HIPPIE SEATTLE BUREAUCRATS WANT TO BAN BEACH FIRES (THEY CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING)

AGAINST THE LAW: SEATTLE POLITICIANS SEEK TO BAN BEACH BONFIRES

The hippie morons who run Seattle strike again!

City bureaucrats are meeting later this month to decide whether to ban beach bonfires.

I’m looking at the weather page for Seattle. It’s currently 47 degrees. The “feels like” index is in the 30’s. And, of course, it’s overcast and drizzling. In June. Perfect fire weather, right? Not so fast.

According to today’s Seattle Post Intelligencer:

Seattle Parks and Recreation might do what even this week’s chilly weather couldn’t — douse the long tradition of beach bonfires.

Park department staff is recommending reducing bonfires at the two beaches this summer and possibly banning them altogether next year.

The park board will hear the recommendation Thursday, and the city plans to run public-service announcements and hand out brochures later this month about the effects of bonfires on global warming.

According to a memo to the park board from the staff released Thursday, “The overall policy question for the Board is whether it is good policy for Seattle Parks to continue public beach fires when the carbon … emissions produced by thousands of beach fires per year contributes to global warming.”

What a bunch of Communists! They’re actually thinking of banning bonfires to save the world from global warming. Jesus!

And if you think NOBODY would be that stupid, think again. These are the same politicians that have already banned certain runs of the Seattle fairies because they feared the wake of the boats (which move less than 10 miles per hour) might cause beach erosion.

By the way, any time you live in a city where you have to worry about running the “feels like” index in the paper every day in June ENOUGH with the fire banning.

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3 Responses to “HIPPIE SEATTLE BUREAUCRATS WANT TO BAN BEACH FIRES (THEY CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING)”

  1. Troy Says:

    Earth-caring Seattle citizens should set the example and ban all CO2 emissions.

    I think that banning bonfires in Seattle is a great idea since the liberals in that state get a dose of their own medicine concerning the global warming fraud. Next, I hope they outlaw (or severely increase taxes on ) cars in Washington state. It would serve the citizens right. Ha ha ha!! I just love it when the liberal and refuted idea of man-made global warming, which was designed to destroy capitalism and take away citizens’ rights, BACKFIRES and takes away their rights!!!

    Let’s also shut down the space program!!! Did you see all the pollution that the space shuttle made on takeoff the other day!!! Shut’er down!!!!

    Also, the Seattle Mariners and the Seattle Seahawks must be REALLY causing global warming with the airplane-driven travel schedule. Shut’em down!!!! No more sports teams!!!

    Let’s make Seattle TOTALLY CO2 free !!! Okay, Seattle liberals let’s take your global-warming ideas seriously. I want those iron fire pits OFF that beach now. Let’s all wear a silver ribbon until the Seattle fire pits are gone. Yeeeehhhh!!!

  2. DRILLING FOR OIL IN BACKYARD Says:

    WOW TO ALL THE EXTREME ENVIRONMENTALISTS I JUST CLEANED OUT MY SUV RUNNING IT AS HARD AS IT WOULD GO & I’M HOME NOW & I LEFT THE THING IDLING I’M GONNA BUILD A FIRE & THROW ON A TIRE COME GET ME

  3. On the Politics of Fear « Jenkins Family Blog Says:

    […] warming. And they do it to justify government intrusions into the most basic aspects of human life (Seattle’s ban of beach fires comes immediately to […]

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