For those of you guys out there who were thinking you still had a shot…

Actress and alleged singer Scarlett Johansson is marrying 31-year-old actor Ryan Reynolds. The announcement was made by Johansson’s publicist yesterday.

I was just about to say how Johansson was past her prime anyway and how she was recently dropped from a movie role because she was “too old” at 23. And how much her last music video sucked. But…

Never mind.

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