Posts Tagged ‘Milwaukee Brewers’

PRINCE FIELDER FIGHTS TEAMMATE

August 5, 2008

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Milwaukee first baseman Prince Fielder goes after teammate pitcher Manny Parra in the Brewers dugout.

Story and video:    HERE

 

“SMALL MARKET” MY ASS

July 6, 2008

C.C. SABATHIA

The Milwaukee Brewers today exploded the myth of the “small market” baseball team forever.

The Brewers have reportedly agreed on a deal to acquire pitcher C.C. Sabathia from the Cleveland Indians. The deal would be centered around Double A outfielder Matt LaPorta. The Indians will also get an additional pair of undisclosed minor leaguers.

MILWAUKEE BREWERS FANS TAUNT AND TORTURE DRUNK PASSED OUT GUY

May 9, 2008

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SLOW START HAS MILWAUKEE FANS SAYING, “HEY PRINCE, EAT A CHEESEBURGER!”

April 12, 2008

 

This spring power-hitting Milwaukee Brewers first baseman, Prince Fielder, decided to become a vegetarian.

So far this season Fielder (who hit 50 home runs last year) has been lacking in power. This has Milwaukee fans SCREAMING for Fielder to return to his previous dietary ways. Fielder has more strikeouts than RBI’s this season and his slugging percentage of .324 is about half what it was last season. And he has not hit a home run through the team’s first nine games.

Fans have literally been yelling, “Eat a cheeseburger!” at Fielder.

FAT VEGETARIAN

March 22, 2008

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According to Yahoo! Sports, what’s the most “talked-about” story in baseball this spring?

It’s Milwaukee Brewers fat first baseman, Prince Fielder, going vegetarian. Fielder has announced that he is now a full-time vegetarian. The All-Star says he made the decision after reading a book called Skinny Bitch, which advocates a vegan lifestyle while decrying the animal cruelty that goes on in factory farms.

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“After reading that, (meat) just didn’t sound good to me anymore,” Fielder explained. “It grossed me out a little bit. It’s not a diet thing or anything like that. I don’t miss it at all.”

It’s all anyone ever wants to ask about, anymore,” said teammate, Craig Counsell, who lockers next to Fielder.

Reporters are even updating their readers with daily reports on what Fielder had for lunch.

Today’s menu included a fruit smoothie and vegetarian chili.

Yahoo! has taken the topic so seriously that they’ve come up with  a list of Prince Fielder recipes.

I suggest you stay away from the White Bean, Tomato and Goat Cheese pizza.


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