DAILY AMY: WINEHOUSE ARRESTED

A HAMMERED AMY WINEHOUSE WALKS INTO A POLE. THE SUN IS THERE

On Thursday the British tabloid The Sun came out with a blow-by-blow account of singer Amy Winehouse’s night on the town. The Sun labeled it, “Amy’s Most Depraved Night Yet.” THAT’S quite an accomplishment!

Winehouse HEADBUTTED one man (who was trying to call her a cab) and PUNCHED ANOTHER in the face. She later did drugs in front of a reporter from the Sun and WALKED INTO A POLE. All of this was caught by a Sun photographer.

Today Winehouse was arrested for assault by London authorities. Probably because the Sun had an interview with one of the guys she punched complete with PICTURES. She is currently in jail.

Once again kiddies: Don’t Do Drugs!

 

At one point in the evening Winehouse reportedly screamed,

 “I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs.”

Things have gotten so bad that Winehouse’s mother-in-law is calling for her son to divorce the troubled singer. And he’s in PRISON!

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