Archive for the ‘Celebrity Sluts’ Category

AMBER HEARD FROM PINEAPPLE EXPRESS

August 19, 2008

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BACK TO PENIS

August 18, 2008

RO & LO LESBO NO MO

Actress Lindsay Lohan’s lesbian fling appears to be over. Several reports have Lohan and DJ Sam Ronson breaking up. The couple has reportedly been spotted arguing and Lohan has been “flirting with guys.”

An Ok! Magazine article called Lohan a “faux-mosexual.”

KIM KARDASHIAN WITH THE PUSSY CAT DOLLS

August 18, 2008

 

 

 

ROLE PLAYING

August 15, 2008

MEGAN FOX

Actress Megan Fox, FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World, plays a NUN in an upcoming movie.

Whatever you’re thinking right now, you’re going to hell for it.

JASON KIDD’S CHICK KISSED A GIRL…AND SHE LIKED IT!

August 13, 2008

MAY ANDERSON AND LINDSAY LOHAN

From the New York Post Page Six via SPORTSbyBROOKS:

Dallas Mavericks guard Jason Kidd probably gets more celebrity trim than any other member of the Redeem Team. He has not only dated but impregnated his share of supermodels.

Kidd though has reportedly dumped his latest squeeze, Danish supermodel May Anderson. The best part of the story is that Page Six actually BRAGS about breaking the couple up. Apparently Kidd was pissed that while he’s off half way around the world serving God and country playing for the U.S. Olympic basketball team, his chick was sneaking out at night being a hobag.

The last straw apparently came when Anderson was written up in the Post for partyng with Lindsay Lohan (who she was apparently making out with.)

Look, I know Jason Kidd is getting up there in years, but C’MON! If your biggest complaint with your blazing hot supermodel girlfriend is she likes sex too much and can’t stop drinking and making out with other hot chicks then I really can’t feel that sorry for you.

Jason Kidd is a weenie! (Either that or he’s GAY!)

PAPARAZZI SCUM DESCEND ON SLUT ACTRESS SIENNA MILLER LIKE LOCUSTS: MAKE HER CRY AS SHE TRIES TO PUMP GAS

August 13, 2008

 

 

 

 

 

IS JENNA JAMESON PREGNANT?

August 6, 2008

TITO ORTIZ AND JENNA JAMESON

It’s a good thing Tito Ortiz just signed his big money deal with Affliction. Page Six of The New York Post is reporting that porn queen Jenna Jameson is pregnant with Ortiz’ child.

PARIS HILTON RUNS ATTACK AD ON JOHN MCCAIN

August 6, 2008

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Celebu-skank Paris Hilton is fighting back. Following the John McCain “celebrity” ad, the socialite has come up with an attack ad of her own. The parody ad calls McCain that “wrinkly, white-haired dude” and the “oldest celebrity in the world.”

SUPERMODEL KATE MOSS NIPPLE SLIPPAGE

August 5, 2008

KATE MOSS

From Egotastic:

To see Kate Moss’ nipple click:  HERE

ANOREXIC, DRUG-USING SKANK MARY-KATE OLSEN DEMANDS IMMUNITY BEFORE TALKING TO THE FEDS

August 4, 2008

MARY-KATE OLSEN

Today’s New York Post is reporting that the Feds may seek a subpoena to compel actress Mary-Kate Olsen to tell them who was involved in selling drugs to actor Heath Ledger. Olsen, a friend of Ledger’s, was the first person called after the discovery of the actor’s body. He died of a drug overdose in January.

The Post described federal authorities as “frustrated” because Olsen refuses to cooperate. The Post says authorities have contacted “everyone” associated with Ledger to find out about his death. Olsen is refusing to meeet with authorities unless she is granted immunity.


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