BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS MOTHER’S DAY LIKE PAM ANDERSON

PETA GIRL PAM ANDERSON SAYS DON’T BELIEVE YOUR LYING EYES-THAT’S NOT A HOTDOG IN HER MOUTH (IT’S A VEGGIE DOG)

 Let’s give the Los Angeles Dodgers some credit. Most Major League teams were pandering to the “family” demographic on Mother’s Day.

ALEX RODRIGUEZ SIGNED PINK BAT AVAILABLE ON MLB.COM

Not the Dodgers! They proved once again that in Hollywood celebrity triumphs EVERYTHING.

That’s why the Dodgers chose America’s favorite MILF, Pam Anderson, to throw out the first pitch on Mother’s Day:

NOTHING SAYS MOTHERHOOD LIKE PAM ANDERSON

MAYBE THEY CAN COME UP WITH A PROMOTION FOR BAT DAY

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