DAILY AMY: DOES AMY WINEHOUSE WEAR A DIAPER WHEN SHE PARTIES?

AMY WINEHOUSE VAG SHOT-NOT WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING

Holy God! Every single time we post a story about singer Amy Winehouse they get weirder and weirder.

A German newspaper ran a story about Winehouse WEARING DIAPERS when she parties. I’m not up on my German but if you’re interested click: HERE

It doesn’t really matter since this is yet another Amy story where the pictures tell it all.

So, here you go. How to Party Like A Rock Star-Amy Style:

 

Step 1: Leave house with appropriate party attire (including hair bow featuring name of your incarcerated husband)

Step 2: Attach special undergarments. You can now drink until you piss yourself. Literally.

Step 3: Arrive at club. Drink and take drugs. Repeat. Drink and take drugs. Repeat. Drink and …

 

Step 4: MIngle and finish every bottle of booze in sight

 Step 5: Schmooze dorky record company exec so you continue to receive money to buy booze and drugs

Step 6: When you can barely stand leave club. Make sure YOU’RE the one driving.

Step 7: Drunkenly accost paparazzi

Step 8: Enter vehicle making sure special Amy-proof diaper is still attached

Step 9: Drive home before you black out

 

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9 Responses to “DAILY AMY: DOES AMY WINEHOUSE WEAR A DIAPER WHEN SHE PARTIES?”

  1. Clay Vegas Says:

    Amy Winehouse: Another reason why the Grammys are totally, complete bullshit.

  2. mclassen Says:

    Amy Winehouse, proving there’s somebody weirder than Michael Jackson. Way to go. She parties so hard, she already looks like Keith Richards.

    Midnight Ramblings

  3. Vincenzo Says:

    i find it interesting that step 7 features censorship of the paparazis’ identities

  4. bobby Says:

    she reminds me of a horse that needs to be put out of its misery

  5. Victoriah Nichole Little Says:

    … That looks nothing like a diaper, and yes, I would know.

  6. Heather Says:

    Yes, Vincenzo, it is interesting that nothing that Amy’s got is private, including her crotch which I’m sure she was too wasted to know she was flashing. yes, let’s protect the identities of the 200-lb losers who forego normal living to camp outside Winehouse’s Camden flat day and life. I mean, WTF? If you show her bum, at least show their friggin’ faces, they are the ones that photographed it, and if you do that for a living, shouldn’t you be proud of it enough to plaster your name and face all over it? They are such predators; poor Amy. The rest of us get to be a private mess, but she’s getting grilled and grilled and skewered over again for being twenty something and not having her stuff together. What a crazy, unhappy world we live in.

  7. M Says:

    LOL. I can’t believe shes actually wearing a diaper..

  8. confused Says:

    poopoo

  9. cameron Says:

    ah christ it aint a damn diaper, its some frilly ass underwear. diapers arent that thin you idiots.

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