FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ALWAYS WONDERED, “WHAT COLOR IS JASON GIAMBI’S THONG?”

JASON GIAMBI

New York Yankees slugger Jason Giambi is not a handsome man.

That’s what makes this story disturbing on a couple of different levels.

Jason Giambi is also not a smart man. That’s why he gave an interview to an online Conde Nast publication called Portfolio.com. In the article that came out of that interview Giambi manages to come across as a combination of biker/rock star/sexual deviant and crazy rich guy.

The article is quick to point out that Giambi is currently hitting .170 and makes $23 million dollars this season in what could be the final year of a $123 million contract. With that setup writer Frank Lidz somehow got Giambi to tell him what he does to break out of a slump.

It’s not pretty.

Giambi says whenever he’s in a long slump he wears a gold lame’, tiger-striped thong under his New York Yankees uniform. I’m not sure that falls within the Yankee dress code.

 

 

 

 

 

Giambi then makes a couple more confessions to Lidz. According to Lidz Giambi told him,

 

He loves strip joints, cites Letters to Penthouse as his favorite work of literature, and lives by the motto “Party like a rock star, hammer like a porn star, rake like an all-star.”

 

JASON GIAMBI PARTIES LIKE A ROCK STAR

In the article Giambi seems to sense that his time with the Yankees (and maybe even his career) is drawing towards an end,

 

“I’m a year older than Mickey Mantle was in his final game,” he says. “My teammates used to call me the Modern-day Mick because I could play all day and party all night.”

 

And what does Giambi think about the possible end of his career?

 

“I could care less. As long as I can have a fast boat and a margarita machine and can light my hair on fire, I’ll be just fine.”

And just like that Giambi will take his gold lame thong underwear with the tiger stripes and ride off into the sunset.

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3 Responses to “FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ALWAYS WONDERED, “WHAT COLOR IS JASON GIAMBI’S THONG?””

  1. topofthethread Says:

    Agreed. What is he thinking?

    We have a picture of Giambi wearing his thong..

    http://topofthethread.wordpress.com/todays-fav-photo/

  2. FIRST PICTURE OF JASON GIAMBI’S SLUMPBUSTING GOLD THONG « Mike Responts: The Blog Says:

    […] Jason Giambi’s underwear is still in the news following this story we had last week. […]

  3. TopOfTheThread Says:

    Jason Giambi is quietly haveing a good year. We, as Yankee fans, actually need him!

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