LAWYERS ARE SCUM: EXAMPLE NUMBER 55,785,486

 

 

Led by their scumbag lawyers, a group of New Mexico citizens is suing the city of Santa Fe. They claim they’re being “discriminated” against because they’re allergic to the city’s wireless Internet signal.

The group wants an end to the city’s Wi-Fi and (of course) monetary damages. They claim that putting up Wi-Fi in public places is a violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act.

Members of the group say they are highly sensitive to certain types of electric fields, including wireless Internet and cell phones.

If the skeezy lawyers in New Mexico win this lawsuit it is expected to open the door for suing cell phone companies and bring in untold millions of dollars for personal injury lawyers.

Said one city council member in Santa Fe,

“It’s not 1692, it’s 2008. Santa Fe needs to embrace this technology, it’s not going away,”

 

Tags: ,

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: