KURT COBAIN IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE

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It’s hard to believe, but Kurt Cobain of Nirvana has been dead for almost 14 years.

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And, (as comedian/professional roaster, Jeffrey Ross, has said) it’s also hard to believe “He still looks better than Courtney Love.”

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Love, of course, is Cobain’s drug addict ex-wife. This week she proved what a Hole she really is.

Love sold the rights to Cobain’s name to Converse. They, in turn, just debuted the KURT COBAIN SNEAKER.

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Great! That’s what Nirvana was all about, COMMERCIALISM.

Last year, Cobain was # 1 on the Forbes magazine list of “top earning dead celebrities.” His estate brought in $50 million. That’s more than Elvis made. Just how bad does Love’s dealer Courtney need the money?

In retrospect, maybe Yoko Ono wasn’t such a bitch after all.

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But hey, there’s an anti-corporate slogan on the inside of the corporation’s shoe, so I’m sure Cobain would’ve been ok with this.

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It’s a good thing Cobain isn’t alive to see THIS. I mean, he’d just have to shoot himself in the head AGAIN!

It beats being married to Courtney Love.

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