UNBELIEVABLE: SEATTLE MAN GETS SEX PRETENDING TO BE JEFF TURNER AND TODD LICHTI

THE FAKE JEFF TURNER

Today’s Seattle Post Intelligencer has a front page story about a Seattle man who lied to women he met on Craigslist about being an employee of the Seattle SuperSonics in order to get sex.

According to the P.I.:

For months, a Boston-area woman thought she was dating a Sonics front-office employee and former NBA player named Jeff Turner, a handsome, 6-foot-8 40-something who was polite, compassionate and respectful. She thought she had scored a figurative slam-dunk in the Internet dating game.

But when the man she was falling for suddenly left his Somerville, Mass., home and stayed away for three weeks, the woman became suspicious. A Google search helped her discover that this man was not Jeff Turner, but a habitual impostor who had been posing as a Sonics employee for the past several months.

The best part of the story is the man ADMITTED TO THE PAPER that he lied-in order to get laid,

 

“I am going to be honest with you. I don’t work for them…I lied to her. Does that mean I can go out there and represent the Sonics? No. Does that mean that I did it to get some (sex)? Absolutely.”

The man (who is 6’8″) reportedly also pretended to be former NBA player Todd Lichti.

I don’t know what’s more unbelievable 1) You can get laid pretending to be NBA bust Jeff Turner 2) You can get laid in Seattle pretending to work for the Sonics or 3) You admit the whole thing to the local paper AND pose for a picture.

THE REAL JEFF TURNER

THE REAL TODD LICHTI

 

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