Actress Scarlett Johansson has her new album coming out today. She’s trying to become SINGER Scarlett Johansson.

After giving it a listen I would have only one question. How can a woman THIS hot sound so mannish?

Johansson’s album is no Hillary Duff popfest. It’s also unlike efforts by celebrity whores Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton where producers filled the music with techno and studio effects to hide the complete lack of talent by the artist.

No, Johansson’s music is like a Bob Dylan impersonation. Unfortunately a very BAD Bob Dylan impersonation. I’m not sure Johansson even cares if the album is commercially successful. She’s just making music that she likes.

Scarlett Johansson has made tens of millions of dollars and is about to get married. She doesn’t give a damn what you think. Or critics. Good for her.

Bad for you.

To listen to a cut on Scarlett Johansson’s new album click:   HERE

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