BALDING KEPT MAN TIM HASSELBECK
Former NFL and Boston College quarterback Tim Hasselbeck has been hired as an NFL analyst by ESPN. Hasselbeck, who is married to television personality Elisabeth Hasselbeck of “The View,” replaces Sean Salisbury. I guess Stoney Case wasn’t available.
Hasselbeck fits the Salisbury mold in that he sucked as an NFL quarterback. Unlike Salisbury, Hasselbeck is reportedly a great guy. That’s probably how he stuck around the NFL despite the fact that he hasn’t completed a pass in a regular season game since 2003. Think of that. Hasselbeck was a professional NFL quarterback drawing a paycheck every week and he didn’t even ATTEMPT a pass for four seasons.
Hasselbeck got into 1 game with the Arizona Cardinals in 2007. He ran the ball once for minus one yard. Hasselbeck also played with the New York Giants in 2005. He never attempted a pass but ran for minus three yards.
Worse, he’s married to right-wing hottie/Nazi Elisabeth Hasselbeck and openly credits her for helping him in his tv career. That’s right, everything he learned about tv he got from Elisabeth Hasselbeck. I guess that means we can look forward to Tim Hasselbeck crying on the set this year.
ELISABETH HASSELBECK
August 19, 2008 at 12:04 am |
Mike – great take – I couldn’t have said it better! Mr. Elisabeth Hasselbeck – LOVE IT! *hahahahaha* – thanks for the laugh!!
August 25, 2008 at 8:42 pm |
We guess Bill Gedde, the MASTER of The View, a show supposedly about and by women, (Disney owns this show), called in a favor and got Timmy his job at ESPN (Disney owns that too)….no_talents I tell you, those 2 hasselbecks…..
September 12, 2008 at 11:40 am |
POOR JIM (MR. ELISABETH HASSLEBECK). I KNOW HE CATCHES HELL WITH HIS WIFE. SHE HAS TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTRACTION WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING. SHE IS DISGUSTING. DOES SHE EVER SHUT UP AND GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO SAY ANYTHING? I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM AND THOSE KIDS. SHE’S SICK AND DON’T EVEN KNOW IT.
November 16, 2008 at 6:06 pm |
I take offense to the “Mr Elisabeth Hasselbeck” description. So what that Elisabeth garners a greater salary than Tim. There are lot’s of household’s no a days where that is the case. Also in regard to referring to Elisabeth as a Nazi–that is also a bunch of crap.
When a man staunchly defends his views he is praised. No so when a woman is outspoken about her political views. Remember it wasn’t really that long ago when women weren’t allowed to vote.
I am a liberal who happens to find Elisabeth’s views a little refreshing. I may not agree with them, but without her The View would simply be the Whoppi and Joy Show!
February 4, 2009 at 8:34 pm |
Cheryl said “it wasn’t really that long ago when women weren’t allowed to vote” –
what country do YOU live in….we have had the vote pushing 100 years nearly (1920!!)
It isn’t her opinion that annoys – it’s her delivery and her small mindedness…..and watch her kids grow up into neo-nazi’s…poor things – I do feel for those 2-1/2 children (and Tim)
May 5, 2009 at 5:23 pm |
Yes Elisabeth Hasselbeck is a Nazi and she hats Fags like the Dumb ass that called her a Nazi because she is not a Spend Freak Obama Fan…
Get a Life….