok, so i made the last one up. But the rest are in the teachings of Kabbalah. You can look it up.
REAL REASON FOR A-ROD’S BREAKUP?