CAN REGGIE BUSH SAVE HIS WORTHLESS FOOTBALL CAREER?

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ProFootballTalk has a story today that indicates New Orleans Saints running back, Reggie Bush, may actually be getting serious about his thusfar mediocre NFL career.

Before now, Bush has been busy with things other than football:

Leeching free Hummers

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Outrunning pop machines

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Not to mention people he took money from while in college

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Lying to the NCAA

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Pursuing his acting and male model careers

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Trying to stop his Heisman Trophy from being repossessed

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and most importantly, BANGING KIM KARDASHIAN and her sweet, sexy, bulbous ass

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That leaves little time for anything else (like training, or working on your declining football skills.) And who can blame the guy?

I’m sure just BANGING KIM KARDASHIAN is pretty much a full time job.

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According to ProFootballTalk, for the first time ever, Bush will now be  participating in the team’s off-season conditioning program.

Saints coach Sean Payton says he’s expecting Bush to participate fully in team workouts this off-season.

It’s about time Bush realized he’s a football player FIRST. That’s the only way he can continue to make enough money to keep BANGING KIM KARDASHIAN’S SWEET, SEXY BULBOUS ASS.

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