Posts Tagged ‘Roger Clemens’

BUSTED! ROGER CLEMENS RECEIVED HGH IN THE MAIL

July 16, 2008

PERJURER AND DEFILER OF 15-YEAR-OLD GIRLS “MR. CLEMENS” TESTIFIES BEFORE CONGRESS

Today’s New York Daily News has a story that blows pitcher Roger Clemens and the chance that he WASN’T lying to Congress pretty much out of the water.

Confessed steroid dealer Kirk Radowski has reportedly provided the government with proof that he shipped HGH to the house of the former MLB pitcher. While testifying before Congress, Clemens earlier this year denied UNDER OATH that he ever used performance enhancing drugs.

Radowski, who received probation after cooperating with MLB and the Feds, produced shipping invoices for two orders of HGH that he sent to Clemens’ house in Clemens’ name. Radowski’s records and testimony back up former trainer Brian McNamee and his contention that Clemens used illegal performance enhancing drugs.

DNA test results on used needles and other steroid items used by Clemens also will reportedly implicate the pitcher and subject him to possible charges of perjury and lying to Congress.

Radomski says he found the shipping invoice recently under a broken tv.

 

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E-MAILS TO McNAMEE REVEAL CLEMENS CAN’T SPELL THE WORD “DOUCHEBAG”

July 6, 2008

 

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The Smoking Gun has obtained copies of several e-mails exchanged between former pitcher Roger Clemens and his onetime-personal-trainer-turned-government-informer, Brian McNamee.

The e-mails don’t reveal much, other than Clemens is a really bad speller:

BRIEF CLAIMS STEROID SYRINGE TESTS POSITIVE FOR ROGER CLEMENS’ DNA

July 3, 2008

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The lawyers of Brian McNamee say steroid syringes and other items the personal trainer gave to the Feds will test positive for pitcher Roger Clemens’ DNA. The attorneys made the claim in a brief filed in court today.

The lawyers are trying to get Clemens’ defamation lawsuit against McNamee thrown out of court. They claim once the results of the DNA tests are revealed they will prove their client is innocent. Clemens gave federal investigators bloody syringes and gauze that he claims Roger Clemens used to shoot up with illegal steroids. Here’s an actual picture of the syringes and other items that was submitted to Congress:

There was one other interesting item in today’s brief. The attorneys claim McNamee is suffering extreme financial “distress” since he testified against Clemens. From January through June of 2008, McNamee, the one-time personal trainer to the stars, earned a reported TOTAL of $3,000 in income.

DID BASEBALL PLAYERS USE VIAGRA AS A PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUG? (NOT THAT KIND OF PERFORMANCE)

June 10, 2008

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According to a report in today’s New York Daily News, several Major League Baseball players used the sexual enhancement drug Viagra in an effort to enhance their performance on the field.

The Daily News says former pitcher Roger Clemens was one of those players,

 

Roger Clemens, whose claims he never took steroids are under federal investigation, has apparently discovered the benefits of another performance-enhancing drug sweeping the sports world – Viagra. Clemens stashed the clearly marked, diamond-shaped pills in a GNC vitamin bottle in his locker at Yankee Stadium, according to a source familiar with the clubhouse, perhaps keeping the drug undercover to avoid the inevitable wisecracks about all the girlfriends he needed to please.

ROGER CLEMENS USED VIAGRA AS A PERFORMANCE ENHANCER (AND NOT JUST WITH 15-YEAR-OLD GIRLFRIENDS)

ENOUGH ALREADY!

May 4, 2008

WITH ALL THOSE MISTRESSES HOW DID ROGER CLEMENS FIND TIME FOR A WIFE?

Yawn! Another day another story about Roger Clemens and his affairs.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m as interested in scandal and dirt as much as the next person. And if it wasn’t for the revelation of abhorrent behavior I wouldn’t even HAVE a blog. But, ENOUGH already with the stories about Roger Clemens’ penis.

The New York Daily News has another article today about Roger Clemens cheating on his wife. It’s the seventh day in a row that the newspaper has run a story on this topic. Today the Daily News interviewed the mother of one of Clemens’ mistresses. Nice touch.

I know it’s been seven days in a row of Clemensgate because the Daily News ran a graphic next to the Clemens story that said: Day 7. Enough. I cared the first three days. Maybe four. Now the paper is just piling on.

Worse, the Daily News is devoting so much of the paper’s resources to these silly issues. The problem is they hired an entire TEAM of investigative reporters to cover the steroids issue. The Daily News is not only paying these reporters handsomely they spent money promoting and marketing their new “I-team.” They even gave them their own logo:

 What happened after spending all this money? The newspaper found their readers DON’T CARE about the steroids issue. No matter how many times you write about steroids or what stories you break on the topic, nobody cares. It literally doesn’t matter how salacious or scandalous the stories are about baseball players using steroids IT WON’T SELL NEWSPAPERS. Stories about Roger Clemens boning some 15-year-old or blonde fat chick MIGHT. Sex sells. That’s why we get Roger Clemens cheating on his wife: Day 7. Or day 15. Let’s certainly hope it doesn’t come to that.

If the Daily News really wants to sell a lot of newspapers they should not worry about Roger Clemens’ sexlife. They just need to go hire the headline writers from their cross city rival the New York Post.

MORE ROGERING BY CLEMENS

May 1, 2008

FAT MISTRESS # 1: FORMER NEW YORK BARTENDER ANGELA MOYER

The New York Daily News has a story today on MORE women that former Major League pitcher Roger Clemens was having sex with while he was married.

The good news for Clemens is this time all of the women are over 15. The bad news is he was knocking down about the same caliber of fat girls as you or ME.

The Daily News article says Clemens was sleeping with this woman:

Angela Moyer is currently a real estate dealer in Pennsylvania. She met Clemens while tending bar in New York. She issued a terse “no comment” to the Daily News when asked about Clemens. Too bad. It’s a REALLY tight sub-prime market. She probably should have offered to do a photo shoot.

Clemens was also linked to one of golfer John Daly’s blonde ex-wives:

FAT MISTRESS # 2: PAULETTE DEAN DALY

Paulette Dean Daly met her famous golfer husband when she was a PGA tour event “party co-ordinator.” She reportedly had a decade long affair with Clemens and took money from the pitcher as one of his kept women. She is at least the SECOND woman that Clemens had a decade long affair with. Clemens apparently had more loyalty to his mistresses than his wife.

When contacted by the Daily News she said,

“I know Roger. I consider him a good friend. That’s all I’m comfortable saying.”

Apparently she’s NOT COMFORTABLE saying,

“I’m a slut who takes money from married men for having sex with them.”

Paulette Dean Daly has another trait admirable in a mistress. The absolute ability to focus on her man no matter what else is going on around them:

Why is all of this information on Clemens coming out NOW? Simple: it’s being leaked to the media by Brian McNamee’s lawyers. Clemens idiotically decided to sue his former trainer after he testified about the pitcher’s steroid use. Clemens’ lawyers attacked McNamee’s character and credibility. This is TIT for tat. Literally.

One of Brian McNamee’s gleeful lawyers, Ernest Nargi, says his side will “pursue sworn testimony” from EVERY mistress they find.

In any court, and in any deposition, this would be explored – it goes to the heart of the truth,” Nargi said. “If he’s not going to be honest with his wife, who is he going to be honest with? He’s taken a vow with his wife.”

Nargi couldn’t resist getting in this dig:

‘How many women are there? A girl a day? Every 15 minutes is one going to materialize from a bar or a trailer?”

Hey, if you’re going to cheat on your wife with John Daly’s leftovers this is what you get!

 

FORGET THE STEROIDS: NEWSPAPER CLAIMS ROGER CLEMENS HAD AFFAIR WITH 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL

April 28, 2008

FAT, DRUG-USING, PERVERT ROGER CLEMENS

Today’s New York Daily News claims that former Major League pitcher, Roger Clemens, had a decade-long affair with country singer, Mindy McCready. The paper also claims the affair started when McCready was 15-years-old.

TROUBLED COUNTRY SINGER MINDY McCREADY

According to the New York Daily News, Clemens wife, Debbie, not only knew about the affair, but was aware that McCready traveled with Clemens on his personal plane. They also speculate that McCready herself may be coming forward with details of the affair in an effort to revive her floundering singing career. The Daily News says,

“details of the affair could surface in several media projects that McCready is involved with – including a documentary that begins filming today in Nashville, a new album and a reality show.”

The paper says McCready “is attempting a career comeback following a string of legal and personal woes.” According to the Daily News, those “woes” read like a list from a bad Country and Western song and include:

There was a 2004 arrest for prescription fraud. A near-overdose while pregnant. A guilty plea by McKnight  [her former husband] for assaulting McCready. And her stint in a Tennessee jail last year after violating probation, for allegedly hitting her mother in Florida…”

Clemens’ idiot lawyer, Rusty Hardin, confirmed that the pitcher has “a long-term relationship” with McCready but denied it was sexual, calling her a “friend of the family.” Hardin, probably the dumbest lawyer in America, is the individual who suggested Clemens sue whistle-blower, Brian McNamee, over allegations of Clemens’ steroid use.

By filing his lawsuit against his former trainer, Clemens has opened himself up for potential legal ramifications. McNamee’s attorneys are now free to depose ANYONE they chose regarding Clemens’ behavior and character. One of McNamee’s lawyers is already on record as saying he wouldn’t hesitate to use Clemens affair against the pitcher,

“The issue in Roger’s suit against McNamee is Roger’s reputation and how it has been damaged. If it’s proved that he’s a philanderer, his reputation is already damaged. When you sue for defamation, you put your whole reputation in the community at issue. Anything is fair game, including his claim of sanctimonious purity. We would cross-examine him and other witnesses who might impact on his alleged behavior. We would probably subpoena her and witnesses who knew [of the relationship]. He’s a ‘family man’ – he implies that. It’s about what his damages are. All is fair game.”

THE OTHER BLONDE IN ROGER CLEMENS’ LIFE: HIS WIFE, DEBBIE

UNSEXIEST MAN OF THE YEAR

March 28, 2008

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Roger Clemens has been named the “Unsexiest Man of the Year” by the Boston Phoenix. Labeling him “a cheater, a liar, a substance abuser and a person who would throw . . . even his wife under the bus,” the alternative weekly’s editor, Lance Gould, says, “If that’s not unsexy, I don’t know what is.”

Clemens beat out Idaho Senator  and bathroom stall legend, Larry Craig, among others.

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Roger Clemens: Shut The Hell Up

March 7, 2008

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Watch Roger Clemens flub an underhanded, softball question from Congress. 

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