STOP THE PRESSES: SPORTS TALK SHOW HOST HAS ACTUAL SEX WITH A PLAYBOY PLAYMATE

 MONICA CHAIREZ

ESPN LAS VEGAS RADIO HOST PAULY (WITH MIKE TYSON IN BACKGROUND)

Las Vegas sports talk show host Paul Howard of ESPN 1100 is a member of a pretty exclusive club. As far as I know, the club is so exclusive it has a membership of exactly ONE.

“Pauly” is an AM talk radio host who has actually had sex with a Playboy Playmate.

There is an asterisk: *retroactively

The sex wasn’t retroactive but the girl was. Howard dated Monica Chairez when she was an up and coming Las Vegas model. Now Chairez is scheduled to be a centerfold in an upcoming issue of Playboy (CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS –NSFW!!!!).

 

I’d personally ask Pauly what it was like to have thousands and thousands of men looking at your ex-girfirend naked but, knowing Chairez, he ALREADY KNEW what it was like to have thousands and thousands of guys see her naked.

Her family must be extremely proud. USC alum and former Clark County district judge Don Chairez, who ran for Nevada Supreme Court Justice in 2006, can’t wait to run again for office on a strong family values platform. Mark it down, Chairez is very committed to integrity.

Because of campaign contributions from lawyers and casinos appearing before them, said Don Chairez, a former Las Vegas state judge, “Nevada judges find themselves losing or bargaining away their integrity or independence.”

HERO: ESPN RADIO 1100 HOST PAULY

 

SUICIDAL RADIO HOST PAULY GETS CHOKED OUT BY MMA FIGHTER PHIL BARONI

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60 Responses to “STOP THE PRESSES: SPORTS TALK SHOW HOST HAS ACTUAL SEX WITH A PLAYBOY PLAYMATE”

  1. bobby Says:

    good for her!!!
    she’s a good kid, hope she does well with this

  2. jason Says:

    Damm pauly nice piece of ass bam bam

  3. Evan Forrester Says:

    I suppose this is Pauly’s pathetic attempt to garner some measure of notoriety. I am a friend of Monica’s and this crap has really hurt her. It’s unfounded , demeaning and simply a bold faced lie in an attempt to either hurt her for some ungodly reason or to boost Pauly’s failing male ego. On a side note, anyone that buddy-buddy’s it with Mike(Bite-em) Tyson, has no respect from this writer. I think a sincere(if you can honestly muster one) apology is in order for both Monica and her family.

  4. bobby Says:

    i was gonna let this go
    i was, i fucking swear it
    this is none of my business
    then i clicked on evan’s myspace link….

    you know, evan…
    i was gonna ask you a couple of questions because you say you’re a friend of hers. i was gonna ask why exactly she’s so upset? did she think “daddy” wasn’t gonna find out? did she think appearing on playboy.com was gonna fly under the radar? was she pissed people found out she used to date pauly? was she pissed at the way piggy wrote the article? was she pissed the focus wasn’t on her as much as pauly?

    but i guess you can’t actually answer those qusetions for me. because you aren’t actually a friend of hers. you’re a 54 year old guy from el paso texas who plays huey lewis on his myspace page and claims a bunch of models as his “friends”!! power of love, indeed.. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!
    think i’m kidding? click the link…

    evan, in case you forgot or never had one, a FRIEND is someone who shows up at your house and brings weed when you run out and hangs out and goes places with you and such. friends go partying together, they hang out together. have you ever even had a fucking face-to-face conversation with monica?? technically, that makes tila tequila MY friend but i bet i can’t call her up and ask for a joint and a blowjob, can i??

    fuck, dude..
    i’m a 45 year old straight white guy and i don’t have a myspace page. know why? because my DAUGHTER and her REAL FRIENDS have myspace pages. i don’t belong there. and…evan, NEITHER DO YOU!! stop claiming models you’ve never met as your friends and get some real ones. seriously…
    that shit is pathetic.

    for the record, i knew monica back when she was a red carpet girl. i’ve sat and had conversations with her and i wouldn’t consider myself a friend of hers. but she was always cool with me and she was pretty and she helped pass the time. but i’m still wondering why she was so pissed. they’re great pix, i’m sure she was paid something for it. i don’t understand.

    if it was the way piggy wrote the article, well…
    piggy ain’t exactly the most couth person i ever met
    and he probably has a couple of “female issues”
    but if you’re gonna put yourself out there
    (so to speak)
    you gotta grow a thicker layer of skin
    believe me, piggy is tame compared to others
    and…
    if you ARE gonna take this road
    the higher up you go, the more vicious the hits get
    learn to deal with it.

    oh, and one other thing…
    i don’t know about you. but i sure as fuck aint gonna spend a year and a half of my life dating ANYBODY if it’s “platonic”. it doesn’t matter, kid. you did it so own it and move on, it’s no big deal. but don’t waste effort trying to convince people otherwise. there’s a huge credibility gap here. nuff ced?

    ok, enough
    it’s none of my business
    fuck it…
    but i would still like my questions answered
    hey, evan..
    call up monica and have her call me at work
    she knows the number
    unlike yours..
    dickhead

  5. Chris Says:

    HAHA…I think Evan just got served.

  6. Jason Says:

    You know Bobby, Monica contacted Evan and asked for his help with all this bad press she is getting. That kinda sounds like something a friend would ask a friend to do in my opinion. So I would have to say there is a good chance that they may be friends. At the very least it’s hard to say they don’t at least know each other. But I’m sure you didn’t bother to investigate that did you?

  7. bobby Says:

    she “asked for his help with all this bad press she is getting” ?
    are you kidding?
    other than a couple of bits in a blog or two
    and a couple mentions in the r-j
    i seriously doubt 99% of the population knows or cares about this issue
    and the best she could get for help was… evan forrester??
    whatever, dude..

    i was gonna open another can of whoop-ass, then i thought:
    you know what?
    i really don’t give enough of a fuck about this topic to continue it further.
    jason, if you know so much, how about answering my questions?
    or don’t
    i don’t care anymore.

    all i have to say is this…

    1) i hope monica does well with her modeling career.
    http:// http://www.photosofmonica.com if you care
    she’s a pretty girl, i hope this works out for her

    2) i don’t give a fuck about ANYONE ELSE involved in this story.
    pauly, daddy the judge or whatever, norm at the r-j, evan, you…
    fuck ’em all for all i care

    3) a 54 year old man with a myspace page, with or without little playboy bunny wallpaper, is FUCKING CREEPY, PERIOD!! i don’t care if he’s hugh fucking hefner!!! it’s VERY creepy and coming from me, that says something.

    4) i still contend that “friends” on myspace are not the same as REAL friends. Tils Tequila may be my “friend” but i doubt she’s gonna blow me and bring a pizza.

    that’s all i have to say and i will not comment further on this topic

    OOT!!!

  8. Evan Forrester Says:

    Bobby, I’m so glad you know all about me and my life. I won’t degrudge you for your comments because, like the crap being spread about Monica, you and those types relish in hurting others. Here are a few facts:
    The models I have on myspace are indeed online friends. Several, in fact, do know the real me including how to contact me on a personal basis. I prefer getting to know a person rather than wanking it to their images like you and others do. BTW…what’s so bad about Huey Lewis’s Power of Love? It works, Bobby, but then, you probably can’t fathom that concept.
    Now as far as not belonging to myspace because I’m too old? Hmm….I see many, many people on myspace my age or older…check it out. I do have an age restriction on my site and refuse anyone I suspect of being under that age. I’m not out there stalking or seeking online affairs. My myspace connections are there simply because I appreciate their beauty(for the models) and the online connections for the rest.
    Monica did indeed contact me and asked for my help. She knows who I am, where I live and how to reach me by phone. I think that qualifies as somewhat of being a friend.
    I see you’re 45 by your statement, but your remarks so me that you are mentally perhaps just a preteen boy envious of anyone that can connect to others where as you fail miserably.
    I really don’t think you need to counter my remarks, I’ve got years on you plus the life knowledge to put you in your pathetic place.
    I’m simply asking that these attacks on Monica and her family stop and that a public apology be offered.
    Oh, by the way, I dated my wife for 3 years before it became something more than a platonic relationship. There are moral people out there…deal with it.

  9. bobby Says:

    ok, kids…
    let the record show first of all that i was willing to let this go.
    i said all i had to say before
    let the record show also that this post has NOTHING to do with monica chairez WHATSOEVER. i wish nothing but the best for her, period.
    end of story, end of topic, period.
    however…for my new little friend…
    hi evan!!!
    it’s me, bobby!!!
    what’s up, buddy?
    how’s the weather?
    guess we’re pals now too eh?
    did you really think i wasn’t gonna answer that bullshit, pally?
    let me get some details outta the way before i settle you…

    well, now…
    lemme see if i got this straight?
    (girl x) “contacted” you and in her time of need asked for your help and you did….what?
    bitched at me on piggy’s blog?
    that’s it? that’s all you got??
    big fucking help, there, irving…
    glad to see (girl x) has “friends” like you…(joke…)

    why is it every time i open my mouth i’m accused of trying to hurt people?
    i don’t wanna hurt anybody, ever.
    i just have a huge problem with liars, bullshit, and other forms of phoniness. which is probably why i just can’t get off you, old buddy..
    sensitive, new age, politically correct BULLSHIT!!
    (don’t take my word, click his link)

    so, how many “models” contact you?
    BESIDES online??
    there is a difference, in case you’ve forgotten
    c’mon be honest…
    how many xmas cards get mailed TO YOUR HOUSE from your “friends”?
    have ANY of them “contacted” you other than by email??
    even ONE??
    a phone call, a visit, a homing pigeon, psychic advice??
    anything???
    poor little fool…

    “wanking it to their images”?? i’ll get back to that one…

    what’s so bad about huey lewis??
    seriously?? are you shitting me??
    ask 1986 (jesus!!!)
    i prefer to get my theology from something higher than a one hit wonder
    like, perhaps….SLAYER!!!!
    steve miller thinks huey lewis sucks ass
    huey lewis thinks huey lewis sucks ass!!!
    (sorry, had to stop and laugh for a minute…too easy)

    so what’s your age restriction?? 18??
    what a hero..
    or is it 21??
    evan, run the numbers..
    when (girl x) was concieved, you were 31
    when you were 40, she was 8
    when she hit PUBERTY, you were 45 years old, sir!!!
    do you not get this yet??
    thank god my kids are smart enough to not be “friends” with 54 year old guys on myspace…
    why don’t you wait a year and sign up for the AARP’s version of myspace?

    you say you’re “not out there stalking or seeking online affairs. My myspace connections are there simply because I appreciate their beauty(for the models) and the online connections for the rest.” ??
    as johnny rotten would have said “I BET YOU DO…”

    you know what, douchebag..
    enough opening act…
    showtime…

    you can take any cheap shots you want at me
    i don’t give a fuck, understand??
    i’m a loser
    i’m a moron
    i’m a scumfuck
    i’m the ugliest little fucking troll you could ever imagine
    i gotta work at night so people don’t see me and freak out in the daylight
    i’m bald
    i’m fat
    i’m ugly
    i got a needle dick and no balls
    i got one tooth in my fucking head
    i smoke and drink and fuck and do drugs
    and i don’t care anymore
    but you know what, buddy?
    at least i don’t LIE
    not to myself, not to anybody.
    so how you gonna hurt me, huh?

    you mentioned your “wife” ,evan
    does she still exist?
    is she still in the picture?
    and if so, what does she think of your little “hobby”? i bet she’s gone..
    which is why you hide yourself in a world in your head where your friends are models and everybody thinks you’re cool..still…

    or are you the kind of guy who hits on pretty girls in el paso, texas by telling them he has “connections” with “friends” who are models and you can help them out, if they are “friendly”?
    (i ain’t even warmed up yet)
    or..are…you…a…photographer….?
    “sure, i’ll take your pictures if i can keep a copy..”
    “you can take off your top. it’s okay, nobody will see..”
    (god, this is too easy…fucking freak)
    ever seen a movie called “hard candy”?
    check it out, it’s you all over

    no, evan, no…
    i KNOW what kind of guy you are…
    you’re a “regular customer”
    know what that is? i’ll tell ya…

    you’re the kind of guy who goes to a strip club and makes “friends” with the girls. you’re a real nice guy and you always have lots of money and you’re really popular (or so you think) and you spread the cash around and you don’t get any dances because that would be “demeaning” and then you go home a little poorer and the girls go in the dressing room and LAUGH at the lame bullshit sensitive new age guy horseshit you were laying on them, and spend your money on their boyfriends. real ones, not imaginary.

    but, sooner or later, ineveitably one connects with you in a “special” way and you jump over mountains and empty your bank account and you’re at her beck and call and you NEVER get any pussy, but that’s ok because she “loves” you. until… the day you decide to declare your “true feelings” for her and she splits never to be heard from again. and you bemoan your loss and write shitty poetry and sooner or later end up in another strip club, laying the same line of bullshit on another girl, getting the SAME results and always wondering why..why…what’s wrong with me…
    (sob,sob)

    you dated your “wife” for three years before you um…uh…fucked her??
    i’m not surprised at all
    (don’t blame me, this is too easy)
    CLICK HIS MYSPACE LINK!!!
    sensitive new age bullshit!!!

    you see, evan
    i don’t need to “know all about your life”
    i’ve seen it a thousand times before
    it’s pathetic
    ever seen the south park episode called “raisins”?
    insead of writing back to me,
    punch up http://www.southparkstudios.com and watch it
    (you could probably use a good laugh, besides looking at your dick)
    you’re butters, chasing the raisins girl he’ll never get
    so sad…actually, you’d probably like “raisins” girls…
    sounds like about your speed…

    and before you debate me, sir, stop…
    don’t bother…
    i’ve had three roomates in my life who were dancers
    as well as dating (errrr, screwing) more than a few of them
    and i’ve heard the stories
    from them AND their friends
    (real friends, by the way)
    and,for the record, i’ve sat and listened to (girl x) talk to her “real friends” also.. don’t get yer hopes up, pally..

    soooo, you got the “years on you plus the life knowledge to put me in my pathetic place.” eh? as that great american, axl rose, once said..
    get in the ring motherfucker…
    i ain’t even warmed up

    i usually don’t have a battle of wits with an unarmed man. but in your case, due to your fucking arrogance and the fact i’ve had a pretty shitty day, i’ll make an exception..
    step right up, little fool
    you don’t wanna get into an argument with a bipolar with a copy of “the @@@@@@@@@’@ cookbook” and a whole lot of free time.
    either way, you just can’t win.

    AND…
    if you’re looking for an apology, go ask piggy
    or pauly, or the r-j, or your mommy, whomever

    (by the way, i don’t know who tells you what in el paso but this ain’t exactly front page news up here. “public attacks”?? i’ve seen nothing in the news, heard or saw nothing in the media, and other than you and i NOBODY BUT NOBODY else is talking about (girl x) anymore or has been since thursday!!! dumbass..)
    anyway…

    as for myself, i am a (still) free american citizen
    and i represent nobody but me in my comments
    if i have offended (girl x) in any way i DO humbly apologize
    that was never my intention
    but as for you, evan
    apologize this..
    you can straight up go fuck yourself, bitch
    get in the ring

    hell, buddy, i like you
    you can come over and fuck my sister
    i’ll give you my personal email address
    we can continue this without having to bore anyone else
    say the word..
    why not?
    i already know you…
    and three of my voices already seem to like you
    c’mon over
    get in the ring, motherfucker…

    oh, and since you asked
    1) i have no problem with women
    i live in las vegas
    they come in by the hundreds every weekend
    there’s nothing like a bachelorette party…:)
    not every woman wants romance, some just wanna get fucked WELL
    but you wouldn’t understand that shit, would you?
    2) i don’t need to “wank it to their images ”
    like i said, i live in vegas…
    and, for the record, my “tastes” are far more graphic (and disturbing) than mere playboy models. believe me, pal…
    you don’t even wanna KNOW the shit i’m into these days
    you’d be in therapy in a week, i promise…

    so, new pal, want some more??
    step right up…
    when it comes to life experiences, i tend to scare most normal people with mine….you don’t even wanna know, trust me
    (THINK HEROIN AND MOTORCYCLE CLUBS FOR STARTERS)
    soooo, buddy
    feelin kinda froggy??
    be smart and walk away from this one
    or at least take down the myspace link
    its hard to take you serious every time i think about it…
    (sorry, started laughing again… it IS pretty funny.. sad, but funny)
    really, evan, do yourself a favor
    walk away
    no shame will come from it, just walk away
    you really don’t wanna jump in this pool
    stop thinking about what to type, son…
    go watch south park like i told you to, bitch.
    just walk away
    do yourself a favor
    my nickname in high school was “pigfucker”
    know why??
    walk away…
    peace
    🙂

    PS: before you ask yourself “is this guy crazy?”
    yeah, certi-fucking-fied by the us government, twice..
    suicidal, homicidal, genocidal and extraordinarily antisocial
    i’m a bipolar with a vocabulary, a portugese temper, and a map of el paso
    don’t even respond, bitch
    smile politely and walk the fuck away…

  10. Evan Forrester Says:

    I’ll simply quote a passage from a movie
    “I’m laughing at your so called intellect”

    I seriously think you’re suffering from some incurable malady and just using me to vent your anguish and frustrations. I would pity someone like you, but instead I’ll make a donation to the “Special Olympics” in your name, okay? I figure you might be an older version of one of those “gifted” people.
    By the way, my Mom’s dead, so please respect that in your next foul-mouthed vile response. It’s funny that you cannot post a worth while response with lacing it with a lot of profanity. I bet your parents and family would be proud of your unique posting style. I seriously must have struck a nerve since you obviously spent some time in your rambling and quite boring reply. Until next time………”It’s the Power of Love”….ta-ta….

  11. Jan H Says:

    Hey Bobby, you wrote that “you wish nothing but the best for her [Monica]” and that you hate liars… why don’t you turn some of your anger towards Pauly instead? He’s the liar!

    You could even team up with Evan and play good cop – bad cop against him lol!

  12. Evan Forrester Says:

    BTW….a map of El Paso?…….Like I’m suppose to be afraid you might find me? Try directory assistance, but I doubt you’ll find me……..Evan Leonard Forrester.

  13. bobby Says:

    hey evan,

    what’s up?
    how was your day?
    mine was pretty good, actually..

    you like movie lines?
    me too
    try this one…
    “what the fuck are you doing back here? i thought i told you to go fuck yourself?”… joe pesci, “goodfellas”
    (one of my favorites…)

    evan, i am truly disappointed
    after i just got finished verbally slapping you around like a little prison bitch that owes me a pack of smokes…THAT’S the best you could come back with??

    “gifted” people smack?
    my parents and family must be proud?
    foul-mouthed vile response??

    THAT’S IT???
    you almost showed half a testicle in your second reply (lenny..)
    (sorry, had to stop and laugh again…you crack me up, dude)
    everytime you write you just make it worse, lenny

    i’m so disappointed
    your smack is weak and useless
    you’re phony and deep in your heart you know it
    you can run that ” i appreciate their beauty” malarky all you want
    but if one of those models showed up at your house and wanted to fuck
    all that new age flowery bullshit would be out the window in a second
    you know it and i’ll say it
    THAT, sir, is my issue with you
    you are more full of shit than a whale with no ass, period.
    you preach that “power of love” rubbish
    why dontcha try “glory of love” by peter cetera
    there’s a nice little pussy song you can latch onto

    i’m not gonna waste anymore of my time on this
    you aren’t worth my verbage anymore
    if you ever take your balls out of your ex-wife’s purse
    and you’re feeling a little froggy
    c’mon back and try again…
    i’ll be waiting
    but don’t come back until you can run man-size smack
    i will not respond to your pathetic attempts
    until you come up with something worthy of a response
    jeez, you had all day to come up with something, ANYTHING and that’s the best you had??
    you are not worthy
    go home, little boy
    you cage is clean

    BUT
    before i let you off the hook, two things…

    first, when you are in a verbal argument with someone, DONT DONT DONT tell them what you are SENSITIVE about!!! that’s the FIRST thing they are gonna go after!!! see, if i wanted to be a real dick, i would have opened with a few lines about skullfucking your mommy’s corpse, provided she was still warm and the maggots had not set in yet.
    DONT give me more material to work with, lenny
    you dummy…

    and finally,
    if you don’t like my colorful verbage
    feel free to go fuckerize yourself
    (let me know when you grow a pair…)
    i’m gonna go get high and watch olbermann
    score: bobby 2, lenny zip
    top of the third coming up??

    (jan h… good point but what exactly did pauly lie about?
    don’t say what i think you’re gonna say…
    believe me, if he was guilty, i’d go after him, too
    actually, i think he’s a little afraid of me
    and if he’s not, he should be..
    and, sorry, no good cop/bad cop
    i hate all cops, sorry)

  14. bobby Says:

    hey, i just had an idea…
    lenny, if you really wanna donate something to special olympics, that’s cool but do this instead… donate it in the name of monica chairez and get a RECEIPT, then mail her the receipt. some kid gets helped and the poor girl who started this whole thing can get a tax deduction!!! two or more people could benefit from my psychosis!!!
    what a fucking beautiful world…

    go ahead and do that and don’t bother responding
    (slap, slap)

  15. Evan Forrester Says:

    Bobby, I think you’re falling for me, but I don’t swing like that. It’s obvious to myself and everyone reading your comments that you spend a lot of time thinking about guys, especially me. Hmm….I’ve never been stalked by a gay before…..
    Power of Love”, baby…ta-ta

  16. bobby Says:

    still not worthy
    try again

  17. Evan Forrester Says:

    Hahaha….in no manner am I even trying to be worthy of you or your notice. I simply came here at Monica’s request to offer some counter to the lies being put forth. You, in your infantile wisdom, deemed it necessary to change the course of this into some silly ass vendetta against me. My online posters at the forum I do much of my posting agree that you are indeed in need of some kind of sexual relief. Sorry, but I don’t swing in your gay direction. Perhaps Pauly might consider you and write it up as having a fling with the “Rabbit-King” Hef, since he sure as hell can’t distinguish a coed model from a Playmate much less ever having a sexual thing with either.

  18. bobby Says:

    (yawn…)

    gay man smack?
    handicapped kid smack?
    pauly smack?

    step your game up, lenny!!
    you are coming across like a smarmy version of a feminist
    kinda like hillary, but more whiny
    she’s got more balls than you
    and that aint saying much

    if you wanna get my attention
    try less smarmy
    more vicious and violent

    MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET SOMEBODY TO HELP YOU WITH THIS BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY AREN’T READY FOR THIS LEVEL…

    like a new yorker
    or someone from philly or chicago
    y’know, someone with some BALLS
    i’ve heard better takes from people in utah
    try again. my little bitch
    (slap, slap)
    call me when you are ready

  19. bobby Says:

    actually, i really should thank you
    you have brought me more laughs in the past few days
    than i’ve had in weeks
    every time i think of your weak-ass posts
    i just smile and laugh

    thanks, lenny
    you crack me up…

  20. Evan Forrester Says:

    I simply refuse to continue this with someone who is obviously crying out over deprived mommy teat issues he incurred as a babe. For a 45 yr old human being you sure don’t act the part. GROW UP…………later, loser

  21. bobby Says:

    awww,
    don’t give up so soon, pussy
    i’m still warming up
    🙂

  22. John Says:

    Evan, would that by the Playboy Cyberclub where you also carry out your delusions that young, ambitious models are your “friends” because they exchange online messages with you? Gosh, that wouldn’t have anything to do with them wanting your vote and support in contests that could further their careers would it?

    Just curious: you use the fact that Monica could “reach you by phone” to support your claim that you’re friends. What’s that mean, exactly? You gave her your phone number?

  23. Evan Forrester Says:

    Warming up? Sounds like a gay statement to me. If you consider me “pussy” that proves you are indeed as gay as they get. Distinguishing males from females is a thing you just can’t quite grasp. Much like the concept of friends. It’s really sad that you get your rocks off by coming here and making a total ass of yourself.

  24. Monica Says:

    This is the funniest shit I’ve seen ever

  25. bobby Says:

    welcome back, bitch!!
    i was worried you were actually gonna give up
    don’t feel like playing with you today
    your takes are weak and boring
    but..
    i do have two pearls for my little swiney…

    first, you say you”don’t swing in that direction”
    well, if you spend so much time on here with me
    it would seem you haven’t been swinging in ANY direction for a loooooong time… (slap, slap)

    and second, if you “simply came here at Monica’s request to offer some counter to the lies being put forth” fine… opinion has been logged and noted… NOW FUCK OFF!!!

    nope, i know why you’re still here

    you’re totally digging the abuse
    you’re a masochist
    you like being humiliated in front of others
    just like my favorite little bitch
    awwwww, how cute..

    by the way, pally, for the record, i’m not into homosexuals
    while they are still alive, anyway..
    yep, i’m a necrophiliac
    wanna be my friend, now, fucker??
    or, actually, fuckee i should say
    don’t worry about your rectum getting stretched
    i like to drill fresh holes
    right next to the spleen on the right is the squishiest part
    feels good too, try it
    your mommy liked it
    well, couldn’t really tell if she liked it
    but at least she was still “fresh” at the time
    drilled the hole, humped away, shot a gooey one right on her chin
    too bad she wasn’t still alive, she would have liked it, i think
    gotta get em in the first two weeks though
    they start to get a little “tangy”
    hey, don’t knock it, great gum jobs!!

    a buddy of mine came up with a great analogy for this “discussion” we’re having. ever see the south park called “naggers”? the b-plot involves cartman taking sensitivity training from this midget. and every time cartman sees the midget, he can’t stop laughing. whicj makes the midget even madder and his little face gets all red..
    best line: “oh my god, who was the fucking genius who put little suspenders on it”
    guess which one you are, bitch..
    yep, that’s right
    go watch the episode and think of me laughing my ass off and showing your posts to my REAL FRIENDS who also think you are hilarious.
    in fact, one came up with the masochist angle, which i hadn’t even thought of. but it does make sense…
    why else would you keep coming back for more abuse
    hell, bitch, i’ll dish it out when it amuses me.
    keep coming back for more…

    ok, enough verbage
    i wanna get high and watch that south park
    the midget is hilarious and it’s SOOO you!!

    and in closing i will say…
    “now go home and get your fuckin’ shinebox”
    see ya soon… 🙂

  26. bobby Says:

    PS: thanx monica, or whoever this is
    i think it’s pretty funny too
    i’ve been laughing at it off and on for three days now

    i kinda feel bad in a way, also
    i mean. this poor bastard really has no clue, does he?
    54 years old, still chasing this illusion in his head
    that he has all these “friends” in cyberworld
    like “john” said “wouldn’t have anything to do with them wanting online votes” and such… EXACTLY!! get enough online votes and you get to be a model for such and such. i’ve totally heard of that kind of thing happening before.
    i just never heard of the playboy cyberclub (yawn)
    i know a lot of real models and it’s not as much fun as you may think. it’s actually a pretty painful and cutthroat business, but i digress..

    it’s not so much fun to slap ol’ lenny around anymore
    it’s kinda like beating up a quadrapeligic
    he’s got nothing to fight back with, as you can see
    i’m not even putting my best efforts into it anymore
    oh well, if he keeps sticking his head up, i’ll keep slapping it.
    it helps me vent my psychosis, in a way

    and if the is the REAL monica…(see above photo)
    hey kid, long time no see.
    hope all is well
    i’m REALLY sorry about all this
    i never meant to get this out of hand
    but as you can read…
    hey, he’s your “friend”
    see why i say you gotta be more careful??
    anyway, you still dating that guy you dumped pauly for?
    just wondering…
    we should chat sometime
    well, gotta go
    tell your sister i said hello
    her, i liked, she was cool
    not that you weren’t 🙂
    i think we got along better cause she’s older
    has she done anymore videos?
    anyway, gotta go
    peace 🙂
    bobby
    ps: keep reading, i think he’s gonna crack soon
    “out near the west texas town of el paso…”

  27. bobby Says:

    hey lenny

    look what i found…

    any of this sound familiar?

    ABOUT ME

    I’m an open person with a romantic streak. I enjoy talking and meeting new people. I love to kid and tease with others. I am openly trusting which is probably not a good thing, but I can’t change that. I lead a quiet life and enjoy common everyday things.

    My Type of Person
    Someone to share my thoughts and listen as I would do the same for them.

    My Turn on/off
    People that think they are better than everyone else is my major gripe.

    and your birthday is december 14th and you claim to be 46 (on this site anyway) and you have one “friend” listed, a model in california (big shock).

    i also found a photo of you, which i’ll save the embarrassment of posting. but it does show an overweight, greying, middle-aged little troll of a man
    with the obligatory ball cap covering the obligatory bald spot. typical new age pussy, just like i thought…

    and that’s just for starters
    should i bother searching the el paso sex offenders websites?

    FYI, my brother’s girlfriend is a professional hacker and she’s volunteered to turn your myspace page into a gay porn site in 20 minutes for a couple of joints. still wanna play?

    i’m getting bored so i’m upping the stakes
    walk away NOW with your tail between your legs
    or else…
    i’ll start taking it personal
    let’s see what i can find…
    you’ve already given me so much to work with
    dipshit

  28. bobby Says:

    oh my fucking god!!!!
    it gets WORSE!!!!

    found this bit of prose…

    The Ballad of Evan
    On a cold day she borne a son
    One of many or of none
    Called him Evan, twas his name
    Destined for greatness and of fame
    He lived the life of a normal lad
    Sometimes happy, other times sad
    All through school he dreamed of lands
    Filled with plenty and golden sands
    Then came the day he was whisked away
    To Planet Texas where he lives the day
    On this place he grew so tall and lean
    He became a sophisticated fighting machine
    Part man, part machine they built him well
    Saving lives and just raising hell
    On and on he battled so vainly
    Some even said he fought insanely
    Till the day when he met his match
    She was to be his greatest catch
    Changing him from a warrior of great
    Now a dad and could never be late
    Domestication seemed destined to be
    Till the day he saw on the TV
    Warriors are needed, please apply
    Leave the planet, away you’ll fly
    So without a shred of remorse
    Evan, the warrior,set on a brand new course
    To this day he fights on and on
    Leaving me to herald him in this song

    sound familiar, lenny?
    jesus fucking christ, dude
    i knew you were, well, let’s say more than a little effeminate
    but JEEEZZZ
    I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY
    and there’s PAGES AND PAGES of this drivel
    want more???

    Secret Morning Lover
    I awaken in the morning near the appointed hour
    Slipping out of bed, I quietly groom and shower
    Donning clothes, I silently take my keys
    Leaving my mate asleep, hoping she never perceives
    Quickly I drive off to that secret morning destination
    A special place of mine, a reverent type of location
    And in the darkness I await for my secret love to be
    A very special lover as soon you definitely will see
    As she arrives her arms reach out for a sweet embrace
    Her fingers dancing ever so lightly upon my smiling face
    Her touch is ever warming, her kisses ever so sweet
    I am lost forever in her, which you’ll find is quite unique
    But soon the moments are over and she and I must depart
    Still her touch lingers and ever touches my heart
    By now if you can’t imagine who my secret lover is to be
    She’s a beautiful sunrise dawning for all the world to see.

    i swear to fucking GOD
    i could NEVER make this shit up!!!
    (slap, slap, slap, slap, slap)
    talk about a battle of wits with an unarmed man
    FUCK!!!
    yeah, lenny, i think i got you pegged right on the money
    you, sir, are a “customer”
    while i am the boyfriend who spends your money
    go enjoy your phony-ass little digital fantasy world
    i’m done with you
    stay down or i’ll go further
    goodbye, lenny
    and don’t go away mad
    just go the fuck away, bitch
    it’s not even amusing slapping a pussy like you around anymore

  29. bobby Says:

    and now…
    this little blurb from tmz.com

    10. Monica is a sweet and beautiful young woman and doesn’t deserve the lewd and hurt-filled comments others have left. I suppose those types of commenters are hiding behind their PCs making self-love to themselves over her images while getting their jollies off trash talking her.

    Posted at 11:20AM on Jul 5th 2008 by Evan Forrester

    you should read the rest…
    ok, here

    http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/04/judges-daughter-right-to-bare-more-than-arms/#comments

    these people make me look like a boyscout

  30. bobby Says:

    please, god, make me stop!!!!
    i can’t keep slapping this little fool around, can i???

  31. Evan Forrester Says:

    Bobby, you are pathetic….go back to dry humping your cat or some other defenseless creature.

  32. Evan Forrester Says:

    BTW….hack away. I think you are jealous of anyone that might be a true gentleman. Your posting of my poetry is a plus for me. Get’s me out there in the public eye. I wonder how long before you and your half-witted relatives can find out who I really am? Check the pictures very closely, they’ll tell you all you need to know. For the record, if you’re going to put out my writings, put out the entire saga of “the evan”. As to the morning lover, I got several compliments due to the twist of it being a simple sunrise. It’s called imagination and creative writing. Nothing wrong with that unless you feel like trashing Keats, Frost, Eliot and maybe even Shakespeare himself. Your posting and harassing of my poetry shows you lack even the basic concepts of thinking in a creative manner. Go on now, lil bobby, back to your fist lover and pound away….ta-ta

  33. Evan Forrester Says:

    Hopefully this will be one of my last comments here. I came here only in support of an online friend that asked for help. I then proceeded to get verbally thrashing by some punk who thinks he/she knows the ways of the world. I am secure in my marriage and secure in my manhood. I appreciate the beauty of the female form and see nothing wrong in the many models I have as myspace friends displaying their bodies. I cherish the fact that my compliments often make their rough days a bit easier to handle. I do not say rude, crude or lewd things to my online friends and offer only respect. This bobby person might be a better person if he tried that approach out. In my many years on this planet I have met many, many different people and due to my genial manners have made some incredible friendships. Age is but a number to me. I love people of all ages. I respect them more though. So, as far as playing this silly sparring game with a hopelessly pathetic soul, I’ll simply say:
    “That’s the Power of Love”………..baby…………

  34. bobby Says:

    Bobby, you are pathetic….go back to dry humping your cat or some other defenseless creature.

    i have, YOU!!!!

    (HA, HA, HA, HA!)

  35. bobby Says:

    THERE YA GO, LENNY
    thats what i’m looking for
    honest emotion
    not this flowery pussy bullshit you’ve been spewing
    like my rectum after too much ben and jerry’s
    (think “brown 25” from “groove tube”)

    ok, mr honesty
    mr positive energy
    mr power of love (fucking GAG!!!)
    here’s a couple questions for you to ponder…

    so, lenny, if you are so ” secure in your marriage and in your manhood”
    why are you on these dating sites listed as “single”??
    and what does mrs lenny have to say about your “habits”?
    sounds like a load of BULLSHIT to me
    i can’t imagine any american woman would put up with her husband having all these “online friends” especially playboy models!!
    i could be wrong, she could be an insecure wisp of a woman who thinks(god forbid) you are the best she’s ever gonna do. but i doubt it…
    i bet she doesn’t even exist…

    next,
    on the dating site, you say your age is 46
    on the poetry site, you’re 48
    and on myspace you WERE 54, now you’re 98
    who did you learn YOUR “straight talk” from?? MCCAIN???

    and, finally, old lenny boy
    ” I wonder how long before you and your half-witted relatives can find out who I really am? Check the pictures very closely, they’ll tell you all you need to know. ”

    actually, they DID but i’ll get back to that

    so you are not who you claim to be?
    is that the impression i should have?
    i’m not surprised
    see what i mean??
    PHONY! PHONY! PHONY!
    that’s why i’m on you, pinhead

    i may be the lowest form of human life on the planet
    but i don’t have to LIE
    to blow up my ego
    (actually, i don’t have one…)
    ok, maybe i stetched the necrophilia thing a little
    and my nickname was “psycho” not “pigfucker”
    but EVERY SINGLE THING i’ve written was the ABSOLUTE truth!!!
    (other than those two “verbal extenditures”)

    want some more?
    you like poetry?
    ok… here’s a quick “lenny haiku”
    you can switch lenny for evan, it still works

    LENNY YOU’RE MY BITCH
    I SLAP YOU WHEN I WANT TO
    YOU ARE PATHETIC

    not bad, huh?
    took me 5 seconds
    how much of your life did you waste on that drivel?
    and i swear i’m not just saying this
    if i didn’t know you wrote it, i’d STILL say it was a pile of shite
    you really need to be less in touch with your feminine side
    and a little more with your masculine side
    if there is one…
    try a little allen ginsberg
    get in touch with something a little more REAL
    there’s your homework assignment tonight
    instead of wasting my time, go re-read HOWL
    something a little less…feminine??

    you also seem to have an intrest in people masturbatory habits
    after reading your shit, i’m not surprised
    its ok, everybody does it
    if you are married, you probably do it A LOT!!!
    (married guys, back me up here)
    but knowing you as i do now, i’m sure your “friends” come in handy for that purpose. do you read their emails while your “pounding the fist lover”
    so to speak?
    i really don’t care, the thought is sickening…
    old, old, man pulling his dick to playboy models
    AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
    (pass the viagra, honey. big time tonight)

    anyway….
    know what? fuck it..
    i could waste more time disecting your third post
    for the SHEER COMIC VALUE of it
    but i’m getting bored again
    no need for overkill
    i think i’ve proved my point

    you, evan leonard forrester, are a phony peice of shit
    and i have exposed you as the phony you are

    and so, little lenny
    (or is that what you call your dick?… you probably DO have a name for your dick,dontcha??)
    and so, little lenny
    go back to your fantasy world
    go back to where models are your friends
    go back to your weak-ass poetry
    (seriously, my SPERM can write better stuff)
    go back to el paso, where you belong
    stay off of sports sites
    which, THIS IS (believe it or not)
    stick with the retards that respect you
    here, you’re just BOBBY’S BITCH
    and don’t forget it, cause i won’t let you

    and when you do write back
    as i know you will
    bring some fuckin passion and energy
    tap into your negative emotions and let loose
    in other words, BRING THE NOIZE, BITCH!!
    talk to you soon, i’m sure

    last thought:
    why don’t you write a poem about me?
    the man that OWNS you
    ok, just a thought…
    🙂

  36. trucknguy Says:

    bobby, for someone who professes to have a life and loves women, you seem quite preoccupied with evan. the numerous posts by you directed at evan say different. on 7-9 you posted 9 times! this behavior alone states an unhealthy obsession. anyone reading these with an education past 6th grade sees this. you claim to enjoy fucking, but how can you type so well with one hand because you are obviously jerking off fantasizing about evan.

    now get your thumb and finger off your 2″ dick, quick jerking off, and get a life!

  37. Not Evan Says:

    Sorry, Bobby. Winning a verbal argument does not mean writing the longest, most offensive posts. It does make you look rude and unintelligent. Also, if you need to tell someone that you are owning them, you probably aren’t. Finally, in one of your earlier posts, you said that Evan started up this post war with you. That is totally not true. His original post here was him complaining about the article and saying that Paul Howard was lying. It had nothing to do with you, unless you happen to be this Paul Howard guy. Is that who you really are?

    Anyway, you probably won’t even try to understand what this post says and just go blasting me. That’s what your kind does. It must suck to have so much hatred inside of you. You should go try to meditate or something.

  38. bobby Says:

    truck you, pal
    just kidding

    i’ve said all i had to and the little fucker keeps coming back for more
    i’ve been wiiling to let it go for days
    i know, but i cant help it
    part of the psychosis i guess
    i’m starting to scare myself
    i do have better things to do
    but i cant help it
    its so fucking easy
    well, i’ll try to end this
    but if he keeps coming back
    so will i…

    and what’s this this constant referal to genetalia and other people’s sex habits? WHAT THE FUCK, FOLKS??
    can’t we do better than that?
    no wonder other countries laugh at us and think we’re morons
    can we all just drag the gene pool up a notch??
    fuck!!!
    do you REALLY care who i am or what i do?
    really??
    i type all this shit but i honestly don’t give a fuck about little lenny
    to me, this is just a game
    and i’m kicking his ass (verbally speaking)
    its fun
    and when its stops being fun, i won’t play anymore
    keep reading though
    i think he’s getting ready to cry…

  39. bobby Says:

    know what, evan?
    i’m done, you win, whatever
    i can’t keep doing this
    this shit is getting really fucking nuts
    part of my bipolar thing is i’ll fixate on a topic and then run with it WAY WAY beyond what anybody should do. your life is none of my business. i really don’t give a fuck. i’ve said what i wanted and enjoyed myself doing this, but i gotta let this go. i’m getting way too obsessed with pointing out your “issues”. its none of my business, i got my own life to live.
    plus, people are starting to look at me weird
    that’s enough
    write what you want
    out

  40. Evan Forrester Says:

    trucknguy,
    It’s nice that you jump in to this,but as you can see, bobby is way to obsessed with me for some ungodly reason. I think he saw my images and wants to relate to me like a son to a father expecting some weird and bizarre form of retribution for his constant attacks. It ain’t going to happen. Vile vermin like him are the balances to the good in this word. I may not be Evan or Tom or Henry or whom ever, but at least I do know what I am and that’s someone secure in life. My true friends do know the real me and communicate by letters, phone and personal visits. bobby boy sits alone every night simply wishing for a life. As to his comment about crying, I shed tears when I lost my parents several years ago and that’s about it. I might get choked up on the beauty of people in my life, but crying I really cannot do any more. bobby boy might be a better person if he tried, but that’s asking for something that simple isn’t going to happen.
    BTW……bobby, I’ll be sad on the day you pass away. As for me, I’ve died twice and came back, perhaps knowing I needed to meet via this media the biggest asshole ever to walk this planet……ya think?

  41. bobby Says:

    i’m trying to let this go, little buddy
    if i were you i would too
    don’t make me do it, ok??

  42. Evan Forrester Says:

    do what? shit all over yourself? you’re doing a great job of that already. bring on the big guns, loser.

  43. bobby Says:

    NOW YOU DECIDE TO STEP UP???
    i’ve been slapping you like a little bitch for days now
    and now that i’m willing to let this all go
    NOW you step up??
    you are beneath my contempt
    i’ve said all i have to say
    you bore me
    maybe should have run your “big gun” smack DAYS ago
    youre only here for monica?
    what a fucking joke
    another lie…
    out

  44. Evan Forrester Says:

    I thought so….all shit and fart, true colors, bobby

  45. bobby Says:

    i’ve already whupped you
    what’s the point?

    but i’ll give credit for one thing:
    at least you took my advice and got some HELP for this
    obviously you’re outwitted so you got help
    good for you!!

    as for the rest
    well…
    you have no CREDIBILITY, fool
    all you do is make up lies
    and i keep proving you to be phony
    i don’t need to go further
    scoreboard, bitch

    it seems to me you keep writing
    because you enjoy my abuse
    what other reason could there be?
    i’ve already “verbally thrashed” you
    time and again
    and sent you to bed without supper

    you need me, lenny
    but i’m bored with your lies and weak takes
    you just aint worth my pearls, little swine
    write what you want
    its all over

    you may be getting ready to fight
    but i’ve already walked off with the title
    done the post-fight press conference
    and now i’m at the after party
    fucking YOUR girlfriend
    and NOW you’re ready???
    waste of my time…

    goodbye, lenny
    try not to miss me
    fuck, bitch
    go back to that tmz website
    someone there will be your new “owner”
    you bore me
    say what you want
    anybody reading this can figure it out
    no need to go further
    game over

  46. Evan Forrester Says:

    bobby, you’re right. This crap has gone on too long. I was simply doing a favor and it got way out of hand. I might even be the biggest lying SOB since Bill C., but I did my original post for Monica and whether you think she’s a friend or not, that’s your call. In the PB Cyber Club, I as well as many other posters do interact with the models and enjoy simply chatting about everything from their careers to their likes and dislikes of most everything. It’s a community forum where some of the PB models do ask for support, but the favorite ones simply pop in for casual friendly on line chats. We have but one motto there and that is simply respect for both the models and our fellow posters. I’m leaving this site now, not because you think you’ve won, but because I prefer hanging out where I can enjoy the company of others and not have to fret over people like yourself. Sorry I had to put my “myspace” onto private, but several of my online friends advised me to do so. Take care, enjoy whatever kind of life you have and if you’re ever in El Paso, look me up……I’m there, somewhere…..

  47. Beano Says:

    “I’m leaving this site now, not because you think you’ve won, but because I prefer hanging out where I can enjoy the company of others…”

    He doesn’t have to think about it. He definitely won. This was like the first Clubber Lang/Rocky Balboa fight in Rocky III. You know, before Rocky went to the ghetto to learn how to fight dirty.

    Oooooh, I hope Evan goes to the ghetto to get some street cred. Look out, Bobby. He’ll be coming back for you.

    “Gonna bust you up.”

    “Go for it.”

    I give props to Evan, though, for taking such a beating and still trying to walk away with some dignity. Lucky for you there’s a Playboy Cyber Club waiting for you instead of a dying Mickey in the locker room.

  48. Jan H Says:

    Ok, I’ve been coming here the last couple of days just to get a laugh from this “discussion” but now that bobby & Evan has left the building(?) let’s get back to the topic:
    SPORTS TALK SHOW HOST HAS ACTUAL SEX WITH A PLAYBOY PLAYMATE

    #1 They didn’t have sex, so THAT’S A LIE. Monica has said so herself and I believe her over Pauly (or the author of this blog post for that matter)..

    #2 Monica is NOT A PLAYMATE. Putting words like “Sex, Playboy and Playmate” in the title of the post is just a way to get more traffic…

    Why not write about anyone of the actual 580+ Playmates who has had sex instead…? I’m sure there has been some sports related Playmate sex among those 580+!? 😀
    Oh, sorry I forgot… this blog post was about the sorry sob Pauly wanting (trying) to brag… 😛

  49. Jan H Says:

    One more thing… this blog post is filed under “Celebrity Sluts”.
    That’s very nice of you Mike… Maybe your lady friends likes to be called sluts but I’m quite sure Monica and others you write about do not! 😦

  50. mikeresponts Says:

    To all the people that have written regarding this topic:

    I appreciate your loyalty and devotion to the young lady. I’m sure you are making your comments with the very best of intentions. I certainly bear Ms. Chairez no ill will and wish her luck in her future endeavors.

    However, you need to be made aware of the following facts:

    1. The statement that Monica and Paul Howard had sex is not an allegation but rather a matter of fact. And public record. Just because Norm! writes something doesn’t make it true. Previous to being a blogger I worked as a talk show host for Lotus Broadcasting. During that time Ms, Chairez made several appearances on Paul Howard’s radio show. The topic of their sex life was a frequent topic of conversation. There was even one show that described the sounds Monica made in bed. Not only that, but besides Paul I know two Lotus broadcasters that used to be his roommates during the time he dated Monica Chairez. Both insist that the two had sex frequently. Why would they lie? I also received an incredibly disturbing e-mail from Monica’s current boyfriend acknowledging the two had sex.

    2. Sorry about my lack of porn knowledge. As it turns out, Ms. Chairez is by definition not a “playmate.” She is currently featured on the Latin Playboy online website. All of the pictures posted on my blog entry bear the Playboy logo.All of which put her squarely under the Playboy auspices. Ms. Chairez is NOT a centerfold but she is most certainly a Playboy model..

  51. Jan H Says:

    Nice of you to respond Mike. However, _even if_ some of the things you write about _is_ true, I can’t help wondering why you’d even write about them in the first place… Monica is hardly a “celebrity”. Most people haven’t even heard of her. Ever. So the only reason I can think of is that you’re helping your pal Paul to brag about how he had sex with a “Playmate”… Wow, you guys are sooooo cool. :irony: But you know, stuff like this can be hurtful for a young lady pursuing a career in modeling. 😦 I just think you should’ve known better Mike!

    And don’t be sorry about your lack of porn knowledge. Playboy is not porn per se. Playboy is art. 😉

    Playboy has a couple of websites where they look for and show potential Playmates and Monica appeared on the best one of those, but _only_ as a Coed of the Week, so far. I HOPE that she’ll get Playmate honors someday — yes, it’s an honor, there is only 12 each year, compared to 100+ Coeds/Cyber Girls and what not. Hundreds, maybe thousands of girls dream of becoming a Playmate. So it’s a great honor, and when Monica becomes one, the magazines will fly off the shelves lol!

    And when that time comes I DON’T WANT TO FIND all kinds of MEANINGLESS GOSSIP about her on sensationalist blogs like this!

  52. Evan Forrester Says:

    One more final set of words. FUCK YOU to all those that think your silly fucking remarks can hurt the Chairez family. So fucking what if Monica did the horizontal mambo with Pauly…….does than mean Mr. Chairez is unworthy of becoming a supreme court justice? Does it make Monica a “black sheep”? Fuck no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have 3 beautiful daughters that were sexually active prior to their marriages and that affected my huge kin of a family how? In no fucking way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    So, unless Pauly has done the sex thang with Monica’s father, who are any of you to judge her or demean her or her family?
    Now as to bobby and his campaign to try and break me, that’s pure shit. I’ve fought real men and never backed down. bobby is living in a world of massive delusions and I personally think he needs some serious mental help. So what if I write poetry. I have a creative knack. It might not be award winning, but its far better than sitting at a computer screen and getting off on trying to hurt an unknown person. As to my delusions of having online friends, I see nothing wrong in this. Thousands upon thousands of older men and women are out there and meeting some very incredible people. I enjoy the beauty of my model friends, but I enjoy their thoughts even more. I’m not out there seeking some bizarre online love connection, just enjoying my online connections with beautiful people.
    Now with all that said, I will finally call my part of this over.

  53. bobby Says:

    (sigh)
    do i really need to do this??
    (sigh)
    oh well…

    ok, kids
    i got a couple of questions
    couple things i think are curious
    help me out here if you can..
    (and don’t worry, little bitch, i aint forgot you…wait a sec)

    first of all, if anyone cares, the is the very FIRST time i’ve ever seen piggy (aka mike) respond to his own comment section!!! EVER!!!
    that’s a monumental occasion, be proud of yourselves

    for the record also, i’ve known piggy for like 10 years
    back when he drank, we used to troll the strip clubs
    he can tell ya some stories
    but knowing piggy, i’ll bet the article was just an excuse to link the pictures
    the story was just an afterthought
    which is FINE
    this is piggy’s blog and he can happily write what he wants
    (we still have a FIRST amendment, at least)
    but, like the rest of our world these days
    facts become a little hazy in the search of a good story
    i’m NOT defending it, just saying it exists
    in this case, everything piggy said is true and i know for a fact it is
    its the way he’s says it that pisses people off, as usual
    (yeah celebrity sluts is pretty outta line)

    i’ve heard the “sound effects” story more than a few times
    i chose not to say it before because this girl’s sex life is NONE OF MY BUSINESS!! (wish it was but it ain’t)
    which brings me to my questions…

    first, do you guys know her “girl of the week” week is over?
    and you’re STILL talking about this??
    what is the fascination in this country with playboy??
    did i miss something??
    ain’t playboy the pg-rated skin mag that doesn’t show any pussy??
    aint the playboy channel the pay channel that shows porn flicks WITH ALL THE PORN CUT OUT??
    aint the playboy club that bar at the palms that charges $30 a drink and the server is wearing more than the servers at oh, hooters, the MGM, anywhere..
    what is the fuckin fascination??
    anybody ever heard of larry fucking flynt??
    (swear its like living at the disney store at the mall sometimes)
    did we all forget PUSSY?
    when did we all become so fucking VANILLA?
    i appreciate a woman’s beauty also
    i just prefer to see her wrapped up with another pretty girl in a sweaty, clam-lapping, sloppy 69.. but that’s just me
    you don’t have to be like that
    i just like it better, thats all

    and another thing
    what the FUCK is the fascination in this country with MODELS??
    i know i’m living on the third mall from the sun
    but, fuck, america
    its just a pretty girl
    they’re just titties
    look around, there’s millions of them
    get the fuck over it already
    i know i’m trying to drain the ocean with a shotglass here but jeez…
    wonder why your kids are so fucked up and mine aren’t?
    take a wild guess..

    next…
    for those of you who might have missed this
    let uncle bobby let you in on something
    yesterday the congress passed and today your president signed a bill that basically repeals the 4th amendment of the fuckin CONSTITUTION
    (gee, unca bobby, what does that mean?)
    i’ll tell ya..
    that means..
    that your federal government now has the right to listen in (errr, wiretap)
    your phone calls AND EMAIL conversations WITHOUT A WARRANT under the guise of “homeland security”
    gee that sounds important, i should repeat that
    the federal government NOW has the right to subpeona your communications records, for any reason,.
    every phone call
    every email you send
    every webpage you look at
    and its all nice and legal and you have no recourse

    now, dont forget that habeus corpus was repealed recently also
    this means the feds
    (the same folks that brought you WACO)
    can take custody of you
    claim you’re a “terrorist”
    hold you without bail or a lawyer
    and now, use your phone and internet conversations against you in court
    if you even get that far
    this aint a conspiracy, kids, its LAW now..

    so,
    anybody concerned with this fact?
    anybody pissed off?
    anybody wanna trash a cop car?
    no…
    let’s all get upset about the sex life of a 22 year old girl from las vegas who we have a better chance of hitting the lottery than meeting EVER!!

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??
    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY??
    WHEN DID WE ALL BECOME A BUNCH OF FUCKING THONG SNIFFERS??
    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!

    ever heard that song “dirty little secret”?
    here’s mine
    sometimes i root for the terrorists to WIN..
    seriously
    and it doesnt make me happy to say that
    (see? i can write about stuff besides my little bitch.. which reminds me)

    lenny, lenny, lenny
    what the fuck is wrong with you?
    didn’t i tell you to go home and get your fuckin shinebox?
    what the fuck are you doing back here?
    where’s your fuckin’ shinebox?
    what?
    are you one of those kids that just can’t sleep right unless you’ve had a good beating?
    what the fuck is wrong with you?
    besides the PAINFULLY OBVIOUS at this point..
    i let it go, didn’t i??
    huh??
    i fucking let it go..
    i even gave you the last word!!!
    what the fuck are you doing here?

    and its not even your prescene that offends me…
    WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY NAME IN YOUR MOUTH ?
    AGAIN!!!
    you want some more, bitch?
    ok, you literally asked for it..

    first, if anyone would like to waste their time reading some of the god-awful, PIECE OF SHIT, prose i’ve ever seen in my whole fucking life, here

    http://poetrywithmeaning.com/authors/Evan%2045

    dont say i didn’t warn you
    hilarious knowing the source
    worse than VOGON poetry otherwise
    (absolute worst in the universe)

    now, having said that
    1) i don’t have to TRY and break you
    i’ve already done it
    i’m in your fucking head, now
    why else are you still talking about me?
    your previous posts reveal your “true self”
    like i said before
    YOU ARE A PHONY
    and i have been sent here to DESTROY you

    2) never backed down?
    you had to GO GET HELP!!!

    3) ” Thousands upon thousands of older men and women are out there and meeting some very incredible people.” yeah, and most of them are not pedophiles. but you?? she was 13 when you were 45, sir.. they got a name for that, y’know?? you say you got three daughters? well, you should know better, shouldn’t you?? would you be happy if some guy on myspace that was three times her age wanted to be her “friend”

    and if you think its ok, can i be her friend?
    how about a little consistency?

    i bet mr chairez would find your “affections” a little creepy as well
    do you get it yet?
    no, i’d doubt it..
    delusions indeed

    4) like the delusion that you are some kind of “knight in shining armor” riding to the defense of the poor helpless little maiden.
    first of all i know (girl x)
    and one thing she aint is helpless, trust me.
    so why do you keep rushing to the defense?
    and another thing, why do you keep doing it OVER AND OVER on several websites??
    what the fuck??
    knock it off, already
    you have gone from helpful
    to disturbing, very disturbing
    and coming from a bipolar, that says something

    “but she’s my friend….”
    “i wanna help…”
    there’s no need to fear, underdog is here…”
    “here i come to save the daaaay”
    go home…
    nobody fucking cares…
    least of all (girl x) i bet

    and by the way,
    5) ” So fucking what if Monica did the horizontal mambo with Pauly…….does than mean Mr. Chairez is unworthy of becoming a supreme court justice? ”
    (oooh, look who finally grew a pair)
    no, but it means running as a “morals” candidate and condoning his daughter’s “choice” makes him a hypocrite
    you would know that if you LIVED here
    and if you can’t see that i’m just wasting my time on you….again

    i don’t care about this little fool, lenny
    fuck off and die, for all i care
    JUST KEEP MY FUCKING NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
    unless you need another “verbal thrashing”
    now, ONCE AND FOR ALL…
    GO HOME (slap)
    AND GET (slap, slap)
    YOUR FUCKING (slap, slap)
    SHINEBOX!!!

  54. Tim Says:

    Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby

    That’s some funny shit! If people took this internet stuff seriously they might mistake you for a tough guy! (slap) That’s the funniest bit! Go buy a dog to kick. You’ll get more satisfaction. This just makes you look like a pussy.

  55. Evan Forrester Says:

    B
    O
    B
    B
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    just rolling that asinine name around delights my palette. bobby….bobby…boring boy…….hmm…combining “boring” and “boy” you actually do get “bobby”…..what a coincidence…
    I deeply appreciate you putting my poetry link up. Hopefully others will visit there and simply enjoy my meager attempts at rhyme. bobby, bobby, boring boy, if this is your best shot at me I’m truly disappointed. Your assault lacked any balls at all. Must be your bipolarism acting up, yes? Take your meds and try again.

  56. Chris Says:

    Once again, Evan who claims not to care keeps on coming back to post his nonsense. So a girl who posed for playboy “reached out” for your help cuz a couple of gossip sites reported on something. I’d hate to see what would happen when a real problem needs your assistance Evan. You claim you’re doing this to bring attention away from Monica and on to yourself, like most people give a rats ass about the comments posted on an article. Get a life Evan, please.

  57. Evan Forrester Says:

    Chris, are you a f*ck bud of bobby’s? If not, then why are you bothering to post here towards me? I have a life thank you, 5 kids, 22 grandkids and 4 greatgrandkids. No life? How silly of you to think that. Now you and bobby quietly go do whatever you all do together, k?………ta-ta

  58. Chris Says:

    I don’t know who Bobby is, and as a matter of fact I think its hilariously pathetic how you two are going back and forth at one another. You both are proving you have no lives.

    Great you have 5 kids, so you got laid 5 times in life, lets applaud your manly efforts. IF you think you’re making one bit of a difference in the amount of press this girl gets, you’re out of your goddam mind. These types of articles will continue to get posted, no matter how much you bitch and moan about it. You sound like a jealous boyfriend more than anything and I don’t think Monica is currently with you…

  59. nick Says:

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  60. Sherri bohn Says:

    WOW!! What a loser!! You have to make up liasons to make yourself look like something!! You’ve fucked with people I care about!! You and a playmate HAHA!! Your too damn ugly plus your dick is small!!! Leave Monica alone…she doesn’t want a loser like you!! Stick to the 1$ hookers that your used to. You want to come out and play? You have me e~mail bitch! Let’s see if you have the balls to answer!! LOL! I doubt it!! I dare you!! Buzz me..you’ll never be the same!! What a fuck wad!!

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