Posts Tagged ‘Ashley Alexandra Dupre’

LATEST CELEBRITY TO SLEEP WITH A MARRIED GUY: HOOKER ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE

July 25, 2008

WHORE AND ADULTERER ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE

Today’s New York Post has the story of famed prostitute Ashley Alexandra Dupre “catting around” with a rich New Jersey businessman. The tabloid followed the couple for 24 hours and got tons of pictures.

 

FAMED HOOKER ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE AT THE BEACH THIS WEEKEND

June 10, 2008

ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE

 

FIRST NEW PICS OF GOV’S HO SINCE SCANDAL

May 15, 2008

THE NEW YORK POST TODAY CARRIED THE FIRST NEW PHOTOS OF HOOKER ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE SINCE THE SEX SCANDAL WITH FORMER GOVERNOR ELIOT SPITZER ERUPTED

Despite reports of multi-million dollar offers, Dupre is reportedly living in this New Jersey home with her parents. She took the bus from New Jersey to the Port Authority for her first public appearance since the scandal yesterday.

MATCH MADE IN HELL

March 29, 2008

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I’m officially going to puke.

 People magazine continues its endless shilling for America’s Prostitute, Ashley Alexandra Dupre. For some inexplicable reason, the celebrity mag has went out of its way to portray the scandalized prostitute in an incredibly favorable light.

People has been a virtual PR machine for the Happy Hooker. Last week they ran a story about a spa trip she took with mommy. Past articles have included glowing conversations with former classmates of Dupre’s (not easy since she’s a ninth grade dropout), and reports of her middle school gymnastics career.  

Now People is promoting a possible reality show featuring Dupre and celebrity/reality tv icon, Donald Trump.

In a concept called “Lady or a Tramp” Trump will attempt to transform Dupre from a filthy, drunken, call girl into a “lady.”

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Good luck with that.

Anyone who isn’t aware of what a disgusting skank Dupre is may want to check this out: (not for the squeemish)

http://mikeresponts.wordpress.com/2008/03/23/sickest-story-about-ashley-alexandra-dupre-so-far/

Hell, there are not this many photos, in existence, of ME passed out.

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SICKEST STORY ABOUT ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE SO FAR

March 23, 2008

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 We are now heading into week 2 of the Ashley Alexandra Dupre saga. Slowly, we are finding out more and more details about the life of America’s Favorite Hooker. It was just yesterday, for example, that we found out that Dupre took topless photographs. She posed for the pictures for money.

In fact, after one week, here’s just a partial list of things we now know Dupre was willing to do for money.

Sleep with men

Sleep with women

Have unprotected sex (for enough money)

Take her clothes off

Take her top off

Go on lengthy “vacations” with older foreign men

Spend a week on a bus with Joe Francis

Well, it turns out that Miss Dupre was willing to do more than this for the right amount of money. A LOT more.

Put this next item under the category: too much information.

Now comes word from a New York City based website called Celebrity City that Dupre will indeed do ANYTHING for money.

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READER DISCLAIMER !

* Warning: The rest of this article contains EXTREMELY objectionable material. It is extraordinarily sick, vile and disgusting. If you are the type of person who is easily offended or think there’s even the possibility that you might be offended you need to STOP READING. Now. The material is also of an adult nature. If you’re not 18 STOP READING.

Celebrity City describes itself as a website of “Famous and Infamous Persons of Interest in NYC.”

They have posted a story this week that claims hooker, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, LET MEN PAY HER SO THAT THEY COULD EAT HER DIRTY, USED TAMPONS.

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Whew! Good thing Dupre was a high class prostitute. Otherwise, she might have had to do some pretty degrading, vile and disgusting things for her money.

I feel like less of a human being for just having written this. If you want any more information feel free to go to the website.

Now, I’ve never heard of this website before. Therefore, I can’t verify how credible they are, but why am I NOT surprised.

Obviously, Ashley Alexandra Dupre will do ANYTHING for money.

TOPLESS PHOTOS OF ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE FOUND

March 22, 2008

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Consider me shocked. Shocked that it took an entire WEEK for this to come out.

Topless pictures of famed hooker, Ashley Alexandra Dupre have turned up.

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This might kill any big-bucks photo ops for the busty ho.

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Here’s a link to more pictures:

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/ashley-alexandra-dupre/ashley-alexandra-dupre-nude-pictures-003381

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ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE SINGLE: WHAT WE WANT

March 21, 2008

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HOOKER PUFF PIECE

March 21, 2008

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 People magazine features a profile piece this week on famed hooker, Ashley Alexandra Dupre. It’s complete swill.

I haven’t seen such an unholy piece of puff journalism since People ran an obituary of Oprah’s dog entitled, “Oprah Winfrey’s Beloved Golden Retriever Dies.”

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Despite writing about a PROSTITUTE, People manages to come up with the following testimonials about Dupre:

“Ashley was a good girl.”

“She was a sweetheart, everyone loved her.”

“She had a good heart.”

“She was a normal cool girl.”

“I would put her better than a lot of girls.”

“She was a beautiful girl.”

“She got along with everybody.”

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 I seriously doubt that Mother Theresa got press this good.

People blames her parents divorce and the arrest of her drug dealer brother for Dupre’s descent into whoredom,

“…she wanted her real family. She wanted her real father and her mother together and her brother back in the house. She wanted everybody under the same roof.”

Well, that and the jealousy of her peers,

“She was the hottest girl in town when she was here and all the other girls gave her hell,” People quotes a former boyfriend as saying. “They were jealous. The girls wouldn’t hang out with her. It was ridiculous. The girls here were really mean to her.”
 

So, because of People magazine we now know the truth. Thanks to mean girls and missing daddy, Ashley Youmans was transformed from this sweet little girl:

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Into Ashley Alexandra Dupre, this drunken/whore party girl:

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Thank you People magazine for such an enlightening piece of investigative journalism!

ORLANDO SENTINEL HO PICS

March 20, 2008

Update:

The Orlando Sentinel ran pictures of famed prostitute, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, this morning.

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The pictures were pulled from her Girls Gone Wild tape that Dupre made when she was 18.

PLAYGIRL MAGAZINE WANTS ELIOT SPITZER NAKED

March 20, 2008

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The thing about cheap publicity stunts is they’re supposed to APPEAL to your customers.

Yesterday, Playgirl followed in the footsteps of their male magazine counterparts. Playgirl announced they would offer scandalized former New York governor, Eliot Spitzer, the chance to pose nude in their magazine.

As a heterosexual male, I’m not exactly Playgirl’s target audience. However, I feel safe in speaking for both women and gay men in saying NOBODY WANTS TO SEE ELIOT SPITZER NAKED.

The stunt did work on one level. I didn’t know playgirl magazine even existed anymore.

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Now, maybe if Playgirl could get another politician, someone who looked a bit better with their shirt off…

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See, now we’re talking!

Showing Eliot Spitzer would be about as smart as having Ted Kennedy pictures.

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Actually, this type of thing very rarely works out for anyone.

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