Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Sluts’

MEOW!!…RICHARDS/SHEEN FEUD GETS UGLIER AND UGLIER

May 23, 2008

DENISE RICHARDS

Hollywood’s real-life version of War of the Roses continues to escalate. Actor Charlie Sheen seemed to get the upper hand yesterday when his camp revealed an e-mail in which his ex-wife, actress Denise Richards, appears to BEG Sheen for a sample of his sperm so that she can have another child. Richards was ambushed by the e-mail in an interview with Matt Lauer on The Today Show.

Now it’s Richards’ turn to hit back. Right below the belt. First, in an interview with the New York Post, Richards denies wanting Sheen’s sperm to father another child saying,

 

“I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm.”

 

Richards also says Sheen sent her an obscene text message last week that said,

 

“I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you f*&#ing whore.”

Richards’ mother died of cancer.

 

ACTOR CHARLIE SHEEN: AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH THE IN-LAWS

MORE PICS OF KOBE BRYANT’S ALLEGED MISTRESS VANESSA CURRY

May 22, 2008

 

 

LESBIAN LOVE TRIANGLE

May 22, 2008

BUSTED

Actress Jodie Foster has been caught cheating on her long-time lesbian lover.

Foster has been fooling around with this woman:

CINDY MORT: LESBIAN HOMEWRECKER

Cindy Mort is a Hollywood producer and writer who worked with Foster on the film “The Brave One.”

Foster was with her domestic partner, Cydney Bernard, for 14 years. The couple has two children together.

JODIE FOSTER: OUT WITH THE OLD (LESBIAN)

DENISE RICHARDS BEGS FOR SPERM

May 22, 2008

DENISE RICHARDS

The Charlie Sheen/Denise Richards Tabloid War is off to a rousing start. Predictably, things are getting real ugly real fast.

Yesterday, over breakfast, millions of Americans were able to watch Matt Lauer grill Richards about sperm on The Today Show. Sheen’s lawyers leaked an e-mail to the media in which Richards BEGS Sheen for a sperm donation because she wanted to have another child.

Richards denies writing the e-mail and now says it was doctored.

Sheen’s defense is basically that Richards is a crazy bitch,

“Her claims that her e-mail has been fabricated or altered in any way to create this story are absurd. The mere fact that she continues to publicly discuss and harass both Brooke and me three years after our separation, which for the record is longer than the actual length of the marriage, is beyond desperate and speaks volumes.”

I don’t know who’s telling the truth and who’s lying in this sordid battle. Frankly, I don’t care. I just know this gives me a chance to post another picture of Denise Richards in a bikini.

STARBUCKS BARISTA TRIES TO FATTEN UP OLSEN TWINS

May 21, 2008

ANOREXIC SKANKS MARY KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN

 

OK! magazine had this story originally. It was recapped by msnbc.com:

 

De facto Starbucks spokes-twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen might have a scandal on their hands. A former barista from the Olsen’s oft-frequented Starbucks in New York’s West Village allegedly used to swap out skim milk for the full-fat variety when the girls came by for their caffeine fix, reports OK! magazine.

The twins regularly ordered Grande nonfat lattes, but according to the Starbucks snitch, “the barista thought the Olsens were too thin, so whenever they ordered their usual drink, he would replace the skim milk with full-fat,” the source told the magazine.

 

FILTHIEST SONG OF THE DAY

May 21, 2008

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Reality tv “star” and MySpace Queen Tila Tequila has a new single out. It’s a duet with Beau Dozier.

The song includes the lyrics,

 

“I like to F*&k, suck c*#k til I hurl. I’d like to f*$@ everybody in the world.”

TILA TEQUILA

BRITNEY SPEARS IS A FATASS. LITERALLY

May 20, 2008

SCARLETT JOHANSSON’S FIRST ALBUM IS OUT TODAY

May 20, 2008

 Actress Scarlett Johansson has her new album coming out today. She’s trying to become SINGER Scarlett Johansson.

After giving it a listen I would have only one question. How can a woman THIS hot sound so mannish?

Johansson’s album is no Hillary Duff popfest. It’s also unlike efforts by celebrity whores Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton where producers filled the music with techno and studio effects to hide the complete lack of talent by the artist.

No, Johansson’s music is like a Bob Dylan impersonation. Unfortunately a very BAD Bob Dylan impersonation. I’m not sure Johansson even cares if the album is commercially successful. She’s just making music that she likes.

Scarlett Johansson has made tens of millions of dollars and is about to get married. She doesn’t give a damn what you think. Or critics. Good for her.

Bad for you.

To listen to a cut on Scarlett Johansson’s new album click:   HERE

WEDDING, PROM, OR CORONATION ?

May 19, 2008

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ASHLEE SIMPSON WEDDING PICTURE

Ashlee Simpson is even less talented than her big-boobed, crazy, quarterback-chasing sister.

Now, she’s officially married. Simpson exchanged nuptuals (and body fluids) with fellow celebrity retard Pete Wentz over the weekend.

To get a look at the dumbest wedding pictures you’ve ever seen click:     HERE

ANOTHER PICTURE OF BRITNEY SPEARS BEING FAT

May 19, 2008


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