The online site www.coedmagazine.com has an absolutely hilarious piece today entitled “Top Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns.”
The article points out a list of undeserving d-listers who have slept with some of the most famous and beautiful women in Hollywood. Included on the list is Wilmer Valderamma who has parlayed playing “Fez” on That 70′s Show into a babe roster that is “second only to Derek Jeter and Leonardo Di Caprio.” And face it, this guy is no Jeter or DiCaprio. Those guys are at the TOP of their profession and make HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of dollars.
Valderamma is a nitwit tool living off his sitcom residuals. Nonetheless, he has managed to have sex with Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, Mandy Moore, Jaime Pressley, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Love Hewitt and at least one of the Olsen Twins.
There are six other assclowns on the list. Check it out: HERE